UPDATE December 6, 1999

dAvE bOnD:  There is a new member coming to work for Squackle!  His name is Donkmaster.  Say hi, Donkmaster

Donkmaster:  I am the almighty Donkmaster, you must bow down to me as i walk past you, as i hold up my iron fist of power and-

dAvE bOnD (pushing Donkmaster onto the floor):  Ok, that’s enough.  That’s all for today.  Sign the guestbook!  NOW!  CLICK ON IT!

Donkmaster:  But!



Squackle Guestbook #20416

elmoisfurry 06/Dec/1999:04:06:38
i love to squeak. squeaking is good for the body and mind. or is that
some herbal crap thingy. oh well. im just signing the book cause im
bored outta my frigging mind. ok. so. bye.you can go now. read someone
elses message. come on. i gotta go do somethin out of nothin. LEAVE.
fine ill leave first. but u have to promise not to squeak in my
presence. unless you are holding a squirrel-butt sandwhich, of course.

UPDATE December 5, 1999

dAvE bOnD: I put up my song, The Yogurt Song. Its stupid, and doesn’t go to any song at all. It may be made again by me or someone else, but most likely longer and to a real song. Oh well. I put up what i have of Stussy4220’s story. I still dont know the title. And i uploaded a picture of the main character. Take a look at it if you want.


UPDATE December 4, 1999

dAvE bOnD: Well, i made up my mind. I’m gonna put DBC up. It stands for David Broadcasting Company. I’m gonna start working on it, but i’ll only start putting it up when we get 400 visits, so tell your friends to come to the site and have them tell their friends and your friends tell their friends to tell their friends and so on. That’ll be really kool if you guys did. I made some font size adjustments to all the pages, not that you might care. I’m gonna put a chat, a newzletter, and some more stuff up sooner or later. A lot more is on the way, hopefully. Here’s our new guestbook click here or click on the link in the table to the guestbook, then click sign guestbook.


UPDATE December 1, 1999

Stimpyismyname: Hey STIMPY is MY name! What’s yours? E-mail me about that. I’m lonely… I made another page! I didn’t put it on that table thing ’cause someone will probably delete it anyw-

dAvE bOnD: I put it on da table

Stimpyismyname: yeah, well Here it is anyway… THE GREATEST THING STIMPYISMYNAME COULD EVER MAKE

Note: Its on da table as Point Of Not Returning


UPDATE November 24, 1999

dAvE bOnD: Happy Thanxgiving! Ok, down to the stuff i updated, i just put a link on the links page, and updated the about us page. Not much today. I’m thinking of putting a bunch of things that i’ve been making for like 2 or 3 years, but stopped cuz i had no reason really to do it anymore. If i put it on here, then i’ll have a reason to do it. Ok…so, uh…also, i put up 2 new words and definitions on my dictionary.


UPDATE November 20, 1999

dAvE bOnD: I ‘m gonna put up at least one sponsor by the end of today. Please click on them when they’re up. We want to get a URL for this web site. That’ll be really kool if you do, and it’ll be easier to get to this site. Just click as many times as you want (over one, don’t be a smartass and say, “i wanna click it 0 times”), it’ll be a big help. The sponsors are located on the bottom of the page. It would be confusing if we put it on top, cuz Angelfire already put them on automatticaly. But, if you want, click on the top one too. It’ll help out Angelfire and we’ll get more options and stuff. I put a link on each page to direct you back to the home page, so that if your browser does somethin weird, you can just click on the link to get back here. ::sarcastic tone:: Neat, huh?


UPDATE November 7, 1999

dAvE bOnD: i fixed the About Us up a little bit, put Elmoisfurry’s story up. Its pretty funny. Also, i put up elmoisfurry’s Poopin’ In Stall Four song. That’s the only song we have right now. I put the duck background on the other pages that needed a background. There are more links in the Links section.


UPDATE November 6, 1999

dAvE bOnD: Well, this isn’t much of an update. I put up a link to Squacktastic! Story Productions. There isn’t anything there yet. There will be though. Also, I put up a Site History thing, after every month I’ll take out all the last month’s updates and put them in there. If you want to see them, you can go there. I put up a Song Index page. There is a song that’s going to go up, hopefully pretty soon.