I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an abnormal family,
With shovel and a spade
I’ll hit you in the head,
Now that purple bastards dead!
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917
Tic tac toe
Barney got shot by G.I. Joe
Momma called the doctor
and the doctor said
Uh oh Barney’s dead
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916
I hate him
He hates me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a kick and a punch
And a bullet to his head
Now that purple freak is dead
I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)
Birthday Song Parody
Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
and you smell like one, too!
ReBoot (TV Show) Theme Song Lyrics
I come from the Net.
Through systems, peoples, and cities… to this place.
MAINFRAME.
My format: Guardian.
To mend, and defend.
To defend my new-found friends.
Their hopes… and dreams.
To defend them from… their enemies.
(music)
They say the User lives outside the Net…
And inputs games for pleasure.
No one knows for sure… but I intend to find out!
REBOOT!
Words of Discouragement
I care about now
Not past
Not future
Ur sucking now
GHIJKL
always sometimes never
always sometimes
sometimes sometimes
always sometimes
sometimes
Given
because
yes
In Class -1
no yes yes
no yes no
no yes yes
yes no no
no no no
yes
yes yes yes
yes
proof
Fuk yo bitch Ass mom
Written for the movie Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets.
–
1st off fuk ur bitch n yo fat ass mom
i fn’ed fuken her but caz of her lose pussy i couldn’t cum
yea i no dats wrong
but tryin to battle against me
you won’t last long
like the weed in ma glass bong
they call me long shlong
The tea is too cold…
I found this at school.
–
The tea is too cold
The tea is too hot. I can’t drink it.
I can’t put my dictionary in my pocket. My dictionary is too big.
An elephant is too big. A mouse is too small.
I can’t buy a boat because it’s too expensive, but Anita can buy one if she wants to.
We went to the Rocky Mountains for our vacation. The mountains are too beautiful.
I can’t eat this food because it’s too salty.
Amanda doesn’t like her room in the dorm. She thinks it’s too small.
I lost your dictionary. I’m too sorry. I’ll buy you a new one.
A: Do you like your math course?
B: Yes. It’s too difficult, but I enjoy it.
The Number Poem
1776
1492
1865
1964
1975
2001
1984
1898
1945
1918
1229
1812
The Grand Spa
Physical.
Mental.
Spiritual.
The Grand Spa
awaits you at the end of the Studio Walk
just before
the Grand Pool
Dust of yesterdays,
Leave me now and let me breathe.
I am water — yes.
Come vist,
The Grand Spa
Haven’t you waited for
this long enough?
Elements of Display
Props, chairs, furniture
Lighting lights
Color different shades
Texture rough, smooth
With dry eyes
With dry eyes
I cries
I drink your tears
So that I may eat your fears
A Complimentary Poem
Your eyes are like the rolling winds
You sweep me off my feet
And throw me into the ocean
Where I drown in your loveliness
Until you kill me with your X-Ray Eyes…