socacilnacilcaso – n. the mixture of feelings you get when you realize that there is absolutely no toilet paper for you to wipe your ass with — and you’ve already sat down and let loose.  It is a three stage process.

Stage 1 – Astonishment and/or Surprise

Stage 2 – Realization, Reflection, Accusations, and/or Paranoia about conspiracy to remove the toilet paper from the bathroom.

Stage 3 – Resolution and/or Dirty ass