“Math is boring”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: high school
Joke #13106
The coach of the St. Joseph’s High School baseball team, who happened to be a priest, called time out and ran onto the field to have a talk with his pitcher, a boy named Morgan.
The umpire watched patiently while the priest had a lengthy discussion with his younger hurler. Finally, tired of waiting, the umpire stormed over to the coach. “What is this?” he said to the priest angrily. “A conference or the Sermon on the Mound?”
Joke #12690
Nobody likes me. For my high school yearbook photo, they made me wear a bag over my head.
Joke #12601
I didn’t graduate form high school because I got a zero in one subject — attendance.
Joke #12597
They do everything big in Texas high schools. In biology class they don’t dissect frogs; they dissect dinosaurs!
Joke #12588
Education has finally come up with an effective way to deal with high school students who are habitual trouble makers. They graduate them!
Joke #11972
In high school, my teacher told me I’d never be anything when I grew up. Well, now that I’m finally grown up, I proved one thing — she was absolutely right!
high school syndrome
high school syndrome – n. a medical condition in which you always like to have drama going on around you
Joke #9165
Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, Rescue Anne, to practice.
Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case.
The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the students gently shook the doll and asked, “Are you all right?” He then put his ear over the mannequin’s mouth to listen for breathing.
Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, “She says she can’t feel her legs!”
Joke #9029
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
The George Carlin Theory
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating. . .you finish off as an orgasm.
Stupid Note #7627
Note: The other color is someone else
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Jess~
So people keep comin to me sayin
KRISTI THE COOK…
is talking all kinds of shit to Brandon Little Penis about me. Like I slept w/a gardner, I give head to anyone & neone. She just won’t give up! Stupid bitch. SO…I’m gonna need ur help to bitch out her fat ass.
w/b (heart) Gorrilla
lol! what the fuck! R u sure? yea I will help! fuck her! OMG I have shit to say!
Stupid Note #7626
Note: The other color is another person.
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OmG! I hate this b/c I realized I can’t be with any one but Jason! like no one will make me happy but him! awww!
Hehe awww. Good
that’s not good! b/c I can’t be w/ him my sister would really kill him! awww! what can I do! she already almost put him in jail what now! my family would kill him
shit I think you may have to wait then b/c that wont work for now =C
yea your right! I hate her I wish she wasn’t my sister! she just hurts me & interfears w/ my life! I really want you to meet him! He’s sooo funny!
I know she interferes its stupid.
that would would be awesome to meet him. J+B= need to chill again
OMG! I know we haven’t chilled in sooooooooo long! Donkmaster likes Kate
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now that last part is really weird, as you may or may not know, Donkmaster is a former member of Squackle, before he sold out. It was really random, because all through that, the last thing I expected was to see something like that….anyway….its stupid….
Stupid Note #7621
this has realllly bad writing and its really hard to read it, so it might have some wrong words…and there’s a bunch of random thingys on this…
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I’m tired b/c Mr. Lever 2000 didn’t tell me a time I had to get here early so I could talk more is a cafeteria dance before prom where they announce the prom comissions
Are you going to go?
Its the best dance ever! But I can’t go
b/c I’m grounded
I skip SSR. And forged a not my mom found out. Also b/c she said I lied to her b/c I told her I was in the nurses. I know b/c I don’t have an off
campus permit
All of it. Wow is big When’t Easter?
This sun. looooooooooooooo
b/c then I’l bean my dad, I wasn’t but there’s no point staying here when I’m grounded. 1/2 an hour. I want this class to be over! But I don’t want to go to Bio. I have to b/c I have to take my test. I’d rather get it over w/
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Weird misplaced things through the rest of the paper:
-Wont move my head
-Thats why I can’t nod my head
-You know you can talk
-Good
-Are you and Danielle still together?
-You would just start making
-If a sound annoyed me why would I tell you
-Cool I just was wondering! Gosh.
-What are you and Breydan going to do!!!!
-I know but I want to be cool like yoo why not! its ok
-Dogs! they were going to eat you guys
-Look @ Matt’s little brother. He looks so preppy especially compared to him
-Then all the guys started to get mad b/c But i was friends w/all of his. I didn’t mean it like that! No comment
-but he has Never Fallen in a toilet
-He’s too young. You’re corrupting him. So I’ve never gotten high and I’m almost out of 10th gr.
-but they’re high so much that our voices are too loud for them
-When they get high they sleep bascially they are just dead. they sit there like this. ITs FUNNY!
-I know I’m actually normal but I’m usually LOUD
-soneetimes. but usually its just us girls. b/c we can be as loud and hyper as we want
-We don’t hang out on the weekends anymore
-and
-Shu-up!
-He was too quite
-We were hanging out w/ Maddison, Chris, Ashton, Mark, So me and Dustin in star led to wot hang out as much
Stupid Note #7620: Bad Writing
This note has really bad writing and has random things all over the place. The main part of the note is there, and everything random is after the main paragraph thingy. To make things worst, almost half the paper is gone, 1/4 from the top and 1/4 from the bottom.
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Represent Mama B!!!!
hey! I’m in chemistry right now. just, ignore the notes on the other page. I’m happy because I just found out that I have an A in this class. I really hope I get a 3.83 like I want! So, how was your weekend? Mine was boring at my dad’s house.
So, yeah, I was really annoyed w/ the guys. how they only want to hang out w/ us when they can use us! well, maybe I don’t want them to come this weekend. I dunno, now. There I’ve hung out w/ other guys, I realize how rude and mean our guys are I’m not even gonna call them “our” guys anymore. So anywho, who do you like now? I know you want FAG. heehee I’m so just kidding. You know who like…I need to get to know much better. god, tattoo boy is in my class right now and he is so dumb. Its really funny. hey, my-
(rest of the page is ripped off)
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Random things all over the back and such:
-I’m sitting next to (scribble lines)
-I’ll tell you later! she is so stupid
-Represent! Please don’t show anyone!
-Homogenous mixture of two or more substances
-Can be made from all 3 states of mattr.