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Joke #20872

Posted on March 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why didn’t the turtle cross the road?

A: Because she forgot her purse.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: purse, road, turtle

 

boalhayo

Posted on March 22, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

boalhayo – n. a random item (that you wouldn’t normally expect) falling out of a purse

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Tags: boalhayo, noun, purse

 

frinna

Posted on March 22, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

frinna – n. a random AA battery that falls out of a purse

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Tags: battery, frinna, noun, purse

 

minticrebh

Posted on March 22, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

minticrebh – v. to keep a single AA battery in your purse

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Tags: battery, minticrebh, purse, verb

 

Quote #15856

Posted on January 18, 2011 by elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“I don’t want a free purse with ink”

– elmoisfurry

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Tags: ink, purse

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Joke #12724

Posted on December 1, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

My boss is so cheap, her purse has rusted shut.

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Tags: boss, money, purse

 

purseistent

Posted on June 25, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

purseistent – adj. to be resistent to purses

Ex. Sheila was purseistent when she saw that Coach.

;} to be resistent to the conditions inside of a purse

Ex. My tampons are purseistent!

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Tags: adjective, purse, purseistent

 

quorkzonk

Posted on December 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

quorkzonk – v. to grab a random bunch of coins out of a pocket/bag/purse and it just happens to be (unintentionally) the exact change you need

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Tags: bag, coin, pocket, purse, quorkzonk, verb

 

ualdad

Posted on September 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

ualdad – n. a purse full of cocaine

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Tags: cocaine, noun, purse, ualdad

 

nyby

Posted on August 18, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

nyby – n. a bull with a purse

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Tags: bull, noun, nyby, purse

 

guza

Posted on August 11, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

guza – n. a cow with a purse

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Tags: cow, guza, noun, purse

 

eyg

Posted on August 10, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

eyg – n. a ghost that lives in a purse

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Tags: eyg, ghost, noun, purse

 

bowen

Posted on August 8, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

bowen – n. a pie inside a purse

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Tags: bowen, noun, pie, purse

 

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