esehov – v. to blow your nose into aluminum foil like it was a tissue
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Top Ten Ways to Spend the $250 Million Powerball Jackpot
10. A twinkie for everyone in the country.
9. Develop and market an action-figure doll of yourself.
8. Get yourself one a’ them “Pentagon quality” toilet bowls.
7. Buy the biggest trailer in West Virginia, and then put a new BMW on blocks in the front yard.
6. Pay for a top-notch therapist to deal with the feeling that, compared to Bill Gates, you’re still not rich.
5. At long last: a home-slurpee machine of your VERY OWN!
4. Four words: Prank call to Antarctica.
3. Goodbye aluminum siding: Hello golden siding.
2. Get it all in pennies and ride the horse in front of K-mart, FOREVER!
1. Donate it to a college. Then they can name a building after you: “Lucky Bastard Hall”
Quote #13937
“Those aluminum soda cans are no match for me!”
– G-Man
Joke #11664
Q: What did the little spacepods say when they were caught and put into the freezer?
A: Foiled again.
Joke #10748
Did you hear about the farmer who planted the metal Christmas tree farm that didn’t work out?
Now he’s out looking for the salesman who sold him 5,000 aluminum acorns.
laggu
laggu – n. an aluminum lined kite (for extra conductivity!)