ReBoot (TV Show) Theme Song Lyrics

I come from the Net.

Through systems, peoples, and cities… to this place.

MAINFRAME.

My format: Guardian.

To mend, and defend.

To defend my new-found friends.

Their hopes… and dreams.

To defend them from… their enemies.

(music)

They say the User lives outside the Net…

And inputs games for pleasure.

No one knows for sure… but I intend to find out!

REBOOT!

 

Fuk yo bitch Ass mom

Written for the movie Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets.

1st off fuk ur bitch n yo fat ass mom

i fn’ed fuken her but caz of her lose pussy i couldn’t cum

yea i no dats wrong

but tryin to battle against me

you won’t last long

like the weed in ma glass bong

they call me long shlong

 

The tea is too cold…

I found this at school.

The tea is too cold

The tea is too hot.  I can’t drink it.

I can’t put my dictionary in my pocket.  My dictionary is too big.

An elephant is too big.  A mouse is too small.

I can’t buy a boat because it’s too expensive, but Anita can buy one if she wants to.

We went to the Rocky Mountains for our vacation.  The mountains are too beautiful.

I can’t eat this food because it’s too salty.

Amanda doesn’t like her room in the dorm.  She thinks it’s too small.

I lost your dictionary.  I’m too sorry.  I’ll buy you a new one.

A: Do you like your math course?

B: Yes.  It’s too difficult, but I enjoy it.