Q: What did the cake say to the candle?
A: You’re burning my back
Posts tagged with 'candle'
eyoadmiro
eyoadmiro – n. to take a shower in candle wax
Joke #18672
As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, “Your daughter will be 17 inches long,” to which Reynoldo replied,
“Do you know the weight too, San Jose?”
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“12oz Christmas Tree Jel Candle – $9.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”
– from the Internet
Quote #14823
“12oz Icy Snowman Jel Candle – $9.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”
– from the Internet
Quote #14822
“3 x 3 Mosaic Pillar Candle – $2.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”
– from the Internet
Quote #14802
“S C E N T E D C A N D L E S S A L E !”
– from the Internet
Joke #12517
You can’t win today. To cut down on my electric bill, I started using candlelight at night. So what happened? …My house caught on fire and burned down.
Joke #11387
Peggy: Which candles burn longer – wax candles or tallow candles?
Ron: I don’t know. Which?
Peggy: Neither. They both burn shorter!
Joke #11310
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: Let’s go out together.
halejew
halejew – adj. to like ice cream, scented candles, and tennis. You also believe your parents love you and you value honesty and truth.
izcum
izcum – n. a candle in a jar
uvb
uvb – n. a candle that looks like a butt with a wick in the middle