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RhyDin Night Club

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhyDin Night Club”. ***

Virgoshio: looks like im running things

davepoobond: ::jumps in, wearing a suede jacket, black shoes, and long white pants::

Holmes: wow finally a freakin customer

Virgoshio: Can i help you ?::looks at davepoobond::

davepoobond: ::tap dances over to shio:: sure you can…you can tell me your phone number sweet cakes

Virgoshio: ok its 555-6996

davepoobond: hmm…nice

Holmes: eww shio thats nasty

Virgoshio: ::to himself:: not

davepoobond: ::takes out a cell phone and dials it::

davepoobond: ::an old grandma picks up on the other line::

davepoobond: old grandma: yes?

davepoobond: hello, shio…

davepoobond: sweet cakes*

davepoobond: ((make it sound funnier…ehh))

Holmes: ::Laughs::

davepoobond: old grandma: i already told you i have toothbrushes!

Virgoshio: anything else?

davepoobond: …how about toilet brushes?

davepoobond: old grandma: ::hangs up::

Holmes: shio shut up and let the customer talk

Virgoshio: need any thing else?

davepoobond: sure

davepoobond: how about a bag of cheetos

Virgoshio: what?

Holmes: ::goes behind the counter::

Virgoshio: ::hands him a bag of cheetos:: 1.00

davepoobond: nuh uh…not that easy…i want it on your head…

Virgoshio: why?

Holmes: ::grabs some “Hello my name is:” tags and writes “Manager”::

davepoobond: do it

Holmes: ::slaps it on my forehead:: i’m the manager now

Virgoshio: ::rips tags off and throws holmes back in his seat::

Holmes: hey thats my skin on that tag

Virgoshio: ::puts the cheetoes on his head::

Virgoshio: o well shut up!

Virgoshio: now what?

Holmes: don’t tell me what to do, remeber you work for me

davepoobond: ::laughs at him::

Virgoshio: Not in here!

Virgoshio: you fag

Virgoshio: Now what?

Holmes: hey we talked about the anger problems

davepoobond: what are you talking about?

davepoobond: i dont know who you are

Virgoshio: i have the cheetoes on my head now what?

davepoobond: deposit yourself into a bank

Virgoshio: no!

davepoobond: yes!

Virgoshio: ::hands davepoobond the cheetoes::

Holmes: why not? save some of yourself for your later years

Virgoshio: Shut up holmes!

davepoobond: he’s got a point

Holmes: the customer is always right

davepoobond: in your state, you wont be….how do i say

davepoobond: stocky

davepoobond: all your life

Virgoshio: Well in your state you wont be a bitch all your life!

Holmes: wow attitude

davepoobond: ::blinks a few times:: isnt that a good thing?

Holmes: and you wonder why no one comes into this place

Virgoshio: yea but still just shut up!

Virgoshio: We JUst opened you tart

Holmes: my store is crowded with customers

Virgoshio: My ass i work there

Virgoshio: there is never anyone in there

Holmes: yeah watching my sandwich

davepoobond: ::fart:: i’m your only customer, bask me in glory

Holmes: and what happened to my sandwich the LAST time i said watch it?

Holmes: HUH?

OnlineHost: Metallicdraco has entered the room.

Holmes: some one ATE IT

Virgoshio: ::hands Da a freee pepporoni pizza::

davepoobond: hey, pepporonni pizza

Holmes: don’t eat it, he doesn’t wash his hands

davepoobond: ewwww

Virgoshio: thats what you get for me being a total jack ass

davepoobond: that means….theres toilet paper particles on this pizza?

Virgoshio: ::punches holmes in the face::yes i do!

davepoobond: and all other types of particles

Virgoshio: No thre isnt

OnlineHost: Metallicdraco has left the room.

davepoobond: yes, i bet there is!

Holmes: he doesn’t believe in toilet paper

OnlineHost: Jaysun Iverson has entered the room.

Virgoshio: i washmy hands

Holmes: he uses his hands

davepoobond: even worse!

Holmes: and picks it all out

Virgoshio: holmes your a fag!

Holmes: at least a “fag” who washes his hands

davepoobond: true true

Holmes: is better then you

OnlineHost: XxSuPa AnGeLxX has entered the room.

Virgoshio: I Wash My Hands YOU FUCK NUT!

Holmes: fine fine you wash your hands

Holmes: in the urinal

Virgoshio: Holmes i hate you when your drunk!

Virgoshio: No thats where your mom washes her hair!

OnlineHost: Jaysun Iverson has left the room.

davepoobond: that was a bit random…

OnlineHost: XxSuPa AnGeLxX has left the room.

Virgoshio: Hey thats the price to pay!

Virgoshio: he pissed me off!

Holmes: that hurt

davepoobond: actually, urinals are places to wash your feet though

Virgoshio: No urinals you Piss in!

Holmes: eww you filthy animal

davepoobond: ewww

OnlineHost: Sk8erchicky81 has entered the room.

davepoobond: so i got a urinal for nothing

Holmes: HOW CAN YOU PISS IN A URINAL

OnlineHost: Sk8erchicky81 has left the room.

Virgoshio: Bucause thats what they are used for get the fuck out of the club!

davepoobond: hahahaha

Holmes: fine but i;’m going back to my shop

Holmes: and you better get working

Virgoshio: Fine see ya later!

Virgoshio: are you leavin?

Holmes: no

Virgoshio: ok

Virgoshio: fin

Holmes: fin in french means the end

Virgoshio: Fine*

Holmes: fine in english means ok

davepoobond: or

davepoobond: pretty

Virgoshio: No shit sherlock

Holmes: yeah in context like: “Damn baby-girl, you like fine!”

Holmes: watson, are you constipated

Virgoshio: Hey Da why dont you suck holmeses dick?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

davepoobond: …not occasionally…

OnlineHost: Lechuza has entered the room.

Virgoshio: Ok

OnlineHost: Lechuza has left the room.

Virgoshio: well go some where and suck his dick then

Holmes: nah not right now

Holmes: gotta get in the mood

davepoobond: actually i dont

Holmes: does this place sell viagra

davepoobond: you do today

davepoobond: ::shoves shio onto holmes::

Holmes: O.o if you want some shio just ask!

Virgoshio: ::kicks davepoobond in the face::

Virgoshio: ::punches holmes::

davepoobond: ::kicked in the face and blows up::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

davepoobond: aahhhhhh

Holmes: ::punched:: ow

davepoobond: ::body slams shio::

davepoobond: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::hit::

Holmes: ::hit::

Virgoshio: ::gets up and grabs them both and throws them out side::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::not hit, thrown outside::

Virgoshio: ::locks doors::

Holmes: ::moves like a boomerang and comes back through an open window::

davepoobond: ::seeps in through the cracks of the door::

davepoobond: you cant keep me out

Virgoshio: Ok fine just leave me alone

Virgoshio: and let me work

davepoobond: all right

Holmes: ok

davepoobond: work on what

davepoobond: nothing

davepoobond: ::takes a chair and smashes it:: here’s something to work on

davepoobond: hahahaa

Virgoshio: ::snaps fingers and the chair is fixed::

Holmes: wow

Virgoshio: any thing else?

davepoobond: how about a cheeseburger

Holmes: ::runs to bathroom and clogs and floods the toilets::

Virgoshio: ::snaps fingers and a cheeseburger is in da’s hands::

Holmes: ::pisses on the floor::

Virgoshio: ::snaps and fixes the toilets::

davepoobond: thanks ::runs in the bathroom and stuffs it in the sinks and turns them on::

Virgoshio: ::snaps and cleans the floor::

davepoobond: ::jumps in and bathes in the sink::

Virgoshio: ::Snaps and unclogs it::

Holmes: ::snaps and cleans shios nose out::

Virgoshio: ::snaps and davepoobond is back in her seat a s well as homes::

Virgoshio: ::da and holmes are back in thier seats::

Holmes: ::moons shio::

Holmes: Theres a crack in my ass! can you fix that?

Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmeses pants are back on::Virgoshio: ::snaps and Holmses ass crack fills up::

Holmes: thanks

Virgoshio: no prob

davepoobond: how about this? i got a brown thing coming out of my ear…

Virgoshio: ::snaps and fills in das ear::

davepoobond: i cant hear

Virgoshio: good

Holmes: my nipples are more square then round

davepoobond: whats that?

Holmes: can you fix that

Virgoshio: nuttin

Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmes has no nipples::

davepoobond: sure, i’ll take some toilet water, thank you

Holmes: aww darn no breastfeeding today

davepoobond: yes yes, i’ll feed the gerbils while your gone…

Virgoshio: any thing else?

davepoobond: no

Virgoshio: k

Holmes: can you fix your name? it sounds stupid

Holmes: shio…

Holmes: and your face

Virgoshio: ::snaps and holmes cant talk::

Holmes: it looks like you have a beard of pimples

Holmes: ::pokes shio in the eye::

davepoobond: this chair is talking to me

Virgoshio: ((i dont have pimples))

davepoobond: help

Virgoshio: OW

Holmes: ((oh thats your chars face))

OnlineHost: Keith Vigors has entered the room.

Virgoshio: ::TIES HOLMSES HANDS AND LEGS::

davepoobond: ::friggin knocks shio away with the talking chair::

Holmes: ::mumbles cause he can;t talk and shakes violently::

Virgoshio: ::falls and then gets up::

OnlineHost: Keith Vigors has left the room.

davepoobond: ::farts in shio’s face::

davepoobond: get down!

Virgoshio: ::throws a table at her::

Virgoshio: ::hit::

davepoobond: theres a nuclear bomb!

davepoobond: ::not a she….::

Holmes: ::hops around with the chair::

Holmes: ::snaps and he can talk again:: and your mother can’t cook!

Virgoshio: i know

davepoobond: haha

Virgoshio: knocks holmes over

davepoobond: your book is a pie

Holmes: you wanna knock me over?

Virgoshio: yes?

Virgoshio: yes*

Holmes: …

Holmes: ((forgot the :: :: dummy))

davepoobond: ((you’re messin up))

Virgoshio: ((my bad))

OnlineHost: Virgoshio has left the room.

Holmes: hahahahaha

Holmes: he’s fun to mess with

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TA H00TERs bar

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – TA HO0TERs bar”. ***

OnlineHost: BIGCHAMPION has left the room.

OnlineHost: Loca Jen has left the room.

VCaine: so how come you dun have a boyfrined/

davepoobond: ::scratches his eye:: hmm

VCaine: yer cute…n…dare i say…lovable…::Shakes his head::

VCaine: i sound 40.

davepoobond: he’s trying to sweet talk you to get into your pants! dont fall for it!

Elisa: umm ,i dunno

VCaine: Hey! i am not!

davepoobond: sure you are

VCaine: im a Vir….Never mind..

davepoobond: you wanna do her in zero gees

davepoobond: so what, theres a first time for everything

VCaine: ……

davepoobond: …..

VCaine: ::Frowns::

davepoobond: ::frowns::

VCaine: ::leaps down::

davepoobond: ::leaps down too::

VCaine: ::Walkson out::

davepoobond: ::kicks him out::

OnlineHost: VCaine has left the room.

davepoobond: ha! showed him

OnlineHost: Shaggygirl has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::dances around::

Shaggygirl: hi

davepoobond: hi

Shaggygirl: im a model

davepoobond: really

davepoobond: you’re hired

Shaggygirl: cool

davepoobond: ::puts a hooters shirt on her::

davepoobond: now, as your job, you have to stay in here and not do anything

Shaggygirl: ok

davepoobond: and possibly riverdance every 30 seconds or so

davepoobond: even if no one is in here

Shaggygirl: im riverdance ing

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you’re bad at dancing

Shaggygirl: ok

davepoobond: you’re fired

davepoobond: get outta here!

Shaggygirl: fu

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: fu u

Shaggygirl: im cry

davepoobond: im sweat

Shaggygirl: im crying

davepoobond: whats your point

Shaggygirl: 🙁

Shaggygirl: kiss

Shaggygirl: 🙂

OnlineHost: VCaine has entered the room.

davepoobond: great

davepoobond: thats just great

VCaine: ::Walks back in::

VCaine: the hell i leave for?

davepoobond: ok, you’re hired again shaggy

Shaggygirl: cool

VCaine: i can kick yer ass if ya put me down one more time..

davepoobond: now give a lap dance to him and fondle him ::points to vince::

Shaggygirl: ok

VCaine: ::Snarles::

VCaine: ::looks for liz::

Shaggygirl: 🙂 🙂 🙂

VCaine: liz?

davepoobond: she’s dead

davepoobond: ::stands in front of the bathroom door:: she’s definately not in here

Shaggygirl: no im not

davepoobond: not you

Shaggygirl: who

Elisa: hi

davepoobond: liz

davepoobond: told you she wasnt in here ::points to the bathroom::

Elisa: whats up

Elisa: huh?

Shaggygirl: hi Elisa

VCaine: Hey…

Shaggygirl: a/s/l

davepoobond: 15/m/ca

Elisa: hellos

VCaine: ((16/M/CA))

Shaggygirl: im riverdance ing

davepoobond: cool. me too

VCaine: wanna umm sit down?

Shaggygirl: 15 f ohio

VCaine: ::Sits down on a comfy couch::

davepoobond: ::jumps on it:: dont mind if i do

Elisa: :: sits down too::

Shaggygirl: sits down too::

VCaine: ::looks at liz:: so you go to school here?

OnlineHost: Pianoman48 has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::has his legs up towards Vince’s face, lying down on his back::

VCaine: ::twists his leg makin a snaping sound:: BA

davepoobond: ahh…..

OnlineHost: VCaine rolled 1 50-sided die: 32

VCaine: ::almost::

OnlineHost: Shaggygirl has left the room.

davepoobond: ::blinks:: that didnt hurt…i actually enjoyed that

VCaine: ::licks his fangs as he looks back to liz::

VCaine: ::Twists again::

OnlineHost: VCaine rolled 1 50-sided die: 44

VCaine: ::Snap:

davepoobond: give me more!

davepoobond: harder harder

VCaine: ((whoa…ok moderism…i see…))

davepoobond: ((no…))

Elisa: yikes

davepoobond: ((he’s a sadist))

davepoobond: ((he likes pain))

davepoobond: ((and he’s a shapeshifter, so it doesnt matter how many times you twisted his leg))

davepoobond: ((it’ll just keep turning))

VCaine: ((well he cant walk now…))

OnlineHost: Shaggygirl has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Pianoman48 has left the room.

Shaggygirl: hi

davepoobond: ((sure he can, he can just regenerate it))

VCaine: ::turns his back to him::

VCaine: so do you go to school here?

Elisa: :: smiles an waves::

davepoobond: there is no hooters school

Elisa: at ta?

OnlineHost: XXSiK has entered the room.

VCaine: im sorry bout that…

Shaggygirl: hi liz

VCaine: No…in rhydin..

Elisa: hi

Shaggygirl: can i get some school

davepoobond: ((lol…that looks funny))

VCaine: ::pokes Liz::

Shaggygirl: da what is your hobie

davepoobond: pooping

davepoobond: and…playing video games

XXSiK: any females with pics email them 2 me

davepoobond: no

VCaine: ::kisses her nose::

davepoobond: you’re not worthy of my pic

VCaine: say sumthin!

VCaine: ur so…

VCaine: quiet…

VCaine: want me to go?

OnlineHost: XXSiK has left the room.

Shaggygirl: i thought its secret

davepoobond: ((liz: yes, you’re a loser))

davepoobond: ((hahah))

Shaggygirl: 🙂

VCaine: ((hey what division in TA are you?))

Shaggygirl: 🙂

Shaggygirl: 🙂

davepoobond: ((Solar Flare))

Shaggygirl: 🙂 hahaha

VCaine: ((great way to impress a DC in ur guild))

VCaine: ((::Shakes head::))

davepoobond: ((i’m jest playing around man))

VCaine: ((i know hehe))

davepoobond: ((you’re actually taking this seriously?))

VCaine: ((god no))

Shaggygirl: can i get a job

davepoobond: ((anyway…what does Solar Flare do anyway?))

VCaine: Well?

Shaggygirl: can i

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: now go away

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

davepoobond: ((…..in TA?))

davepoobond: ((WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHAGGY-MUN lol))

VCaine: ((no))

VCaine: ((shaggy dun RP))

davepoobond: ((i know that))

VCaine: ((she doesnt have an entrance or an exit or a RP profile))

Shaggygirl: i need a outfit

davepoobond: ((so…what does Solar Flare do?))

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

davepoobond: ((Shut up you))

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communications

VCaine: ::Runs off::

Shaggygirl: solar flare disrupts communicatisolar flare disrupts communicationsons

OnlineHost: VCaine has left the room.

davepoobond: ((NUUU))

Shaggygirl: as you can see

OnlineHost: Leper85680816611 has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::busts a cap into shaggy’s head::

OnlineHost: VEGAA has entered the room.

Shaggygirl: ouch

Leper85680816611: what the fuck is this

davepoobond: its a hooters bar

davepoobond: welcome

davepoobond: you’re hired

OnlineHost: Leper85680816611 has left the room.

Shaggygirl: go a wayLeper85680816611:

VEGAA: WHO HAS BIG HOOTERS

Shaggygirl: me

davepoobond: moi

Shaggygirl: c 36 b

OnlineHost: VEGAA has left the room.

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Travelers Inn

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Travelers Inn”.

***

JonasTheElf: ((LOL sorry, trying to scare people away))

davepoobond: ::walks in::

davepoobond: hum dee dum dee doh

OnlineHost: Tsenn has entered the room.

LadyKatrina: ::shakes her head:: great, jonas is going isane

Mac: ::grins:: Rush? ::kisses her again, this time more deeply::

davepoobond: ::walks over and smacks Mac in the head::

JonasTheElf: ::he climbs onto his bed::

Mac: ::is upstairs::

davepoobond: ::is upstairs too then::

Caca Master: [Lmao. Not again, Dave.]

davepoobond: ((shhhhhhhhhh))

LadyKatrina: ::looks at Jonas:: good night

Mac: ::Pulls USP and blows Bond away::

davepoobond: whoa! ::blows up::

Tsenn: ((he got blown away lmao))

davepoobond: ::unblows up::

Chloe Steele: ((LOL…I can’t work with this people! LOL))

JonasTheElf: ::pats the bed next to him:: join me?

davepoobond: hey, that reminds me of a story

davepoobond: that story is “unblown up”

Mac: ((oh god))

Caca Master: [Lmao. Mac-“::Drops to his knees.. And blows Dave away..::”]

davepoobond: theres this guy you see

Caca Master: [Lmfao.]

LadyKatrina: ::looks at Jonas:: perphaps when we know each other more

davepoobond: he came to an inn

Tsenn: ((oh no bob its storytime))

davepoobond: and there was this guy

Caca Master: [Oh god.. Not story time.]

davepoobond: he didnt like men

davepoobond: so he took his gun

davepoobond: and blew him up

davepoobond: he blew him up so much, he unblowed up

LadyKatrina: ::stands up::

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats it

Caca Master: [Rofl. I’m so tired, this is actually funny.]

davepoobond: ::sits on Mac’s head:: i know a person named Squack-Mack. do you know him?

LadyKatrina: ::watches for his reaction to what she had said::

davepoobond: that reminds me of a story about Squack-Mack

davepoobond: he came to a inn once

JonasTheElf: :::smiles and winks, takes off shirt::

davepoobond: there was this guy upstair

davepoobond: s

davepoobond: kissing a wall

davepoobond: i dont know what he was doing really

OnlineHost: Tsenn has left the room.

davepoobond: i think he was practicing to kiss the chair

davepoobond: so, anyway, he sold drugs, y’see

LadyKatrina: ::sighs as she prepares to walk out the door::

OnlineHost: Tsenn has entered the room.

davepoobond: so, he came to the room and before he could sell any drugs

OnlineHost: JonasTheElf has left the room.

davepoobond: the stupid guy blowed him up with his gun

Tsenn: ((bob hes at the stories again?))

OnlineHost: Mac has left the room.

OnlineHost: Chloe Steele has left the room.

davepoobond: then he blewn up

Caca Master: [Not for long.. Looks like everyone left.]

davepoobond: he got mad

Caca Master: [Good going, genius.]

OnlineHost: LadyKatrina has left the room.

Caca Master: [Lmfao.]

davepoobond: ((ahaha. my plan worked though)))

Tsenn: ((lmao you scared them))

davepoobond: ((i kill rooms))

davepoobond: ((i’ll look for another room))

davepoobond: ((just follow me))

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hell

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Note: This was a very weird chat (meaning davepoobond didn’t even have to get involved really, it was fucked up already)

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – hell”. ***

Cultivar: ::Bwhahaha::

DeMatt: :lol::

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

MistressManson: Hello

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi

DeMatt: ::jacks off, to make Matt mad::

DeMatt: lol

Vile: yep and im pissed off at the posers

Cultivar: :: ish Gay so he enjoys it::

LittleSecret: yeh? well wat did they do ta u

davepoobond: ::walks in::

OnlineHost: Darkcherub has entered the room.

Vile: ther not real

OnlineHost: MistressManson has left the room.

OnlineHost: Darkcherub has left the room.

LittleSecret: thats caz its internet

Cultivar: Duh

LittleSecret: lol

davepoobond: ::tosses a batch of “frisky” craisins::

DeMatt: ::ish bisexual…..so enjoys himself::

DeMatt: ::plays with BOTH::

Cultivar: I thought it was a cracker jack box

davepoobond: ::at everyone::

DeMatt: ::lmfao::

Cultivar: ::Blinks::

Vile: duh fuck u

Cultivar: Bi Sexual means you swing both ways stupid

davepoobond: ….

Cultivar: you don’t have both!

DeMatt: hey Vile

DeMatt: ever been gay!?

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

LittleSecret: woah…

DeMatt: we could go to a pr alone…

Cultivar: Of Course it’s his religon

DeMatt: lmfao

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

DeMatt: you and me baby and nuthin but mammals….

Vile: u can suck my dick u little fag

DeMatt: he is gay!

Cultivar: took you long enough to say it

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lmao

Cultivar: and I am Gay so it doesn’t really hurt me

DeMatt: lol

DeMatt: threesome!

DeMatt: lmfao

Cultivar: Hurrah!

DeMatt: ::bisexual::

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lmao

DeMatt: lmfao

DeMatt: lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

LittleSecret: lol

DeMatt: ::ish seen humping a rhino::

DeMatt: um…..

Cultivar: ::Blinks::

DeMatt: ::hops off and runs to the woods::

Vile: u wish i was gay

Cultivar: Kai likes dead things

OnlineHost: ClownLovinPsycho has entered the room.

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: okkkk

DeMatt: lmfao

DeMatt: ::kills vile::

DeMatt: ::the humps him::

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

DeMatt: lmfao

LittleSecret: yeh….we all wish u were gay..**roll my eyes**

Cultivar: Bwhahaha

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi clown lovin psycho

DeMatt: then*

ClownLovinPsycho: what up

OnlineHost: Jonny4u has entered the room.

DeMatt: what up, chicken butt

Cultivar: I’m going to go die now b ecause Vile isn’t Gay!

Jonny4u: is this heaven?

OnlineHost: Tallgeese has entered the room.

Cultivar: it’s so not far!

DeMatt: NOOOOOOO

DeMatt: fair*

Cultivar: all the hotties are straight

Cultivar: lol

Cultivar: Thanks matt

DeMatt: lol

Vile: ill fry ur testicles and make u eat them

DeMatt: Dang.

ClownLovinPsycho: heavens a journey

Jonny4u: I like to eat pie

ClownLovinPsycho: hells just around the way

DeMatt: Thats why i’m a rapist, Kai.

Cultivar: you can eat my Testicles Baby

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi tallgeese

Tallgeese: HI

ClownLovinPsycho: wft

DeMatt: i like my testicles how they are.

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ClownLovinPsycho: gay shit

LittleSecret: C yall all! ^.~ miss me

Cultivar: LoL

Jonny4u: I have a big PINIS

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ClownLovinPsycho: i’m out

Cultivar: bwhahaha!

Vile: bullshit

DeMatt: hanging right next to the pus—yes?

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Cultivar: Oh we will

davepoobond: everyone wants a big pinis

davepoobond: whats a pinis

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Jonny4u: yes

Cultivar: Vile Doesn’t know what a penis is

DeMatt: everyone has one

Jonny4u: yes they do

Cultivar: since he doesn’t have one

DeMatt: lol

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

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DeMatt: Yes, very true.

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Cultivar: Pen?

Jonny4u: Whats a penis?

Cultivar: is?

DeMatt: lmfao!

davepoobond: no, a pinis

Cultivar: don’t call it a penis

DeMatt: what a pen is?

Cultivar: it’s a fire man!

davepoobond: i was spelling it right

Jonny4u: I’ve heard of PINIS

DeMatt: i have no idea what a pen is.

Cultivar: and when you rub his hat he shoots water in your eye

Jonny4u: but never PENIS!

davepoobond: ok

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: scary

davepoobond: thats great

DeMatt: hardy har har

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

Cultivar: Bwhahaha

DeMatt: lol

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DeMatt: Bwa hahahahaha

DraGoN: EVERY ONE GO TO HELL

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davepoobond: whatever, you guys are messed up, and boring

DeMatt: we’re all ready here

DeMatt: dumbass

davepoobond: hey! we’re all ready here!

DeMatt: lol

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: we r in hell jestersdragon

Cultivar: no way!

Jonny4u: I’ll see you in Mexico

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ASS KICKIN ANGEL: im the angel of hell

Vile: yo DeMatt u suck dick u fucking poser

Cultivar: Bwhahaha!

DeMatt: i know i do

DeMatt: you don’t have to tell me.

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

Cultivar: thats why he’s gay

Vile: u fag

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DeMatt: Of course, i do it with all the rest of your family.

Cultivar: you know thats the entire point in being gay

DeMatt: So why don’t you give in?

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

Vile: i got sa big 10″ for u

Cultivar: oh god

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lair

Cultivar: He’s Delirous

DeMatt: …….if i werent gay…..

DeMatt: that would be sick.

Vile: dont u wish?

DeMatt: but bring it!

DeMatt: lol

DeMatt: lmfao

DraGoN: SHUT THE HELL UP

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

Vile: i like to suck a.polsk,ps,mu9n

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

DeMatt: …..

DeMatt: um….

Cultivar: …..

DeMatt: he is delirious.

Cultivar: your dumb

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: u people r crakin me up

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: oh shit

DeMatt: lets get him a therapist.

DeMatt: ::brings a therapist in::

Vile: bet u dont know what that is

DeMatt: Sex is bad, mmmm k?

DeMatt: ::slaps the therapist away::

Cultivar: your mom

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DraGoN: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Hartz: hello

Vile: a big pussy do u good

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: oww i fel out of my chair

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: fell*

Hartz: shut up dont curse

Hartz: freak

Hartz: do not curse okay?

Hartz: that is bad

Cultivar: your mom

DraGoN: HELL

Cultivar: Bwhahah

Cultivar: ::has a new come back::

DeMatt: lol.

Hartz: stop cursing

DeMatt: your dad

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DraGoN: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HELLLLLLLLLLLLL

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: i like hell hell is fun

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DeMatt: your dad

Hartz: dont cuse

Cultivar: your cousin’s brother

DraGoN: IM FREAK

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ASS KICKIN ANGEL: i noticed

Hartz: hello?

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi

Cultivar: bwhahahaa

DraGoN: PREPS NEED TO GO TO HELL

Hartz: hello?

Hartz: stop cursing

Cultivar: No fuck your Mamma!

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: no hell is cool

DeMatt: your cousin’s aunt’s husband’s brother’s sister’s fish.

Vile: dont tell any one to not cuss u motherfucker

Cultivar: Fish!?

DeMatt: biotch.

Cultivar: ok

DeMatt: lmfao.

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Cultivar: Bwhahaha!

Hartz: I am telling my mom goodbye you freaks go to hell well tootles

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Cultivar: We need to get Vile in on this action

MandyCandy: hey

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: we r already here

DeMatt: ::goes to heaven::

Liquid Flame: hey

Cultivar: Red! ::falls over::

DraGoN: WHY IS IT IF PREPS GO HELL THEY DONT STAY THERE

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: hi MandyCandy

Cultivar: :: Hugs matts Leg So he goes to Heaven to::

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: cause hell is cool

ASS KICKIN ANGEL: lol

DeMatt: ::lol::

davepoobond: ridiculous…

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Dragonarmy Tavern

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Sanjouin: ::takes a clean swatch of linen and begins carefully cleaning the wound:: This might sting a bit.

davepoobond: ::walks in::

Alix Doroute: No..no i don’t believe so.

davepoobond: hmm…you guys dont look that boring

davepoobond: <vs> ‘course i could always be wrong

Asakura: Not a problem…I can take it.. ::he smirked, running a hand through his hair, bracing

Sanjouin: ::cleans the blood away from Vince’s shoulder with the alcohol::

Asakura: himself against the pain::

Sanjouin: ::cuts Vince a bemused look with his pale eyes and continues working::

davepoobond: ::walks over to the bar::

davepoobond: wheres the toilets here?

davepoobond: i demand to see a toilet

davepoobond: ::pounds his fist onto the bar::

Sanjouin: There’s a comfort stall out back, I believe, sir. ::continues tending to Vince::

davepoobond: comfort stall?

davepoobond: i dont need to buy a matress

Sanjouin: An outhouse.

davepoobond: yeah, i’d hope your house is out…

Sanjouin: ::bends over Vince’s shoulder, muttering::

Sanjouin: It must be Freyasday. That’s when all the loons come in to roost.

davepoobond: i’m not a hen

davepoobond: nor do i roost

Asakura: You look like a hen. A biddy.

davepoobond: how do you think i look like a hen? ::he moves a lock of hair away from his eye::

Sanjouin: ::begins winding fresh linen around Vince’s shoulder::

Sanjouin: Obviously some other village has temporarily lost its idiot.

davepoobond: right…

davepoobond: thats what happened

davepoobond: ::looks around:: so…where’s the idiot?

Sanjouin: ::has no mirror handy::

davepoobond: ::grabs a chair:: is this the loon?

Sanjouin: Excuse me, sir, I must tend to my companion. He’s injured.

Sanjouin: ::turns his back on DaBond::

davepoobond: aww poor baby…

davepoobond: ::jumps up onto the bar and sits on it::

Sanjouin: Fortunately the wound isn’t serious. Otherwise you’d have bled to death by now.

davepoobond: you’d think the mental hospital wasnt boring….but nuuu

davepoobond: just a bunch of boring people

davepoobond: so i go to a tavern, and theres a bunch of people that are discrimative against chairs…

Sanjouin: ::removes his cloak and puts it around Vince’s bare shoulders::

Asakura: I guess that’s good.. ::he smiled faintly at Sanjouin:: Yeah, bleeding to death would have

Asakura: been bad, but I’ve had worse go untreated and they didn’t kill me.

Sanjouin: ::smiles gently at Vince:: Well, do your best to avoid anything worse.

Sanjouin: If you died, it would ruin my entire day. ::strokes one bare hand down the back of Vince’s hair::

Alix Doroute: ((back))

davepoobond: ((yay. lets have a party. i’ll bring the drinkable yogurt))

Alix Doroute: ::he comes out of his reverie, looking around, his gaze turning to vincent:: No, no more stories from me.

Asakura: It’d ruin mine, too, I’d think..

davepoobond: i’ve got a story

davepoobond: its about the toilet and the man

davepoobond: the man was looking for a toilet

davepoobond: so he came to a place called dragonarmy tavern

davepoobond: it looks just like this

davepoobond: only different

davepoobond: because there were 3 people in it

Asakura: Thanks for the.. ::he gestured to his shoulder with his free hand, nodding::

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davepoobond: that were being weirdos and wouldnt give a straight answer to where the durn toilet was!

Sanjouin: ::nods to Vince:: No thanks necessary.

Alix Doroute: ::he gets up from his stool, looking around:: Well..i’ll be going…i’m sure you can handle the tavern, talon commander.

Sanjouin: ::would volunteer a comment or two on Vince’s ability to handle things, but decides to keep his peace::

Asakura: Goodnight, Shaw…keep working on those chicken golems…we might need them..

Sanjouin: ::blink::

Sanjouin: Chicken…golems.

Alix Doroute: Are you serious?

Asakura: Nobody would ever suspect the chicken golem.

Alix Doroute: ::he just nodded and made his way to the door:: Right vince..

Alix Doroute: ::he quickly leaves::

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Sanjouin: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good thing.

davepoobond: i have a story about the spanish inquisition

davepoobond: one day this spanish guy said “i’m bored, i think ill go to a tavern called dragonarmy

davepoobond: tavern and find a toilet”

davepoobond: so he went to the dragonarmy tavern, and they wouldnt tell him where it was

davepoobond: so he got mad

davepoobond: thats all

Asakura: I wish this place still had booths..

Asakura: Talon Commander Auran had the tavern remodelled and decided not to include them..

davepoobond: talon commander auran is a spooty head then

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Sanjouin: ::sits beside Vince::

Asakura: ::he smiled and put an arm around Sanjouin, resting his head on his shoulder::

davepoobond: ::jumps up and hugs sanjouin and the other guy really tightly::

Hungry Wolf: [::Drools.:: Coooooll.. A male and male relationship.]

davepoobond: i hate you guys so much, but i’m so ecstatic with joy that i’ll tell you another story!

davepoobond: its about this guy, that wanted to get drunk and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he found a place called “dragonarmy tavern”

davepoobond: and there were 3 spooty faces in there

Sanjouin: ::puts his arm carefully around Vince’s shoulders, mindful of his injury, and holds him close::

davepoobond: there names will remain…

davepoobond: anonymous

DigitalDuo05: ::she steps into the tavern her eyebrows raising at the hugging group:: uh….

davepoobond: so he went to the place and they didnt tell him where the durn toilet was

davepoobond: so he got mad

davepoobond: thats the end of the story

Hungry Wolf: [::Smacks Dave!::]

Hungry Wolf: [Gah, Dude!]

Hungry Wolf: [Bah.]

Asakura: I’m glad you’re here…I think I’m getting a headache, though..

DigitalDuo05: ::walks out very quickly muttering one word:: scary

Sanjouin: ((He’s been doing this ever since he came in. We’re ignoring him.))

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Asakura: I was drinking earlier..

davepoobond: ((LOL))

Sanjouin: No wonder, with all–hmm.

davepoobond: that reminds me of another story

davepoobond: about “drinking earlier”

davepoobond: this guy

davepoobond: felt like drinking

davepoobond: so he went to a place called the “dragonarmy tavern”

davepoobond: he asked for beer, but they send “we dont serve hens”

davepoobond: “why dont you go roost somewhere else”

davepoobond: so the guy said this is a good idea.

davepoobond: so he asked where the toilet was

davepoobond: but

davepoobond: they WOULDNT TELL HIM WHERE IT WAS!

Hungry Wolf: [Oh Jesus, Dave.]

Hungry Wolf: [Lmfao. Now you’re even annoying me.]

davepoobond: so he got mad

Sanjouin: ((I told you, he’s been doing this the whole time. In that big obnoxious Hefty-bag colored type, too.))

davepoobond: he wanted to “roost” on the toilet

davepoobond: ((big obnoxious hefty-bag colored type?))

Hungry Wolf: [::Can’t help but crack up at the usage of the word, ‘Hefty Bag.’::]

davepoobond: ((its Garamond! its one of the smallest fonts ever))

Asakura: I don’t know that it’s good for me to drink so much…I start acting weird..

davepoobond: i’ll tell you a story about a guy that got drunk

davepoobond: this guy that got drunk

davepoobond: got drunk

Sanjouin: You seem fine to me. Then again, the only available basis for comparison is less than ideal

davepoobond: and then he came to a place called the “dragonarmy tavern”

davepoobond: he wanted to barf, y’see

davepoobond: he was loaded

davepoobond: loaded with at least 13 kilos of any alcohol in the world

davepoobond: you name it, he had it running through his veins

davepoobond: he was like pure alcohol

davepoobond: 89% alcohol is what i remember

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davepoobond: he asked where the toilet was in the tavern

Dark Logan EO: ure interested in a dark angel rp im me dark logan eo for the application

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davepoobond: but they didnt tell him!

davepoobond: so he barfed on the 3 spooty heads that were in there

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats the end

Sanjouin: ((DaBond-mun, please stop now. You’re being disruptive.))

davepoobond: ((how? no one is talking))

Sanjouin: ((Please, just stop it.))

davepoobond: ((why? i find this quite funny.))

davepoobond: ((i’d like to tell you more stories))

Hungry Wolf: [Dave. We really should go..]

Sanjouin: ((No one else does. It’s quite annoying.))

Hungry Wolf: [Leave these guys alone.. There are plenty more people to annoy besides them.]

Hungry Wolf: [Heh.]

davepoobond: ((ahh…maybe…these guys ARE boring))

Sanjouin: ((Yeah, besides, we’re the cool yaoi guys, remember?))

Sanjouin: ((::appeals to Wolf::))

davepoobond: ((yaoi?))

davepoobond: ((is that Austrailian for bigfoot or something?))

Hungry Wolf: [..That means homosexual, Dave.]

davepoobond: ((ewwwww))

Hungry Wolf: [–.. It really ain’t that gross, man.]

davepoobond: ((ok))

davepoobond: ((i guess you should know from…personal experience, right?))

Hungry Wolf: [..Blah!]

davepoobond: ((lol))

Hungry Wolf: [Don’t assume anything, Dave. >\]

davepoobond: ((ok, i’m gonna go))

davepoobond: ((are you happy))

Hungry Wolf: [Even if I did, I wouldn’t tell yooouuu.]

davepoobond: ((i bet you are))

Hungry Wolf: [..I’m sure they are.. ]

Hungry Wolf: [Come on, you choose a room.]

davepoobond: well, nice talking to you guys..

davepoobond: i’d tell you more stories, but i’m afraid i cant remember any

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: ::talking to a chair::

davepoobond: ::walks out::

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Crystal Dragon Inn

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Tarkane: my past my angel.

davepoobond: ::walks in::

davepoobond: helloo?

Vesuvia: ::::closes her eyes briefly::::

davepoobond: ::riverdances over to a table::

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davepoobond: quack quack

Vesuvia: ::::looks at him:::: you must let the past stay there…………..

davepoobond: ::smacks vesuvia’s head, then dances over to Tarkane and smacks his head::

Vesuvia: ::::looks at the fool, and shakes her head::::

Tarkane: I try my pet… but it is hard sometimes..

davepoobond: hmm, that reminds me of a story

davepoobond: its called “my pet”

davepoobond: well, there was this guy you see

davepoobond: he came to a place called the “crystal dragon inn”

Hungry Wolf: [LMAO. DAVE!]

davepoobond: it looks almost like this

Hungry Wolf: [Come on, Man!]

davepoobond: but it was DIFFERENT

davepoobond: A LOT MORE DIFFERENT

davepoobond: there were 2 people in here

davepoobond: they were sitting down and shaking their heads at the guy

Vesuvia: why? because you worry that I will give you a reason to do to me what you did to her?

davepoobond: he came there to dance…and get jiggy wit it

davepoobond: and all that good stuff

davepoobond: like get drunk

davepoobond: and barf in a toilet

Tarkane: yes…

davepoobond: so he came over

Vesuvia: ::::looks to davepoobond:::: dance, drink, whatever you wish, just do not touch me again

davepoobond: and he saw that both people were choking on a piece of meet!

davepoobond: so he went over and gave them his traditional heimlech manuever

davepoobond: like so

Hungry Wolf: [LMAO.]

Hungry Wolf: [Dave.. Please!]

davepoobond: ::walks over and smacks Vesuvia in the head, then to Tarkane and smacked him in the head::

davepoobond: and then they got mad

Vesuvia: ::::raises a brow:::: you think you are funny, and your little friend too

davepoobond: …..what little friend?

Vesuvia: ::::to Tark:::

davepoobond: ::looks around::

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: he got mad, because they werent choking on a piece of meet

davepoobond: they were trying a new dance move

Vesuvia: shall we go, before I make this small stuff even smaller?

davepoobond: called the “universal choke sign”

davepoobond: so they died

davepoobond: they got mad

Hungry Wolf: [….L:OLOLODBLGN OLOLOL!]

Hungry Wolf: [bgfb HJ!!!!! LOL.]

davepoobond: and the guy got boozed up on stuff and barfed in a toilet

Hungry Wolf: [Dave, you’re killing me. Stop.]

Tarkane: ok my pet…

davepoobond: well, there was nothing about “my pet” in there

davepoobond: i’ll tell you a REAL story about my pet

davepoobond: theres this guy, y’see

Vesuvia: ::::sighs, and stands to leave:::::

Tarkane: of course his objective is to see if he can get us to leave.

davepoobond: he wanted to get boozed up and barf in an outhouse

davepoobond: of course, he would hope that the house was out

davepoobond: so he wanted to go to a comfort stall

Vesuvia: ::::sits down again:::: well, can’t have that, can we?

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davepoobond: but he didnt want to buy a mattress!

davepoobond: so he went to a place called the “crystal dragon inn”

davepoobond: and asked where was the durn toilet?

davepoobond: he looked at the sink, and sat in it

Vesuvia: where were we? Oh yes……………

davepoobond: lots of echoing sounds came from it

davepoobond: when he was done, he stuffed it down the hole and turned on the flusher

davepoobond: of course the flusher, really wasnt a flusher

davepoobond: it was really

davepoobond: a garbage disposer

davepoobond: so it spurted all around

davepoobond: and it flew into the 2 people’s mouths

davepoobond: and they choked

davepoobond: so he went over and did the heimlech manuever on them

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks them both in the head::

davepoobond: and then they werent actually choking

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davepoobond: they were doing a dance called the “universal choke sign”

davepoobond: so they died

davepoobond: and he got mad

davepoobond: because he STILL didnt know where the toilet was

davepoobond: and he wanted to barf in it

davepoobond: cause he was already boozed up

davepoobond: cuz while he was sitting on the sink, he drank up all the booze

Vesuvia: your inability to believe that I would not treat you the way she did

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davepoobond: well, i have a story about treating boyfriends and girlfriends badly

davepoobond: there was this guy, y’see

Tarkane: they did my pet.. their has been more then one.

davepoobond: he came to a place called “the crystal dragon inn”

davepoobond: it looked a lot like this place

davepoobond: but it wasnt

davepoobond: dont be fooled

Tarkane: but I try and want to beleive you will not do it…

davepoobond: he was coming home from the spanish inquisition

davepoobond: he had worked very hard

Tarkane: and Ic an beleive but the memories are still there…

davepoobond: so he wanted to take a nice rest on a good toilet

davepoobond: so, he brought his pet

davepoobond: the purple wolf

davepoobond: with him

davepoobond: he also brought a steer

davepoobond: he needed manure, y’know

davepoobond: he likes to layer the toilet with manure

davepoobond: it gets him in the mood

davepoobond: and its soft and squishy and feels like dirt

Vesuvia: ::::shakes her head:::: If you truly belived in me, and the kind of woman I am, you would

Vesuvia: not be haunted so………..

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davepoobond: well, anyway

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davepoobond: so, the steer said, “hello”

davepoobond: and the purple wolf went “rowr”

Tarkane: ves… please understand it is not you… it is not that I doubt you…

davepoobond: and the guy said “moo””

Tarkane: I just was reminded is all…

davepoobond: but, where was the cat?

davepoobond: the cat

davepoobond: was

davepoobond: in

davepoobond: the

davepoobond: garbage disposer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vesuvia: your present is not meaningful enough for you to forget the past and live in today with me

davepoobond: the cat was stuck watching the Oxygen channel all day

Tarkane: It is like seeing me talking with a women.. and she gets flirtashious even if I did nothing.

davepoobond: so he had to kill himself

Vesuvia: ::::looks into his eyes unflinchingly

Tarkane: would remind you of what Sly did to you.

davepoobond: and he supposed that the garbage disposer was the fastest way to go

Tarkane: I never said that my pet…

davepoobond: so, he was about to flick on the switch, when a humongous man sat on top of him

Vesuvia: ::::shakes her head:::: No, it would not

davepoobond: and then dumped something in there. oh, it made so much noise

Tarkane: :;runs his hadn through her red hair:: I fear no matter what I say i will look bad to you now.

davepoobond: so then, it started to sound like the speed racer theme song!

Vesuvia: Oh, my dear, that is not true

davepoobond: go speed racer! go speed racer!

davepoobond: after about 20 minutes, the garbage disposer turned on, and he died

Vesuvia: You think badly of yourself, not me

Vesuvia: I love you for all that you are, and all that you are not

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RinoasTattoosNStuff

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Rinoa: (brb)

Maron: ::he moved to Rinoa…::

davepoobond: ::he walks in to the tattoo place::

Maron: ::kicks out her chair::Wake up Rin! Give me a Tattoo!

davepoobond: ::he snuffed the air:: smells like

davepoobond: itch cream

Rinoa: (back)

Rinoa: AH!! ::snaps awake::

Rinoa: ::looks at him:: Dude, you could have not tried to give me a heart attack

Maron: ….::grins::so?

Rinoa: So nuthin.

davepoobond: ::was more concerned with the smell, he looks over to rinoa weirdly::

Maron: heh

Maron: Whats up?

Rinoa: Well, I was sleepin till you woke me up. ::smirks:;

Maron: ::grins::give me a tattoo

Rinoa: Why should I?

Maron: cause you love me

davepoobond: i’ll tell all the guys about the itch cream

Rinoa: ::laughs lightly::

Rinoa: :::looks to bond:: Itch cream?

davepoobond: they’ll storm your tattoo shop

Rinoa: What have you been smokin dude?

Maron: ::whispers to Rin::-w- he is always like this

davepoobond: well, i dont smoke, thank you…

Rinoa: ::nods to Marron::

Maron: Well My tattoo

davepoobond: this reminds me of a story….

Maron: damn..

davepoobond: about a person that wanted a tattoo

davepoobond: and get boozed up and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he came in to a place called “rinoastattoosnstuff”

davepoobond: but it wasnt this place

davepoobond: nooooooo of course it wasnt

Rinoa: ::clicks her tounge ring against her tounge quirkin her brow a bit::

davepoobond: it looked a lot like this! but it isnt!

OnlineHost: COLT has entered the room.

COLT: ::a 9′ red demon walks in::

davepoobond: see there he is

davepoobond: so he came in, and humped a wall

davepoobond: like so ::displays a hand toward colt::

davepoobond: ok go ahead

davepoobond: <vs> thats your cue

COLT: oh great

davepoobond: yep

davepoobond: go ahead

davepoobond: we’re all waiting

COLT: whats goiung on?

Rinoa: Just ignore him. He’s outta his head.

davepoobond: i’m not outta my head! this is a real story!

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: the guy humped a wall

davepoobond: and this spooty head

davepoobond: named “rinoa”

davepoobond: which wasnt you

davepoobond: ::points to rinoa::

davepoobond: said: “hey…stop humping my wall”

COLT: ::pulls out every piercable limb:: PIERCE ME WOMAN!

davepoobond: “again”

davepoobond: so then the guy said ok

davepoobond: and he said “i demand to get boozed up, see a toilet, and barf in it!”

OnlineHost: COLT has left the room.

davepoobond: but the spooty headed rinoa person didnt tell him

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats it

davepoobond: that was a nice story, hmm

Rinoa: Dude…you can ya know, LEAVE at anytime.

davepoobond: mmhmm

davepoobond: i can leave at anytime i want

davepoobond: got it

davepoobond: ::thumbs up::

davepoobond: ::smile smile, wink wink::

davepoobond: ::nudge nudge::

Rinoa: I meant it as in LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!

davepoobond: wha

Maron: …but he is getting a tattoo with me

davepoobond: yeah, i know i can leave right now

Rinoa: He can get one somewhere else. He’s getting on my nerves.

Maron: …::pouts::please?

davepoobond: nerves

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: that reminds me of a story

davepoobond: there was this guy

Rinoa: Oh gawd not again..

Maron: Dave don’t make me kill you

davepoobond: he came to a tattoo place called “rinoas tattoos n stuff”

davepoobond: he said “i want a tattoo”

davepoobond: the spooty head rinoa said “why should i give you one”

davepoobond: he said “because your a spooty head and i want a toilet under me right now”

Rinoa: Dude what is with you and toilets?

davepoobond: he said “i’m gonna barf!”

davepoobond: so he jumped on the sink

OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has entered the room.

davepoobond: and started making echoing sounds in it

davepoobond: oh, it was so noisy

davepoobond: you could here it for miles

davepoobond: and miles, down the sewers

SoulsOfTheSky: hear***

davepoobond: hear*

davepoobond: so, after he got off of it, there was something in it

davepoobond: he said “you have a dirty bathroom”

davepoobond: and he stuffed it down the sink

davepoobond: and flicked on a switch

davepoobond: it made a whirring sound

davepoobond: he thought he flushed the toilet!

davepoobond: but!

davepoobond: the scary part is

davepoobond: it was the garbage disposer

davepoobond: and pieces flew out of it and got into rinoa’s throat

davepoobond: so he came over and smacked her in the head

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks her in the head::

davepoobond: thats the heimlech manuever

Rinoa: ::stands up::

davepoobond: but, she wasnt really choking

Rinoa: ::climbs over the bar::

davepoobond: she was doing a new dance called “the universal choke sign”

Rinoa: ::Counter rather::

OnlineHost: SoulsOfTheSky has left the room.

Rinoa: ::goes over to bond and grabs a handfull of hair, runs at the wall and rams his head into the wall::

davepoobond: hahaha ::runs into the wall by himself before rinoa can do anything::

davepoobond: ::he crashes through it and the whole wall came tumbling down, along with “rinoas tattoos n stuff”::

Rinoa: ::snaps and it’s back like it was::

Rinoa: ::sighs and looks to Maron::

Maron: …

Maron: tattoo

Maron: ?

Rinoa: If you get him to leave and not come back, I’ll gladly give you a tattoo.

davepoobond: ::peers his head through the hole he made:: how’d you do that?

Maron: nu…

Maron: he getting one too

Rinoa: He can get Chris Craven to do his!

davepoobond: chris craven?

davepoobond: i met him last week

davepoobond: i sorta ate him….

davepoobond: but oh well

davepoobond: he was a little weird

davepoobond: ::appears behind rinoa and blows a horn in her ear:: happy new year!

Rinoa: ::turns slowly to face him and smacks him in the face:: Leave me alone.

davepoobond: ::smacked in the face:: so i it that we cant go on a date then?

Rinoa: Hell no we can’t go on no date.

Maron: ::he sorta growled as his hair spiked up on end his hair flashing a golden Blond and staying

davepoobond: too bad

davepoobond: ahh…whatcha doin marron? ::back up a bit::

Maron: his eyes glazed over a dark emerald…His aura moved about him as he drew his sword and sent

Maron: a fist into his back then the sword hilt into his head::

Maron: -SSJ2 Aura ADC +40 WE-

davepoobond: ((bot?))

davepoobond: ((lol))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 5 391-sided dice: 152 309 191 254 293

Maron: [ Maron rolled 829 hit points. ]

davepoobond: ::he turned his body into Gundam: DeathScythe Hell Custom and sent his Zantetsuken at him:

davepoobond: ~Zantetsuken~

davepoobond: (lvl 2 trans, WE +55, aura, ADC +160)

davepoobond: (lvl 4)

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 9 524-sided dice: 150 348 399 260 186 268 455 486 256

Maron: «|» 2142 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

davepoobond: ((wow))

Maron: -counter WE Aura ADC +640 SSJ2-

Maron: -level 5-

davepoobond: ::he transforms his sword into a new sword::

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 709 948 541 16 801 894 462 708 190 692

Maron: «|» 5280 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ::and he blasted at Marron with a Mega-Tera-Giga Flare Combo at him::

Maron: Whore!

davepoobond: (counter counter lvl 5, ADC +640, WE +70, aura)

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((can’t do that!))

davepoobond: ((says whooooo))

Maron: ((me))

Maron: ((You don’t got a WE +70 first of all))

Maron: ((and you just did a level 4))

davepoobond: ((afraid i’ll whup you?))

Maron: ((so he fatigued from that))

davepoobond: ((this is pretty much FF))

Maron: ((::grins::fine fine))

davepoobond: ((lets have a little fun))

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 568 158 35 649 57 569 89 975 604 434

Maron: «|» 3468 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 553 419 406 903 99 243 118 740 143 629

Maron: «|» 3513 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: davepoobond rolled 10 999-sided dice: 164 917 696 298 656 11 376 589 302 885

Maron: «|» 4217 – Total [davepoobond ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 369 478 592 95 564 952 316 411 808 338

Maron: «|» 4183 – Total [Maron ]«|»

Maron: (TOW!))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 984 927 68 530 557 315 183 863 431 130

Maron: «|» 4265 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ~total 11190

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 918 619 197 278 514 443 440 952 108 710

Maron: «|» 4439 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 250 472 724 842 781 220 72 803 785 770

Maron: «|» 4993 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 688 534 369 582 697 515 884 224 564 200

Maron: «|» 4517 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 316 665 109 502 883 567 273 114 404 6

Maron: «|» 3167 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 798 782 29 651 354 393 898 879 227 916

davepoobond: ((mine is a series of 3 attack, lol))

Maron: «|» 5235 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 462 700 203 120 756 66 681 67 646 471

Maron: «|» 3469 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 659 319 189 368 623 903 101 275 19 850

Maron: «|» 3622 – Total [Maron ]«|»

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 605 141 316 474 532 881 342 157 964 589

Maron: «|» 4261 – Total [Maron ]«|»

davepoobond: ((i add them up))

OnlineHost: Maron rolled 10 999-sided dice: 879 820 373 318 234 847 453 14 729 586

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

davepoobond: ((stoppit!))

davepoobond: ((lol))

davepoobond: ((still here? ::pokes rinoa-mun::))

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

Rinoa: ((ya))

Maron: ((LMAO!!))

davepoobond: ((scroller!))

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((thats like 50k dmg))

Maron: ((you dead!))

davepoobond: ((nuuhhhh))

Maron: ((yah!))

davepoobond: ((you have to beat 11190 with one roll))

davepoobond: ((lol))

Maron: ((>.>…<.<;; ::goes off to RP Marron in a tub of Hot Chocolate Ice cream::))

davepoobond: ((ooh! i wanna come too))

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has entered the room.

davepoobond: ((::sigh::))

davepoobond: ((oh well))

MyLeftTesticle: ::looks around::

MyLeftTesticle: Alright…Who wants some?

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a small red and white pokeball::

Rinoa: Oh gawd…

MyLeftTesticle: I choose you, Pikachuuuuuuuuu!!!

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at Dave and hits him in the head::

Rinoa: ((*CLICK*))

MyLeftTesticle: Oops

MyLeftTesticle: Sorry aboot that, I’m a beginner…

davepoobond: ((lol))

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out another pokeball::

MyLeftTesticle: Alright, this time I got it…

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws it and it goes through a window::

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…

davepoobond: hmm

MyLeftTesticle: heh

MyLeftTesticle: I want a tattoo and stuff

davepoobond: use your electric shaver!

MyLeftTesticle: Um, I don’t have one, I’m only 9 years old

davepoobond: stupid kid

MyLeftTesticle: I’m not stupid

davepoobond: everyone has have one by then!

MyLeftTesticle: I’m just a bit slow

MyLeftTesticle: They do?

MyLeftTesticle: Hmm, why don’t I have one then?

davepoobond: you must be a loser

MyLeftTesticle: I just came here to get a tattoo and stuff

MyLeftTesticle: And I aint a loser

OnlineHost: Vyper has entered the room.

MyLeftTesticle: ::pulls out a third pokeball:: Say I’m a loser again and you’ll feel the wrath of my other pikachu

Vyper: ::the door opens silently and a figure slips in::

Vyper: ::he smiles, nodding to rinoa and walks over to her::

MyLeftTesticle: ::throws the ball at the newcomer::

MyLeftTesticle: ::hits him in the head::

Rinoa: ::looks to Petr and smiles::

Rinoa: Hi

Vyper: ::shakes his head at MyLeftTesticle::

MyLeftTesticle: Why aint my pokemon coming out???

Vyper: ((try rolling dice))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Why?))

Vyper: ::shakes his head:: pokemen?

MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice suck))

Rinoa: Oi…

Rinoa: Don’t ask

Vyper: ((nothing happens 100% of the time))

Vyper: ((that’s why dice work))

MyLeftTesticle: ((No they don’t))

MyLeftTesticle: ((dice suck))

Vyper: ::smiles at rinoa and hugs her::

MyLeftTesticle: ((Dice are for losers))

Vyper: ((besides, I would bet money I could kill you at pokemon, and I hate that game))

Rinoa: ::hugs back:: How have you been?

Vyper: pretty good

Rinoa: ((lol))

Rinoa: ::nods::

MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a level 100 MewTwo))

davepoobond: ((so what))

Rinoa: ((Pokemon sucks, so who really cares?))

MyLeftTesticle: ((So, I could whoop his arse))

davepoobond: ((thats nothing, compared to a lvl 80 sandslash))

Vyper: ((you too ?))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Really?))

davepoobond: ((yeah))

Vyper: ((Articuno, Mewtoo, Charizard, Gengar, Vaporeon, and a few others, all 100))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Well, I have a Lv 100 JumpingPopMungamar))

Vyper: ::shakes his head at rinoa::

Vyper: I usually love video games, but that one… no

MyLeftTesticle: ((I hate you))

Rinoa: ::chuckles:: Same here

MyLeftTesticle: ((video games suck))

MyLeftTesticle: ((Pokemon rules))

Vyper: ((pokemon is a video game moron))

Vyper: ((grow up))

MyLeftTesticle: ((you’re a loser cause you don’t like pokemon and you like dice))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I am grown up))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m 25 years old))

Rinoa: ((OMG))

Vyper: ((then you’re just really immature))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I am not))

MyLeftTesticle: ((::sticks his tounge out at him::))

Rinoa: ((You must be one of those people who don’t have a life and like…worship pokemon.))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I have a life))

Rinoa: ((::shudders::))

MyLeftTesticle: ((I’m a pimp))

MyLeftTesticle: ((You wanna be one of my hoes?))

Rinoa: ((You aren’t a pimp))

MyLeftTesticle: Well, i gtg

MyLeftTesticle: was fun messing with y’all

OnlineHost: MyLeftTesticle has left the room.

Vyper: right…

Rinoa: Oooooooooooookaaaaaaaaay….

davepoobond: okay

Rinoa: So what have you been doin Petr?

Vyper: I”ve been doing alright

Rinoa: I asked what you’ve been doin hun. ::smirks::

Vyper: hehe

Vyper: ::smiles:: absolutely nothing

Rinoa: Oh?

Vyper: ::nods::

OnlineHost: Relm has entered the room.

Vyper: ::does a little dance::

Relm: ::In stepped that tall, slender female, icy hues glancing about the room curiously. She

Vyper: brb

Relm: couldn’t help but smile as she saw her loved one dance.::

OnlineHost: Vyper has left the room.

OnlineHost: Relm has left the room.

davepoobond: …….

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Burning Vigor Tavern

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series I've Got a Great Story

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Burning Vigor Tavern”. ***

davepoobond: ::walks in:: i remember this place

Maron: la la la…::he slowly walked in a grin across his face as he looked about::

Maron: Tell a story..

davepoobond: ((lol…first time i met chris here))

Maron: about it Dave

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: i’ve got a great story about this…

Eji: :: not visible ::

davepoobond: so, i was bored

davepoobond: so i followed this person

davepoobond: and everytime i did, he was here

davepoobond: and there were these 2 other people in here

davepoobond: one was eji and another person was ayanna or something

davepoobond: so, i came in here, acting naturally natural of course

davepoobond: so, i did what came natural

davepoobond: i told a story about a guy

davepoobond: who wanted to get boozed up

davepoobond: and barf in a toilet

davepoobond: so he came to a place called “Burning Vigor Tavern”

davepoobond: and said, “i wanna get boozed up and barf in a toilet”

davepoobond: but, they wouldnt tell him where it was!

davepoobond: he got mad

davepoobond: thats a nice story…

Maron: ::laughs::

Maron: ((LOL!!))

davepoobond: well, anyway, i got a club

davepoobond: like so

davepoobond: ::gets a club::

davepoobond: and i WHACKED it into the ground

davepoobond: ::whacks it into the ground::

Maron: ….::kicks dave in the head::any stronger the boi?

davepoobond: what?

Maron: lets go get Tattoos..

Maron: Matching Tattoo’s

Maron: ..so we like…Brothers..Dawgs..you know

davepoobond: ((what happened to ayanna anyway? havent seen her for a while))

Eji: (( she doesn’t RP much anymore ))

Maron: Well?

davepoobond: ((o))

Eji: (( me and her talk in IMs all the time ))

davepoobond: well what?

Maron: Dave…Wanna?

davepoobond: i can simulate any tatoo i want to really

davepoobond: i have the genetic code for it…

Maron: so….

davepoobond: ::takes out a marker:: THIS IS THE GENETIC CODE!

Maron: just come with me

Maron: :::laughs::!!!

Maron: come on

Maron: ::walks out::

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

davepoobond: ok ok

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Aquitaine Palace / Balamb garden

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Aquitaine Palace”. ***

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

davepoobond: ::walks in::

Fatal Attempts: [ o.o ]

davepoobond: ((o.o))

davepoobond: ((what is it?))

Fatal Attempts: [ Nothing. ]

davepoobond: ((you’re boring))

–

OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Balamb garden”. ***

davepoobond: ::walks in::

OnlineHost: Maron has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has entered the room.

Maron: ::he walked in threw the little gate things looking about the large floating college with a

Maron: grunt::Disgusting

davepoobond: ::he eats a plant:: these dont even taste good

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has entered the room.

davepoobond: what type of garden is this?

davepoobond: they dont even have any good plants

Maron: tsk tsk..

OnlineHost: Riot McDohl has left the room.

Maron: shall we bring some dave?

OnlineHost: Emerald has entered the room.

davepoobond: take plants?

Emerald: ::walks in::

Maron: bring….

Maron: we will take them later

davepoobond: uh ok…

davepoobond: ::dances over and smacks emerald in the head::

OnlineHost: Kirei Megamii has left the room.

Emerald: Huh?

Maron: ::he walked out for a few minutes then came back with a big bag of seed::

davepoobond: whu?

Maron: make some holes dave..

Emerald: ::jumps back and takes out his gunblade::

davepoobond: hey! a fight

Emerald: What?

Maron: oy..

davepoobond: this reminds me of a story

Emerald: Good for you!

Maron: ::looks to the one with the blade::

davepoobond: its a story about a guy

davepoobond: that went to a garden

davepoobond: called “balamb garden”

davepoobond: well, he wanted to eat some plants

davepoobond: get boozed up and barf in a toilet

Emerald: ::runs at her jumps up kicks her in the face knocking her over then holds his gunblade at her throat::

davepoobond: waha! ::moves to the right, and keeps telling the story::

davepoobond: so, he came here, and ate some plants

davepoobond: and then, there was a spooty head

davepoobond: named “emerald”

Emerald: ::kicks her in the face knees her in the stomach::

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: her name will remain anonymous…

Emerald: ::elbows her in the face::

Emerald: ::hit::

Emerald: ::kicks her in the side::

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: ::doesnt know who emerald is hitting…::

Emerald: ((You Davepoobond))

davepoobond: ((i’m not a “her”))

Emerald: ((Okay sorry he))

davepoobond: ((and you dont want me to whip out my massive rp skills on you))

Emerald: ((You started it and dont be so sure))

Sakura: wowsers

davepoobond: ((i didnt))

Emerald: Dont do it again

davepoobond: well, anyway

davepoobond: that spooty head

davepoobond: well, she came over and started kicking him and beating him down!

davepoobond: or so emerald though!

davepoobond: thought*

Emerald: ::turns around and stabs him in the stomach::

davepoobond: cuz then the guy came up and blasted her with a massive Meltdown attack

Emerald: ::hit::

davepoobond: like so

Maron: ::throws the seed at emerald::

Maron: ::hit::

Emerald: ::then takes it out and slits her troat::

davepoobond: ::he displayed an open palm toward Emerald, as a shield of brow appeared over his body

Emerald: ::hit::

Maron: ::Jumps up and kicks him::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: ::backhands it::

Maron: ::hit:;

Emerald: ((Uh no davepoobond is dead))

davepoobond: and after charging up the shield, it blasted at emerald, and blew up::

davepoobond: ((lol. no))

Emerald: ::stumbles back a little::

Maron: ::Disembowls Emerald::

OnlineHost: Falcon has entered the room.

Maron: :::hit::

Maron: ::cuts of its head::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: It dead

Emerald: ((Yeah I stabed you then I slit your throat))

Maron: ^^

davepoobond: ((so what0)

Maron: ::pisses on its body::

Maron: fool

davepoobond: ::rips Emerald’s bladder out:: you wont be able to pee now!

Emerald: ((Your mortal and your dead))

davepoobond: ((who said i’m mortal))

Emerald: ::body stands up::

Maron: ((lol! He a shape shifter))

Emerald: ((Who said I was?))

Emerald: ::grabs his blatter::

Maron: ::Burns the body::

Emerald: ::puts it back in his body::

Maron: ::hit::

Maron: ::Kicks it..::

Emerald: ::body is still there::

Maron: ::hit::

Emerald: ::goes back::

Maron: ::takes out a pound of c4::

davepoobond: tsuki no le, poo head! ::jams a sword into Emerald’s skull::

Emerald: ::body stabs Maron in the heart with the gun blade::

Maron: ::places it on the body::

Emerald: ::hit::

Maron: ::dodge::

OnlineHost: Rebellion has entered the room.

Emerald: ((No I hit you))

davepoobond: ((no, i hit you))

Maron: ::places it all over the garden::

Rebellion: =-walks in-=

Emerald: ((Yeah but I hit Maron))

Maron: ::grabs dave and runs::

Emerald: ::gets up::

Maron: ::pushes button::

Maron: ::hit!::

davepoobond: whaaa! i wasnt done with my story though!

Emerald: ::walks over to his head::

Maron: ::Whole graden gone::

Emerald: ::picks it up::

OnlineHost: Maron has left the room.

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Christina Aguilera Chat

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Christina Aguilera”. ***

JulMC: 304

Crazygurl: go to lyricx.com

Toemaytoe: they dont have it yet

OnlineHost: Albybabelove has entered the room.

davepoobond: hhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii ho silver!

OnlineHost: Toemaytoe has left the room.

Crazygurl: what part

JulMC: VEN CONIMIGO VEN COMIGO BABY

OnlineHost: IsLaNdGirL has left the room.

Fourth: Anybody in here from Washington State

OnlineHost: CUBSRULE has entered the room.

JulMC: I DONT KNOW ALL THE LYRICS

JulMC: JUST THAT

OnlineHost: CUBSRULE has left the room.

JulMC: LOL

davepoobond: i dont know why you guys waste your time in rooms called “Christina Aguilera”

Albybebelove: im one of her dancer

JulMC: WHAT DO YOU CARE davepoobond

Crazygurl: y r u in here

davepoobond: ::shrugs:: what do you care that you care that i care?

OnlineHost: Icerunner has left the room.

Crazygurl: ok

Crazygurl: lisa

davepoobond: yeah, thats what i thought…

Crazygurl: u mad at me

Crazygurl: u talkin 2 me

davepoobond: who?

davepoobond: what are you talking about?

Flower: hey all

Crazygurl: neva mind

Crazygurl: hey

davepoobond: what is it?

JulMC: WHY ARE YOU IN HERE davepoobond

OnlineHost: CUBSRULE has entered the room.

OnlineHost: CUBSRULE has left the room.

OnlineHost: CUBSRULE has entered the room.

JulMC: ???

Crazygurl: not u

davepoobond: i have a constitutional right to be in here

OnlineHost: Albybabelove has left the room.

OnlineHost: CUBSRULE has left the room.

Crazygurl: what part of cali JulMC

davepoobond: theres nothing saying i CANT be in here

JulMC: WELL YOU ARE SAYING THAT WE ARE WASTING OUR TIME IN HERE AND SO ARE YOU IF YOU ARE IN HERE

JulMC: TOO

JulMC: SOUTHERN CALI

JulMC: GRAND TERRACE

Crazygurl: oh

davepoobond: BECAUSE I’M WASTING MY TIME IN THIS ROOM!

OnlineHost: Crazygurl has left the room.

davepoobond: I FEEL LIKE WASTING MY TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE WASTING THERE TIME IN ROOMS LIKE THIS

davepoobond: ARE YOU HAPPY THAT I ALSO TALK IN CAPS?!

Flower: Alabama girl here

JulMC: OK WHATEVER

OnlineHost: ShivX has entered the room.

JulMC: GET A LIFE

davepoobond: …….

davepoobond: ha!

OnlineHost: Jelly fish has left the room.

davepoobond: ::whispering:: look whos talking

ShivX: 13/m

Flower: quit all the fussing people please

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OnlineHost: Mexican has entered the room.

JulMC: ::YELLING:: SHUT THE **** UP

OnlineHost: Mexican has left the room.

ShivX: when is christina going to go on tour?

Flower: ok chill

davepoobond: well, you cant

davepoobond: christina isnt going on tour

Blood and Spit: Don’t eat the yellow snow.

davepoobond: she’s gonna stay home and watch MTV

JulMC: I CANT WHAT???

Flower: b4 AOL notify ya’ll

Doncheche: davepoobond are u a kid cause u can’t insult worth ur life

davepoobond: ::shrugs::

Flower: yea don’ eat yellow snow

Flower: lol

davepoobond: do i care?

JulMC: LOL I AGREE DONCHECHE

JulMC: I DONT KNOW DO YOU?

davepoobond: at least i dont use *****

OnlineHost: ShivX has left the room.

davepoobond: ***************

JulMC: SO WHAT?

davepoobond: ****************************************

davepoobond: wow! i wonder what word THAT was ::rolls eyes::

OnlineHost: MUDD has entered the room.

JulMC: HOW OLD ARE YOU davepoobond??

davepoobond: supercalafradjalisticexpeeallidoshois

davepoobond: thats what it was

davepoobond: 15

davepoobond: you must be 9, right?

JulMC: YEAH RIGHT

MUDD: WHO IS LEANNE RIMES BOYFRIEND?????

JulMC: 14

Flower: bye all if this is gonna b this way

MUDD: I FORGOT HIS NAME

davepoobond: why would it matter to you MUDD?

OnlineHost: Flower has left the room.

Doncheche: ok kid ur pissing me off and me and u are gonna get into it and if ur a kid u might want to

davepoobond: you gonna kill him?

Doncheche: shut up and leave

MUDD: CUZ, I’M POSTING SOMTHIN ON HIM

JulMC: KILL WHO?

davepoobond: hehe……….i dont know the name

MUDD: THE CONCEITED GUY FROM 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT U

JulMC: OK

davepoobond: but then again, i dont know the name of my crazy neighbors from across the street either…

Doncheche: u are a kid davepoobond

OnlineHost: NANCYJustin has entered the room.

davepoobond: you are a kid too don

davepoobond: ha! what a diss that was!

JulMC: davepoobondHOW COME YOUR SN IS davepoobond ARE YOU 2 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING

OnlineHost: MUDD has left the room.

davepoobond: why is yours JulMC?

OnlineHost: Jessilu has entered the room.

Doncheche: nope 16 spank ur mom very much

davepoobond: are you 3 years or something?

JulMC: I WAS BORN ON THE 13TH

JulMC: FRIDAY THE 13TH

Jessilu: COME ON OVER , COME ON OVER BABYYYYY

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OnlineHost: Crazygurl has left the room.

OnlineHost: Jessilu has entered the room.

OnlineHost: Jessilu has left the room.

Doncheche: i think it’s davepoobond’s time of the month if u know what i mean

davepoobond: …..

JulMC: LOL

davepoobond: actually, i dont know what you mean

OnlineHost: MUSICCHICK has entered the room.

davepoobond: please, tell me more about this fantastic revelation you call

Doncheche: ur a kid i swear

davepoobond: to our attention

MUSICCHICK: hello how are you all

JulMC: DONT TRY TO ACT ALL SMART davepoobond

OnlineHost: NBA11 has entered the room.

JulMC: REVELATION???

JulMC: OK

MUSICCHICK: a/s/l everyone

JulMC: WHATEVER NANCY

NANCYJustin: hey room

davepoobond: gee, can someone tell me how WINZIP works?!

davepoobond: ::rolls eyes::

NANCYJustin: 19/f/nm

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MUSICCHICK: i’m a 16/f/okla

Doncheche: all those who thinks davepoobond’s a kid give me a hell yeah

NBA11: 15 m burbank

OnlineHost: Coolguy has entered the room.

JulMC: PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE LIFES USE THOSE KINDA WORDS

MUSICCHICK: does anyone want to talk to me?

OnlineHost: Coolguy has left the room.

davepoobond: yeah! ::raises his hand::

MUSICCHICK: if you do then please im me

JulMC: HELL YEAH!!!!

OnlineHost: BLUEEYES has entered the room.

BLUEEYES: 18/m

BLUEEYES: from so.ca

JulMC: OK YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENCE davepoobond

davepoobond: who needs to make sense?

NBA11: who likes britnany?

davepoobond: whats the meaning of life?

Doncheche: thank u jul

davepoobond: that desnt make any sense

JulMC: WELCOME

davepoobond: at least i KNOW how to spell sense

BLUEEYES: {s welcome

OnlineHost: Dr Krawz has entered the room.

JulMC: WHO CARES

JulMC: IM LEAVING

JulMC: GOOD BYE

BLUEEYES: k

davepoobond: whoohoo!

JulMC: TA TA

NBA11: who likes britany?

OnlineHost: MUSICCHICK has left the room.

davepoobond: celebrate!

JulMC: WHATEVER

OnlineHost: BLUEEYES has left the room.

OnlineHost: Drama has entered the room.

Doncheche: yeah but as for ur brains on how to diss some one well there in ur a$$

OnlineHost: Dr Krawz has left the room.

JulMC: IM NOT WASTING MY TIME ON YOU ANYMORE

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•Prophecy ³·° [sound hell]•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S drop}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S gotpics}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S mailbeep}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S systemasterisk}•)·†·

Drama: DRAMA IN THE HOUSE

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S buddyin}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S you’ve got mail}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S systemasterisk}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S systemasterisk}•)·†·

Doncheche: hold up

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S buddyin}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S filedone}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S systemasterisk}•)·†·

Blood and Spit: ·†·(•{S mailbeep}•)·†·

OnlineHost: Blood and Spit has left the room.

JulMC: BYE

OnlineHost: Drama has left the room.

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: leave already

davepoobond: sheesh

JulMC: LOL

OnlineHost: JulMC has left the room.

NBA11: if u like britany press 11

davepoobond: ………..

OnlineHost: NBA11 has left the room.

davepoobond: nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

davepoobond: NSDFSJXKLVJXVMSDFKLJS

davepoobond: safd

davepoobond: s

davepoobond: ha ah!

Doncheche: dude shut up

davepoobond: i havent spoken at all

davepoobond: what are you talking about?

davepoobond: liar liar pants on fire

Doncheche: we ain’t done by a long shot

OnlineHost: Carlyn has entered the room.

OnlineHost: JonBoy has entered the room.

JonBoy: whats up

davepoobond: dont talk to Doncheche

davepoobond: he’s a little messed up in the head

JonBoy: age/sex check everyone

Doncheche: so’s ur mom

davepoobond: must we?

davepoobond: nope, actually, she’s quite fine

davepoobond: since shes DEAD!

davepoobond: hahahaa

Doncheche: thats not what she said last night in bed

OnlineHost: Carlyn has left the room.

davepoobond: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!

davepoobond: you do dead bodies?

davepoobond: nasty man

davepoobond: you really need a new hobby

OnlineHost: JonBoy has left the room.

davepoobond: and she didnt say anything at all, since she’s dead

davepoobond: it was all in your mind

Doncheche: oh well then let me say that ur mom probly rolling in her grave on how dumb her son is

davepoobond: well

OnlineHost: Gwenchk has entered the room.

davepoobond: she cant really roll

davepoobond: since she’s zapped of all her life force and passed on to another life

davepoobond: so thats merely IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEEE

davepoobond: wowwwwwwwwww

davepoobond: wheeeeeeeee

Gwenchk: Blah blah blah

Doncheche: ooohhhh my god did ur daddy tell u this

davepoobond: hey there gwenchk

davepoobond: nope! thats what the little elf on my shoulder told me!

Gwenchk: hey

davepoobond: now, lets talk about you doncheche

OnlineHost: MurMouse has entered the room.

Doncheche: hold on im just geting warmed up

davepoobond: oh boy oh boy!

MurMouse: hey any guys in here?

davepoobond: me

OnlineHost: ComeOnOverBaby has entered the room.

davepoobond: but whether or not don is a guy is in question

MurMouse: how old?

Doncheche: no ur a kid

davepoobond: 15

davepoobond: no, ur a kid

davepoobond: you kid

OnlineHost: Hurleygirley has entered the room.

MurMouse: any guys wanna chat?

MurMouse: im me

davepoobond: sure

Hurleygirley: hey peeps

OnlineHost: Gwenchk has left the room.

Hurleygirley: waz up?

OnlineHost: CrazzyCazzy has entered the room.

Hurleygirley: anyone talking?

CrazzyCazzy: hey

Hurleygirley: thank u

Hurleygirley: hi

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Chat with mathewschaffer

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mathewschaffer>: yo

davepoobond>: hi

mathewschaffer>: asl

davepoobond>: 79/m/florida

mathewschaffer>: you are a guy leave

mathewschaffer>: are you gay

davepoobond>: no

davepoobond>: i’m an 80 year old man

mathewschaffer>: THEN LEAVE

davepoobond>: respect your god damn elders

davepoobond>: ::whacks you with my cane::

mathewschaffer>: you are to fucken old

davepoobond>: yes, i know

davepoobond>: what am i supposed to do?

mathewschaffer>: jack of to your mom

mathewschaffer>: or to you dog

davepoobond>: they dont allow us to have dogs

davepoobond>: at the retirement home

davepoobond>: and my mom is dead

davepoobond>: she’s probably worm poop by now

mathewschaffer>: you like dick cheeze

davepoobond>: yes

davepoobond>: he remakes songs

mathewschaffer>: i can break into your files now leave

davepoobond>: ok bye

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spoom!

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davepoobond: ::walks over to michiru::

davepoobond: hello little girl!

Ablaze: [ Toodles, Sarah. ^.^ ]

davepoobond: would u like to buy SPOOM?

OnlineHost: Ablaze has left the room.

Koujo: -=following closely..er, as fast as she can… she fell down directly in front of the couch=

Koujo: -Ouch!

Michiru: What’s spoom?

davepoobond: SPOOM

davepoobond: is anything!

Michiru: Oo! You okie?

Michiru: Do you take credit?

davepoobond: a brush! a spoon! a booger picker! whatever you want!

davepoobond: …

davepoobond: cash only please, no CODs on delivery

Michiru: How about an IOU?

davepoobond: or u can call this special phone number

davepoobond: 444444444444444444444444

Michiru: Oh!

davepoobond: we’ll gladly accept credit from there

Koujo: ………………..O.o………………….

Michiru: How much is a spoom!?

davepoobond: exactly 5 cents!

Koujo: -=now staring at the man above her she blink, huge sapphire eyes sparking a bit=-

davepoobond: it is so inexpensive, we make you buy 20,000 of them

Michiru: ::she extends a fake nickle to him::

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: 20,000 * .05

Michiru: Then sorry.

Michiru: I’m only 5.

Michiru: I don;t carry cash.

Michiru: -.-

davepoobond: ((LOL! my friend is playing a game called “you can’t win” and he thinks the game is rigged)

davepoobond: )

Michiru: ::she giggles, tugging Bura onto the couch, the little cabbit raises her head,

Koujo: -=reaching into the little pink purse at her side as she sat up she handed him a fake credit

Koujo: card=- you can have this and ill take them heh

Michiru: peering at the girl with large eyes, her ears raised:: Mew?

davepoobond: oh! a…..

Koujo: -=tugged onto the couch=- o.o()

davepoobond: americano expresso?

Koujo: Yeah!

davepoobond: ::smells it::

davepoobond: uhh…where did u get this

Koujo: er, spanish version! it still works too!

davepoobond: ::looks around:: i dont see any bar code

Koujo: mexico…..¬.¬

Michiru: Oh, It’s from a pub.

Michiru: *nod*

Koujo: ]Yeah!

Michiru: It has a pub cide insted.

Koujo: *yeah

davepoobond: ok

Michiru: ::she points to some squiggly ines::

davepoobond: ::rips it in half:: ..i dont see it

Michiru: lines*

Koujo: MY CARD!

Koujo: Im Telling Daddy!

Michiru: I’M TELL MY DADDY!

Koujo: -=she started to wail loudly=-

davepoobond: …..eh?

davepoobond: ::burp::

Michiru: ::she pokes bura lightly::. Where are our daddies anyway..?

Shinobi: ::then…outside…..the jingle of a bell is heard…..and a familiar music….THE ICE CREAM

Shinobi: TRUCK!::

Koujo: Bejiita (Vegeta) is my daddy, he’ll beat you up real good!

davepoobond: ICE CREAM TRUCK!

Koujo: O.O!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: ::runs to the truck::

davepoobond: ::jumps on the ice cream truck:: MINE!

Michiru: ICE CREAM!

Michiru: ::she warbles outsiode gleely::

Koujo: -=and she was a bolt of light stopping at the icecreamtruck…orwhat ever’s making the sound

Shinobi: Ice cream guy: Oh crap….children! NO ONE GETS MY ICE CREAM!::drives away insanely::

Koujo: *or what

Koujo: O.O!!

Koujo: ICE CREAM!!

Koujo: -=POUT=-

davepoobond: NOO!

Michiru: There’s ice cream in the kitchen..

Michiru: *grin*

davepoobond: ::gets out a spoom and jams it into the ice cream locker::

Koujo: …OK!

davepoobond: ::and prys it open::

Michiru: ::at this she;s a flying bolt into the kitchen::

davepoobond: ahah!

Koujo: -=walking back inside she follow Michiru happily=-

Michiru: ::she plops down upon the counter . she then clambers into the cupbord,

davepoobond: ::falls off the truck and skids back all the way to the HQ::

Michiru: she eagerly flings m&ms, chocolate shaveing cocoanutt, and cream de mint from it..::

davepoobond: ooh! ouch! ah!

davepoobond: speed bump!!!!!

Koujo: -=setting down next to her she grin a little, arms wrapped in fish net crossed on the

Michiru: ::she then hovers to the freezer, she gnabs a HUGE tub of ice cream, tugging it out and leat

Koujo: counter top=-

davepoobond: ::goes 50 feet in the air and slams in through the ceiling of the HQ::

davepoobond: ::through the kitchen::

davepoobond: ah!

Michiru: ing it fall, she opens everything, spilling it all on the floor in a big pile,

Michiru: she then passes Bura a spoon::

davepoobond: ::chin slams on a pan and legs hit a refrigarator, causing him to flip and hit the counter::

Koujo: -=taking the spoon she giggled watching everything fly about messily=-

davepoobond: silverhawks! they’re rainbows in the night!

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Themyscria Meadows

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – Themyscria Meadows”. ***

davepoobond: ::comes out of the ground covered by earthworms::

davepoobond: aaagghh! get’m off me!

MoonTiger: ~walks in her tight leather pants show off her well toned legs her black leather jacket cove

davepoobond: i wonder if Captain Planet ever had this problem….

Kaz: ((char pic available))

MoonTiger: rs most of her top but you see part of the red top and her belly button is pierced with a ta

Kaz: ((LOL!!! XD))

MoonTiger: ttoo around it her long usually strait silky hair is curled slightly into her face~

davepoobond: ::gets on a scooter and scoots through the posies:: posies are for pansies!

Kaz: ::looks to the woman::

Kaz: Hello ^_^

MoonTiger: umm hi

MoonTiger: ~looks to the weird person shakes her head~

davepoobond: ::jumps off scooter and rolls through the flowers to watch the scooter knock into a tree and

Kaz: ((Oh send me you chair pic please?))

davepoobond: blow up like a nuclear explosion::

Kaz: ((I’ll send you mine ^_^))

MoonTiger: ( kay )

davepoobond: [ +_=

davepoobond: [ +_= ]

MoonTiger: ( brb)

Kaz: ((sent))

Kaz: Whoa what did you have on that thing?

Kaz: Tnt?

davepoobond: ……a basket

davepoobond: full of cookies

Kaz: Cookies?

Kaz: What brand?

davepoobond: grandma’s

davepoobond: Grandma Cookies

davepoobond: made with real nestle chocolate

davepoobond: grandma made them especially for me…

Kaz: ::mouth waters::

Kaz: -And you blew thwm up.

davepoobond: no wonder they blew up like that

davepoobond: no…..she put a little something extra in it

davepoobond: i dont know what it was

davepoobond: i think it was a little too much cinnamon

Kaz: ((LMAO))

OnlineHost: MoonTiger has left the room.

davepoobond: ((they really have a brand called Grandma’s Cookies))

davepoobond: ((its in the vending machines at school))

Kaz: ((yeah I know XD))

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AOL secrets

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – aol secrets”. ***

Ami: «=§©§=» Amber «=§©§=»

Ami: (¯`’·.¸©(¯`’·.¸© Amber ©¸.·’´¯)©¸.·’´¯)

Avoiding: argg..

Ami: hehe

Ami: works

Avoiding: you mIRC idlers 😛

davepoobond: well, anybody gonna tell me any secrets?

Avoiding: Secret # 1

Avoiding: i am a whore

Avoiding: there..

Avoiding: thats all i know

davepoobond: thats no secret!

Avoiding: iiiiiiiiiii

Ami: im out

Ami: g nite

OnlineHost: Ami has left the room.

davepoobond: are you a bearded lady?

OnlineHost: Golfer has entered the room.

Avoiding: |||||||||||||||||IIIIIIIIII|||||||||||||IIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIII|||||||||||||IIIIIIIIII|||||

Avoiding: not long enough

Avoiding: yes i am

Avoiding: thank you for noticing

davepoobond: do u speak sphanish?

davepoobond: svanish

davepoobond: something like that

Golfer: ok I want to know some secrets that I dont know

Avoiding: no i speak 3 forms of jibberish

davepoobond: ok, secret #1

davepoobond: AOL is run by non-other than Steve Case’s dog

davepoobond: skippy

Avoiding: no no

Avoiding: skippy is dead

Golfer: lol

davepoobond: no?

Avoiding: i shot him the leg

davepoobond: oh yeah, i forgot

Avoiding: he ran off into the road

Avoiding: and got hit by a car

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poop

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OnlineHost: *** You are in “poop”. ***

davepoobond: hey hey!

Crazy717: yo

davepoobond: wats up

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: nuttin

Crazy717: u?

davepoobond: same, i’m just bored

davepoobond: what are you guys doing in a room named poop

davepoobond: only weirdos would go to a room named poop

davepoobond: sheesh

Crazy717: F

Crazy717: r

Crazy717: o

davepoobond: ok……..so….

Crazy717: s

Crazy717: t

Crazy717: y

Crazy717: ··÷^±/ Ràmþàgè †øølz 2.0 Macro Draw

Crazy717: lol

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: so much fun

davepoobond: doing that

davepoobond: with a prog

Crazy717: F

HHHHHH: yo

Crazy717: r

Crazy717: o

HHHHHH: sent

Crazy717: s

Crazy717: ok brb

Crazy717: t

Crazy717: y

Crazy717: ··÷^±/ Ràmþàgè †øølz 2.0 Macro Draw

davepoobond: what is this room anyway?

Crazy717: ryan sorry i dont have speakers!

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: well no batterz

davepoobond: heh

HHHHHH: it aint a song

Crazy717: i be hea doin dat

HHHHHH: it a picture

Crazy717: ok

Crazy717: lmao

HHHHHH: its a picture of our CD cover

Crazy717: lol ok

davepoobond: ………

Crazy717: fake!

Crazy717: i bet]

Crazy717: tiiiiiiiiight

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: ryan where did u download dat at?

davepoobond: wtf are you guys talking about

Crazy717: i need it!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy717: lmao

OnlineHost: Kaz has entered the room.

Crazy717: get out if ya dont kno

HHHHHH: it is on methodus

davepoobond: well, i will know if you tell me

Crazy717: where do i go 2 click it?

Kaz: poop is cool

Kaz: You guys are cool

davepoobond: yeah poop IS cool

Crazy717: lol

Crazy717: thankz

Crazy717: 🙂

HHHHHH: click

HHHHHH: toolz

Crazy717: then what?

HHHHHH: then go to 3d text maker

Crazy717: ok

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: then what?

Crazy717: brb

HHHHHH: Loaded 3D Text designer with Methodus Toolz

HHHHHH: Click Here To Download METHODUS TOOLz 2.0

Kaz: Wait I thought this was about poop?

davepoobond: is methodus toolz good?

Crazy717: 0%

Crazy717: lmao

Kaz: Methodus toolz is poop

Crazy717: 1%

Crazy717: 2%

HHHHHH: methoudus ripz it up

Kaz: Thats why we talking about it

davepoobond: so………thats bad?

HHHHHH: no

davepoobond: but, why would u want something to rip “it” up?

Crazy717: to be tight u stupid

Crazy717: lol

davepoobond: i dont like tight clothes

Kaz: Yeah thats gay

Crazy717: tight meaning cool dummie

davepoobond: then why dont u just say cool

davepoobond: cool has 4 letters, tight has 5

Kaz: So would baggy mean uncool?

Crazy717: cuz

Kaz: Its baggy to eat poo

Crazy717: Ewww

davepoobond: heh

Crazy717: u like poop

Crazy717: lol

davepoobond: what things does methodus have?

Crazy717: everything

Kaz: It has tight stuff

Crazy717: everything

Kaz: It has tight stuff

Crazy717: ryan i can create my own program

Crazy717: Visual Basic

HHHHHH: Methodus Sex Bot On

HHHHHH: Type sex to get some

HHHHHH: sex

Kaz: sex

HHHHHH: Kaz is about to have his dog chew on his nipples so they can bleed

Crazy717:

HHHHHH: /sex

HHHHHH: SEX

Kaz: I dont have a dog..

Crazy717: sex

HHHHHH: Crazy717 will suck her brother’s dick

HHHHHH: lol

HHHHHH: Methodus Sex Bot Off

Kaz: lol

Crazy717: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaz: LMAO

HHHHHH: HERHER!!!

davepoobond: ahha

Crazy717: nmo i wont

HHHHHH: lol

Kaz: When I get a dog, then will it chew my nipple?

HHHHHH: yo imma pimp yall

HHHHHH: imma pimp

HHHHHH: pim

HHHHHH: pim

HHHHHH: pimp

HHHHHH: pimp

HHHHHH: ppim

HHHHHH: mppi

Crazy717: hea it goes….

Kaz: A pimp that cant spell his title…

Kaz: How pityful..

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davepoobond: lol

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OnlineHost: PEEP878634 has entered the room.

Kaz: They’ll let anyone be pimps nowadays..

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OnlineHost: PEEP878634 has left the room.

OnlineHost: Cuddles has entered the room.

Cuddles: Hey

Kaz: Hiya cuddles

Kaz: We were just talkin about how much Peep sucks

Cuddles: lol

Cuddles: lol

OnlineHost: Goldennugget has entered the room.

Kaz: Yup he suck my balls with those methodous tools

Goldennugget: mmmmm

Kaz: he can*

davepoobond: heh

Cuddles: ??????????????

Cuddles: What??

Kaz: Mmmmm?

Cuddles: lol

Kaz: What the hell?

davepoobond: heh

Kaz: Talk like normal people you nugget!

davepoobond: lol

Cuddles: Who?

Cuddles: ?

davepoobond: lots of people for a private room

Goldennugget: i like the smell of pussy

davepoobond: great for you

Kaz: What happened to mmmm? huh?

Cuddles: Well everyone bye I was just invitedinto a different chat room.

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Kaz: Suddenly its pussy?

Cuddles: *invited into

davepoobond: lol

OnlineHost: Chica has entered the room.

Kaz: Make up you mind!

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davepoobond: cuddles!

davepoobond: darn

Goldennugget: mmmmmmm pubes

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Kaz: Oh i see theye go hand in hand for you

Goldennugget: i floss my teeth with my brothers pubes

davepoobond: boooooooom!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: ew, your brother is Glide?

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Kaz: Does he roll them up and put them in a white box labeled dental floss?

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davepoobond: possibly

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Kaz: I think if you notice your floss isnt white or green, you have a problem..

Chica: THIS IS A BORING ROOM

Kaz: Chica what do you think?

OnlineHost: MoNkEy has entered the room.

davepoobond: ok, leave then

MoNkEy: hola

Kaz: Youd think a room with the name poop would be exciting.. 0.0

Chica: I POOP

davepoobond: great

davepoobond: the best of us do

davepoobond: but your not the best of us

davepoobond: your the worst of us

OnlineHost: LaLaD has entered the room.

Chica: I HAVE GREEN POOP

davepoobond: i dont know how you got away with pooping

MoNkEy: lalad

LaLaD: i just pooped

OnlineHost: Ji Hoon has entered the room.

davepoobond: lol

Ji Hoon: [] ^_^; []

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Ji Hoon: [] …What a nice name for a chat… x.x; []

Chica: NO

davepoobond: sure, it is

Kaz: Yeah

Chica: ~~~~_/)~~~~

davepoobond: wow

OnlineHost: Unknown “//” command.

Kaz: ^_^_^ <——– Happy siamese twins

Ji Hoon: [] …LoL… []

OnlineHost: Chica has left the room.

Ji Hoon: =|: )} – Abe Lincoln

Ji Hoon: [] x.x []

davepoobond: abe is dead though!

Kaz: LOL!

davepoobond: why would he be smiling?

OnlineHost: Goldennugget has entered the room.

Kaz: Oh yeah

Ji Hoon: [] ::He shrugs:: …I dunno… []

davepoobond: oh my

davepoobond: nugget, again

Kaz: Hiya nugget man

Kaz: Or woman, or…

Goldennugget: man

Kaz: ::shrugs::

Ji Hoon: [] o.o []

Kaz: Oh ok

davepoobond: are u sure?

Goldennugget: i have tesicles

davepoobond: tesicles?

Kaz: Seee if you dont introduce yourself, people dont know

davepoobond: hahaha!

Kaz: LOL

Ji Hoon: [] …Ew, A girl with testis… x.x; []

Ji Hoon: [] Sick dude… o.o []

davepoobond: is it fun to have tesicles?

Goldennugget: sometimes

davepoobond: sometimes what?

davepoobond: sometimes your a girl with testis?

Goldennugget: its not fun when they hurt

Ji Hoon: [] x.x []

davepoobond: riiiiight

Ji Hoon: [] – Testits never hurt []

Kaz: get real ones and they wont hurt!

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: yeah! your born with economy size ones

Ji Hoon: *Testis

davepoobond: you have to buy new ones as soon as you get an allowance

Ji Hoon: [] …o.x []

Ji Hoon: [] …And she’ll buy a hot dog and glue the hot dog on top of the testis… []

Kaz: Suddely so quiet nugget?

Ji Hoon: [] XD []

Goldennugget: my dick hurts my girlfriend is cruel to my penis

Kaz: What are you plotting something?

davepoobond: he was never really laughing

davepoobond: ahahah

davepoobond: poor nugget

Kaz: Oh thats unfair shes supposed to be nice

davepoobond: did she chop it off yet, and keep it as a souvenier?

Kaz: If she trash your junk you can trash her boobs

davepoobond: lol

OnlineHost: NIKKI has entered the room.

NIKKI: hi

davepoobond: what do u WANT

Ji Hoon: [] …Junk is worth much more than boobs… o.o []

davepoobond: this is a room called poop

Kaz: It was in the news once that a girl rubber cemented a dudes shlong to his torso XD

Ji Hoon: [] Really… []

::got an illegal operation and i logged off…..::