UPDATE November 20, 1999

dAvE bOnD: I ‘m gonna put up at least one sponsor by the end of today. Please click on them when they’re up. We want to get a URL for this web site. That’ll be really kool if you do, and it’ll be easier to get to this site. Just click as many times as you want (over one, don’t be a smartass and say, “i wanna click it 0 times”), it’ll be a big help. The sponsors are located on the bottom of the page. It would be confusing if we put it on top, cuz Angelfire already put them on automatticaly. But, if you want, click on the top one too. It’ll help out Angelfire and we’ll get more options and stuff. I put a link on each page to direct you back to the home page, so that if your browser does somethin weird, you can just click on the link to get back here. ::sarcastic tone:: Neat, huh?

UPDATE November 7, 1999

dAvE bOnD: i fixed the About Us up a little bit, put Elmoisfurry’s story up. Its pretty funny. Also, i put up elmoisfurry’s Poopin’ In Stall Four song. That’s the only song we have right now. I put the duck background on the other pages that needed a background. There are more links in the Links section.

UPDATE November 6, 1999

dAvE bOnD: Well, this isn’t much of an update. I put up a link to Squacktastic! Story Productions. There isn’t anything there yet. There will be though. Also, I put up a Site History thing, after every month I’ll take out all the last month’s updates and put them in there. If you want to see them, you can go there. I put up a Song Index page. There is a song that’s going to go up, hopefully pretty soon.

UPDATE October 23, 1999

dAvE bOnD: I updated the about us page. Nothing else really

Nose: My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, “no you don’t.”

Stimpyismyname: Hello, my name is Stimpyismyname. Hello. Hello. (bursts into song) lalalalalalalalala!

Elmoisfurry: Hi, i am furry. Tickle me, and i will say, stop tickling me, or i’ll beat the crap outta you.

Telletubbie Turd: Poop will rule the world in the year 2067!

Basic Overview of Life: 05/26/1998

This entry is part 3 of 3 in the series Basic Overview of Life

Dear Computer,

Today was a total bore, not to mention last weekend with dadpoobond, but the only fun I got was when we were watching movies we bought at Costco (a.k.a. Price Club) Well nothing else to say…til’ tomorrow I think it’s going to be a big day, it’s a hunch (though my hunches always come at the wrong time to have a hunch, but maybe this time it might be on time)


Basic Overview of Life: 05/21/1998

This entry is part 2 of 3 in the series Basic Overview of Life

Dear Computer,

Today I went to the floating lab………It sucked.  When we got back at around 2:20 we had some time to kill, so we went to Mrs. Leach’s room and stayed there for awhile.  I was sitting at the table next to Alison and Jennifer (on right side) and Jesse left to me (I was at the far side of the room).  Anyway Alison asked if I liked Jennifer anymore than a friend.  And I didn’t even answer that question…I never liked Jennifer in the 1st place so I didn’t say anything (It wasn’t like they were waiting for me to answer…I guess they were giving me a hint or somethin’).  On Tuesday Paul sort of sprained his left wrist (or broke it) while trying to dunk on the court.  So I didn’t see him until today and he had a cast on.

Till Next Time,


Basic Overview of Life: 05/20/1998

This entry is part 1 of 3 in the series Basic Overview of Life

Basic Overview of Life

I went to Day Care EVERY SINGLE day of my life.

Not much excitement in life.

That’s about it……

New News at School

About 2 weeks of school left and 6th grade.

As you can tell it was boring today because of lack of detail……

Gripin’ ‘Bout Somethin’ Everyday

Day Care as usual but it’ll end when this year is up…

Mary Alice is a bungholio and a brain the size of an ant

Playstation and Sega suck big time

Nature BITES

Rumors and Suspicions

Jane kissed Ben on the cheek 8 times (rumor I heard)

Any ol’ thing

South Park’s new season starts today and I can’t watch it ‘cause I have to go to the “Floating Lab” tommarow and my mom said I have to go to sleep by 9:30 and it’s on at 10:00 – 10:30 on Wednesdays and 10:00 on Saturdays.

I don’t know if the “Floating Lab” will be any good. The Floating Lab is when we study about fish and other crud in the LA Harbor.

I have 6 CDs so far. They are:  Will Smith Big Willie Style, The Best of Sade, Spice Girls Spiceworld, Mariah Carey Daydream, The Titanic Soundtrack, and another one with Mariah Carey.