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Joke #24627

Posted on March 21, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the cake say to the candle?

A: You’re burning my back

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: cake, candle

 

eyoadmiro

Posted on March 10, 2015 by davepoobond Leave a comment

eyoadmiro – n. to take a shower in candle wax

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Tags: candle, candle wax, eyoadmiro, noun, shower

 

Joke #18672

Posted on February 21, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, “Your daughter will be 17 inches long,” to which Reynoldo replied,

“Do you know the weight too, San Jose?”

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Categories: (C) Religious Jokes, Jokes

Tags: candle

 

Yes or No: Can you make a candle flame go out as if by magic?

Posted on January 31, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Yes or No: Can you make a candle flame go out as if by magic?

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Categories: The Squackle Quiz

Tags: candle, fire, magic

 

Does a deaf person need to worry about wax build up?

Posted on January 31, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Does a deaf person need to worry about wax build up?

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Categories: The Squackle Quiz

Tags: candle, ear wax, ears, Tuesday

 

Quote #14824

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“12oz Christmas Tree Jel Candle – $9.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”

– from the Internet

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Tags: candle, Christmas, Christmas tree, internet

 

Quote #14823

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“12oz Icy Snowman Jel Candle – $9.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”

– from the Internet

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Tags: candle, internet, snowman

 

Quote #14822

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“3 x 3 Mosaic Pillar Candle – $2.99 BUY ONE GET ONE FREE”

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Tags: candle, internet

 

Quote #14802

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“S C E N T E D C A N D L E S S A L E !”

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Tags: candle, internet

 

Joke #12517

Posted on November 27, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

You can’t win today.  To cut down on my electric bill, I started using candlelight at night.  So what happened?  …My house caught on fire and burned down.

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Tags: bill, candle, electricity, fire, house, money

 

Joke #11387

Posted on July 27, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Peggy: Which candles burn longer – wax candles or tallow candles?

Ron: I don’t know.  Which?

Peggy: Neither.  They both burn shorter!

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Categories: (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes

Tags: candle, fire, wax

 

Joke #11310

Posted on July 8, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?

A: Let’s go out together.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: candle, date, Valentines Day

 

halejew

Posted on December 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

halejew – adj. to like ice cream, scented candles, and tennis.  You also believe your parents love you and you value honesty and truth.

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Tags: adjective, candle, halejew, ice cream, tennis

 

izcum

Posted on December 23, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

izcum – n. a candle in a jar

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Tags: candle, izcum, jar, noun

 

uvb

Posted on September 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

uvb – n. a candle that looks like a butt with a wick in the middle

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Tags: ass, candle, noun, uvb

 
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