I’m really good at
“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
I’m really good at
“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Parody of Pokemon Theme Song.
Fun Fact: The “Hokemon” are a group of fucked up animals that I made to parody Pokemon. They can be found on SquackleWiki.
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Today is the day, to be blown away
Like no one ever had…
I will get them on my balls, and be their masters till they die…
The Hokemon have to understand, the power that I put inside them…
Hokemon…! Gotta fuck ’em all!!
It’s you and me Hokemon…
I know it’s our destiny!
Hokemon…Oh…you’re my best weapon,
in a battle we must wiiiiiin…
Hokemon…! Gotta fuck ’em all!!
A fart so true — our courage will jerk me off!
You teach me and I’ll give you a gun!
Hokemon!
Gotta Fuck ‘Em All!
Gotta get ‘Em All!
HO-GAY-MONNNNNNNNN!
Person 1: “Those aren’t Vikings!”
Person 2: “It’s Team Rocket!”
– from Pokemon the Movie
“collecting fonts is like a Pokemon quest in a way”
– davepoobond
“Only a novice goes into a battle with a pooped out Pokémon!”
– Pokémon
“don’t pick on Pikachu!”
– Pokemon the Movie (1999)
10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen’s character on “The West Wing.”
8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is “That Bob Vila guy.”
7. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
6. Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, “The state or the DC thingie?”
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, “You wanna wrestle?!?”
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, “I win!”
..and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is Under-Qualified..
1. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a LIFELINE.
Pokemon font (2.2 KiB, 1,988 hits)
use the font that was used in Pokemon. Isn't that SPECTACULAR!?! I DONT KNOW WHY I EVEN HAVE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!111@@@111###4^^%##45
wealk – adj. to be married to a Pokemon
twatchma – n. a car dressed up as a Pokemon
tulrain – n. a retarded tall person who smokes pot all day. Plays Runescape and Pokemon
pokegon – n. a dead pokemon
leeta – v. to kill a pokemon with a can of pee and a stick
dgiohoetsdrjtaklhp – n. the only thing thats cooler than something that kills Pokemon-Chase