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eupbain – n. the phenomenon in which the roommate you share a bathroom with always seems to go into the bathroom right when you want to go in or use it.

Ex. My roommate and I seem to have a eupbain.  Even though I go to work at 6 AM on Sunday and need to take a shower at 5 AM, my roommate goes into the shower right at 5 AM.  Why am I stuck with the only other fucking person in the world that needs to gets up so early on Sundays???

Joke #18448

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store.

We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion and made plans to come back the next day to make our final decision.

Later that evening, my wife and I were at a restaurant, where the same young lady from the bathroom-supply store was now working a shift as a waitress.

As she passed our table, she suddenly recognized us and called to me in a loud voice, “HEY! You’re the man who needs a shower!”