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Quote #23408

Posted on August 29, 2013 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“she needed another sports car and 5 more pieces of furniture”

– davepoobond

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Tags: car, furniture

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Elements of Display

Posted on July 21, 2013 by davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

Props, chairs, furniture

Lighting lights

Color different shades

Texture rough, smooth

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Categories: (C) Serious Poems, Poetry and Songs

Tags: A DPB Tag, chair, furniture, light

 

Joke #18634

Posted on February 21, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

“Why didn’t you wait till your husband got home?” someone asked.

“I could have,” my mother told the group,” but the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it.”

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Tags: co-worker, couch, furniture, mother

 

maaapsib

Posted on December 24, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

maaapsib – v. to cover furniture with plastic

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Tags: furniture, maaapsib, plastic, verb

 

Joke #9070

Posted on November 21, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How did Helen Keller’s mother punish her?

A: By rearranging the living-room furniture.

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Categories: (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: furniture, Helen Keller

 

yorin

Posted on September 1, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

yorin – n. furniture made out of synoes <see syno>

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Tags: furniture, noun, syno, yorin

 

strom

Posted on August 31, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

strom – n. any piece of office furniture that has been walked on by a sea gull.

Ex. Sam’s Spot Suckers specializes in removing stains from stroms!

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Tags: bird, furniture, noun, strom

 

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