“gangster rap is in the dictionary!”
– Donkmaster
“gangster rap is in the dictionary!”
– Donkmaster
“hey, that’s my fro”
– Donkmaster
“I got you a crumb doughnut…hahaha brilliant”
::licks his fingers::
– Donkmaster
“the only reason I’m not sitting on her is because she bit me”
– Donkmaster
“I play the guitar and i’m obsessed with Metallica. I also wear tight pants and nikes. And once i even dressed up in a tutu and went to school in it!”
– Donkmaster
“i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin! is that a bad sign?”
– Donkmaster
“wanna see a butt? hehehehe!! here it is (_I_) hahahahahaha!!!”
– Donkmaster
“ooga booga pizza hut”
– Donkmaster
“I am the almighty Donkmaster!”
– Donkmaster
“I am the almighty Donkmaster, you must bow down to me as i walk past you, as i hold up my iron fist of power!”
– Donkmaster
hat toss: for flash movies do you gotta send the .fla file?
hat toss: to submit one
davepoobond: yeah if you want
hat toss: whats another option?
davepoobond: swf
hat toss: ok
hat toss: are you flash movies uploaded as swf?
davepoobond: yes…
hat toss: alright
hat toss: you put three periods at the end, i guess that means that was a no-brainer question :-\
hat toss: How did you pay for your dot com?
davepoobond: why do you care
hat toss: so i know if i paid for mine a decent way
hat toss: i used a money order
davepoobond: how much did you pay for yours
hat toss: like 5 or 6 bucks
davepoobond: that’s fine
hat toss: www.godaddy.com
hat toss: i REGISTERED it at go daddy, thats not my site
davepoobond: what’s your site then
hat toss: i wouldnt be caught dead registering a url like that
hat toss: that’s confidential, till i get billed
davepoobond: i thought you sent a money order
hat toss: (i dont like people looking at the who-is info)
hat toss: no
hat toss: online form
hat toss: did you use a credit card?
davepoobond: why do you care so much
davepoobond: if you pay for it you pay for it
hat toss: oh man
hat toss: that was good
hat toss: have you played ddr?
davepoobond: dungeons and dragons?
davepoobond: diddy kong racing?
hat toss: dance dance revolution, lol
davepoobond: no
hat toss: do you know what it is?
davepoobond: yes
hat toss: i was in a competition, but this FUCKEN asian dude went right before me and he was like… on fire and i just dropped out
davepoobond: too bad
davepoobond: you could’ve been the ddr king
hat toss: he was wearing some visor upside down and sideways with his right pant leg rolled up… you could clearly see that this kid meant business
hat toss: dont you think that’s pretty intimidating?
davepoobond: sure
hat toss: yeah, considering i wore a wife-beater and jeans
hat toss: whats a 6.9? a 69 interupted by a period
davepoobond: i’ve already got that joke on the site…
hat toss: hahaha, i crack myself up
hat toss: oh
hat toss: shit
hat toss: fuck
hat toss: dammit
hat toss: my bad
hat toss: do you accept racist jokes?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: they’re jokes still
hat toss: ok, whats worse than a mexican and a burrito?
davepoobond: but i put it for both sides so it balances out
hat toss: oh, nevermind lol
hat toss: do you have “surenos” where you live?
davepoobond: no..
hat toss: they’re some mexican gang
hat toss: nobody likes them
hat toss: what about bloods and crips?
davepoobond: i dont know, i dont go out asking what kinds of gangs we’ve got here
hat toss: haha
hat toss: by ‘here’, what do you mean?
hat toss: san diego??? hmm hmm hmm
hat toss: santa cruz????????
hat toss: one of those damn s’s
davepoobond: yeah sure, santa cruz
hat toss: thats pretty groovy
hat toss: i live in a place that’s initials are S.F.
hat toss: it has a bridge…..
hat toss: take a guess
davepoobond: san franco?
hat toss: SO CLOSE!!!
davepoobond: san fuckerslivehere
hat toss: san francISCo
hat toss: you almost had it
hat toss: eh fuck, i’ll give you the plus points anyway
davepoobond: what city is that, i never heard of that place
hat toss: seems that either you or your sister went to alcatraz
davepoobond: since when
hat toss: since you put the story up
davepoobond: exactly, its a story
davepoobond: i didnt actually go
hat toss: oh man
hat toss: my life’s ruined
davepoobond: why do you care so much
hat toss: i dont actualy
davepoobond: surreee ya dont
hat toss: ok fine you got me there….
hat toss: did you take the ferry boat?
hat toss: it’s two story
davepoobond: i dont remember, i wrote it in 9th grade
hat toss: we had one of those last year, i talked about tryign to join a gang
davepoobond: great
hat toss: it wasnt really
hat toss: actualy, it was kinda funny
davepoobond: did they shoot you in the arm
hat toss: no, the heart
hat toss: i joined up with a mexican gang,like actualy got the beating and “acceptance” then about 15 minutes after the free weed, i was like “you do realize that i am not mexican, right?”
hat toss: then their eyes glowed red and they attacked me
hat toss: but it was still worth is
hat toss: it*
hat toss: why does the S and the T gotta be SO GOD DAMN CLOSE?!
hat toss: do you keep those stupid notes?
davepoobond: what?
hat toss: screwed up town
hat toss: the notes
davepoobond: no
hat toss: i see
hat toss: how did you think of that name….. Squackle
davepoobond: jo mama gave it to me
hat toss: how did she think of it?
hat toss: THAT BITCH!!!!!!!
hat toss: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out.
hat toss: you never got aroudn to that
davepoobond: so what
hat toss: you should make Blow The Toad and donkmaster fight
hat toss: that would be great
davepoobond: i wouldn’t insult donkmaster like that
hat toss: ey??
hat toss: barqoa: to eat batteries with gratitude
hat toss: tappparv: to mean nothing
hat toss: there, two words just for you
Note: The other color is another person.
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OmG! I hate this b/c I realized I can’t be with any one but Jason! like no one will make me happy but him! awww!
Hehe awww. Good
that’s not good! b/c I can’t be w/ him my sister would really kill him! awww! what can I do! she already almost put him in jail what now! my family would kill him
shit I think you may have to wait then b/c that wont work for now =C
yea your right! I hate her I wish she wasn’t my sister! she just hurts me & interfears w/ my life! I really want you to meet him! He’s sooo funny!
I know she interferes its stupid.
that would would be awesome to meet him. J+B= need to chill again
OMG! I know we haven’t chilled in sooooooooo long! Donkmaster likes Kate
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now that last part is really weird, as you may or may not know, Donkmaster is a former member of Squackle, before he sold out. It was really random, because all through that, the last thing I expected was to see something like that….anyway….its stupid….
::laughing::
“I love the way that she smells”
– Donkmaster
elmoisfurry: ………………………u…….BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out. Please visit our sponsors by the way.
(For those of you who don’t know who donkmaster is, he’s a stupid poop head that used to be a Squackle! member)
stuff updated/put up:
Poems – I Want To Be a Cashier, Paleantology Is Awesome, Flip Flop –, I Love My Erasers So Much, A Very Nice Poem, Where? There!, Be Amazed
The Screwed Up Town – Black Out Notice From School
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Proud About 8th Grade, davepoobond: What a Life!, davepoobond’s sister: The Reasons Why davepoobond’s Sister Wants Her Hair Braided
Squackle Quotes – Around School, Radio, The Internet, Nose, davepoobond
davepoobond: ok, everybody! put on your cottage cheese dresses and whip cream hats! we’re goin to the super market!
donkmaster: i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin! is that a bad sign?
Elmoisfurry: doodee kaka fart splat poop!!
Stuff Put up/updated today: