Q: What do you call a blonde with a bucket on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Joke #22723
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Joke #22722
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Joke #22721
Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
A: Kill their mom.
Joke #22720
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Joke #22719
Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Joke #22718
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!
Joke #22717
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Joke #22715
Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?
A: An empty seat!
Quote #22712
“I HATE penis pictures (we call them “private parts” for a reason)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22711
“I don’t really like talking about my self so ask me!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22710
“i like white guy,or white mixed,i like older than me,i like gentle,good taste,romantic,i like phd,scientists or own a business,i like smart,hard working guy,i like big heart.are you?”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22709
“But anywho if you’re reading this I’m really 14 and once again only here to make friends so message me? c: please no one over 19 gets weird after that o.O”
– from a 14 YEAR OLD GIRL’S DATING PROFILE????? WTF???
Quote #22707
“I am not short….I am fun sized!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22706
“My family is my life, if you **** with my family you die. I love autumn.”
– from a girl’s dating profile