Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin is a faggot
Batmobile lost its wheel
and they both died like two maggots
Jingle Bells Song #24433
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flies away
Lost his pants in France
And found them in Bombay
esehov
esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue
Joke #24431
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge.
Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A: Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it and why?
A: Giraffe. He’s stuck in a refrigerator.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at the birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Joke #24430
Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it’s their own fault for not having windows.
Joke #24429
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It’s a shitzu.
Joke #24428
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
Joke #24427
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I’m a helicopter.
Joke #24426
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No ur a poo hahaha
Joke #24425
Q: What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
A: The second one.
Joke #24424
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
Joke #24423
Q: Where did Mary go after the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
Joke #24422
Q: What’s clear and smells like red paint?
A: Chloroform. Shhhhh.
Joke #24421
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City zoo.
Joke #24420
Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of them goes:
“I think the book was better.”