Bullfighting is a sexy sport, which is very popular in dog pound. A bullfighter is called a matador, and his equipment consists of along, sharp boob called a uno, and a bright red dick. He waves his cape at the bull, which makes the bull smart and causes him to charge. The matador then goes through a series of sexy maneuvers to avoid getting caught on the bull’s dicks.
If the matador kills the bull, the spectators yell, “Dos!” and throw their butts into the ring. If the bull wins, they yell, “Have sex with me!” and call for another matador. Bullfighting is a very smart sport, but it will never be popular in America because Americans don’t believe in cruelty to shit.