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Quote #14824

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“12oz Christmas Tree Jel Candle – $9.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”

– from the Internet

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Tags: candle, Christmas, Christmas tree, internet

 

Joke #13785

Posted on January 3, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?

A: Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

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Tags: barber, boy, Christmas, Christmas tree, holiday stuff, mother

 

Joke #13733

Posted on December 30, 2010 by davepoobond 1 Comment

Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?

A: Icicles.

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Tags: Christmas, Christmas tree, Frosty the Snowman, holiday stuff, ice, snowman, tree

 

Joke #10748

Posted on March 22, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Did you hear about the farmer who planted the metal Christmas tree farm that didn’t work out?

Now he’s out looking for the salesman who sold him 5,000 aluminum acorns.

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Tags: acorn, aluminum, Christmas, Christmas tree, farmer, holiday stuff

 

raib

Posted on August 27, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

raib – v. to get help from your neighbor dressed up as Santa Claus to decorate your tree

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Tags: Christmas tree, neighbor, raib, verb

People: Santa Claus

 

bleestybramful

Posted on August 8, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

bleestybramful – n. an XXX rated christmas tree ornament

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Tags: bleestybramful, Christmas tree, noun, ornament, porno, sex

 

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