|i love to squeak. squeaking is good for the body and mind. or is that
some herbal crap thingy. oh well. im just signing the book cause im
bored outta my frigging mind. ok. so. bye.you can go now. read someone
elses message. come on. i gotta go do somethin out of nothin. LEAVE.
fine ill leave first. but u have to promise not to squeak in my
presence. unless you are holding a squirrel-butt sandwhich, of course.
dAvE bOnD: I put up my song, The Yogurt Song. Its stupid, and doesn’t go to any song at all. It may be made again by me or someone else, but most likely longer and to a real song. Oh well. I put up what i have of Stussy4220’s story. I still dont know the title. And i uploaded a picture of the main character. Take a look at it if you want.
dAvE bOnD: Well, i made up my mind. I’m gonna put DBC up. It stands for David Broadcasting Company. I’m gonna start working on it, but i’ll only start putting it up when we get 400 visits, so tell your friends to come to the site and have them tell their friends and your friends tell their friends to tell their friends and so on. That’ll be really kool if you guys did. I made some font size adjustments to all the pages, not that you might care. I’m gonna put a chat, a newzletter, and some more stuff up sooner or later. A lot more is on the way, hopefully. Here’s our new guestbook click here or click on the link in the table to the guestbook, then click sign guestbook.
dAvE bOnD: I put up a pictures thingy yesterday, i just forgot to put it on. I put up Stimpyismyname’s theories page. That’s all….ok
Stimpyismyname: Hey STIMPY is MY name! What’s yours? E-mail me about that. I’m lonely… I made another page! I didn’t put it on that table thing ’cause someone will probably delete it anyw-
dAvE bOnD: I put it on da table
Stimpyismyname: yeah, well Here it is anyway… THE GREATEST THING STIMPYISMYNAME COULD EVER MAKE
Note: Its on da table as Point Of Not Returning
dAvE bOnD: closing out this month a few more words on the dictionary. Please tell your friends about Squackle and keep clickin on the sponsors! Your help is appreciated.
dAvE bOnD: Happy Thanxgiving! Ok, down to the stuff i updated, i just put a link on the links page, and updated the about us page. Not much today. I’m thinking of putting a bunch of things that i’ve been making for like 2 or 3 years, but stopped cuz i had no reason really to do it anymore. If i put it on here, then i’ll have a reason to do it. Ok…so, uh…also, i put up 2 new words and definitions on my dictionary.
dAvE bOnD: I ‘m gonna put up at least one sponsor by the end of today. Please click on them when they’re up. We want to get a URL for this web site. That’ll be really kool if you do, and it’ll be easier to get to this site. Just click as many times as you want (over one, don’t be a smartass and say, “i wanna click it 0 times”), it’ll be a big help. The sponsors are located on the bottom of the page. It would be confusing if we put it on top, cuz Angelfire already put them on automatticaly. But, if you want, click on the top one too. It’ll help out Angelfire and we’ll get more options and stuff. I put a link on each page to direct you back to the home page, so that if your browser does somethin weird, you can just click on the link to get back here. ::sarcastic tone:: Neat, huh?
dAvE bOnD: The links section was updated….nothing else
dAvE bOnD: I put up my story, Die Clown DIE! Its sorta hard to understand for some people, but oh well, i don’t care. I usually write my stories in script form, for like a tv show. That’s a lot easier for me. So, all the other stories i do will be in script form.
dAvE bOnD: i fixed the About Us up a little bit, put Elmoisfurry’s story up. Its pretty funny. Also, i put up elmoisfurry’s Poopin’ In Stall Four song. That’s the only song we have right now. I put the duck background on the other pages that needed a background. There are more links in the Links section.
dAvE bOnD: Well, this isn’t much of an update. I put up a link to Squacktastic! Story Productions. There isn’t anything there yet. There will be though. Also, I put up a Site History thing, after every month I’ll take out all the last month’s updates and put them in there. If you want to see them, you can go there. I put up a Song Index page. There is a song that’s going to go up, hopefully pretty soon.
dAvE bOnD: I put up stimpyismyname’s hella funny story up. Take a look at it. Click on the Stories Index link then click on Moose the Clown and the Evil Dr. Muffin.
Stimpyismyname: read my story….READ IT! NOW!!! Uhhh… poopies!
dAvE bOnD: Well, i put my dictionary up….well, that’s it….uhh….yeah
elmoisfurry: i am the almighty elmo. all bow down to me, wnless u dont want to, of course. I like to eat a monkey tail everyday, and i recommend u to also. good bye
dAvE bOnD: I updated the about us page. Nothing else really
Nose: My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, “no you don’t.”
Stimpyismyname: Hello, my name is Stimpyismyname. Hello. Hello. (bursts into song) lalalalalalalalala!
Elmoisfurry: Hi, i am furry. Tickle me, and i will say, stop tickling me, or i’ll beat the crap outta you.
Telletubbie Turd: Poop will rule the world in the year 2067!