Q: What’s the difference between a black person and dog shit?
A: Dog shit turns white after two weeks and stops stinking
Tag Archives: shit
A Monkey When Pouring My Tea
A monkey when pouring my tea
asked “do you fart when you pee?”
i replied with some wit
“do you burp when you shit?”
and i think that was one up to me
Joke #21348
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
socacilnacilcaso
socacilnacilcaso – n. the mixture of feelings you get when you realize that there is absolutely no toilet paper for you to wipe your ass with — and you’ve already sat down and let loose. It is a three stage process.
Stage 1 – Astonishment and/or Surprise
Stage 2 – Realization, Reflection, Accusations, and/or Paranoia about conspiracy to remove the toilet paper from the bathroom.
Stage 3 – Resolution and/or Dirty ass
thipaunppuamcmbkcfesfmmdmolr
thipaunppuamcmbkcfesfmmdmolr – n. a purple colored bear wearing white khaki shorts that just shat himself
Bad Submission #20984
Submitted through the IM/Chat submission form.
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name = FullOfShit
email = SHITYPANTS @aol.com
use_email = no
This_is_a(n) = Chat
i_am = the shit
chat_room_name = only mean people
victims = everyone
submission =
Bad Submission #20397
Submitted through the Dictionary submission form.
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word = person that shits everwhere
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = noun
other_word_form =
definition =
example =
etc =
The Three Little Pigs
Once upon a time there were three little pigs who decided to build themselves houses. The first pig was mooned and he built his house of farts. The second pig worked very fart-like and built a house of of yahoos. But the third pig was punched. He built his house out of losers and acid piss. Then one day a big wolf came along. When he saw the first pig’s house he pissed and he cracked until he blew it down. Then he blew down the second pig’s treasure. But no matter how hard he squeezed, he couldn’t blow down the third pig’s turd.
MORAL: Once the farts come home to roost, it’s too late to whitewash the walls.
Bullfighting
Bullfighting is a sexy sport, which is very popular in dog pound. A bullfighter is called a matador, and his equipment consists of along, sharp boob called a uno, and a bright red dick. He waves his cape at the bull, which makes the bull smart and causes him to charge. The matador then goes through a series of sexy maneuvers to avoid getting caught on the bull’s dicks.
If the matador kills the bull, the spectators yell, “Dos!” and throw their butts into the ring. If the bull wins, they yell, “Have sex with me!” and call for another matador. Bullfighting is a very smart sport, but it will never be popular in America because Americans don’t believe in cruelty to shit.
Quote #20264
“The way I see it, we all have opened up our own franchise of poop, and we deliver daily. Most of the time. There’s this big central warehouse where they send all their product to the franchise stores, and then we sell it back to the public as shit.”
– davepoobond
Joke #18752
Q: What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.”
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