Q: How do you stop a goth from drowning?
A: Take your foot off their head.
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Joke #21366
Q: What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?
A: The cisterns of mercy.
Joke #21365
Q: How does a perky goth paint his ceiling black?
A: He dyes his hair and starts bouncing.
Joke #21364
Q: What happens if you don’t pay the exorcist?
A: You get repossessed.
Joke #21363
Q: What’s black and knocks on the window?
A: A goth in a microwave.
Joke #21362
Q: What’s black and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby goth.
Joke #21361
Q: Why did the goth cross the road?
A: It didn’t, it was dead.
Joke #21360
Q: How many goths does it take to make cheesecake?
A: None, there are no goths in cheesecake.
Joke #21359
Q: How many frat boys does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: That depends on how thinly you slice them.
Joke #21358
Q: How many “New Kids on the Block” does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Only one if you throw it hard enough.
Joke #21357
Q: How many goths does it take to make a hamburger?
A: Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out!
Joke #21356
Q: What do goths buy at the liquor store when they don’t have much cash?
A: Crow-Magnums.
Joke #21355
Q: What’s another name for a goth girl?
A: A Crow-ho.
Joke #21354
Q: What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror?
A: “So nice not to see you again”
Joke #21353
Q: Why is it so hard for goths to get work?
A: Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.