Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis,
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I’m almost dead,
I crash into a telephone pole
And landed on my head!!
Tag Archives: snow
Jingle Bells Song #24443
Dashing through the snow
With one broken leg
Over the hills I go
Crashing all the way
Ha ha ha
Everyone saying die
While I go flying by
I’m on my way to the hospital
While everyone says “alright!”
Jingle Bells Song #21902
Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!
Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore
O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times
I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!
Jingle Bells Song #21901
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the snow I go
Getting stung by bees
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN DAMN
Jingle Bells Song #21818
Riding through the snow
In an armored car today,
To Arkham house he goes,
Laughing all the way.
Isley killed a plant,
Nigma failed a test,
All Bane did was rave and rant,
And so did all the rest.
Oh,
Jingle bells,
Clayface smells,
Penguin layed an egg.
Batman got the drop on them and
Put
Them
All away!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21782
Mary had a little lamb.
It’s fleas were white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went.
The fleas were sure to go.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21776
Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes,
A hunk of beef, a chicken leg and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so,
and when they carried Mary out her face was white as snow.
Quote #21190
“It’s getting warmer, and do you know what that means? Girls are getting into convertibles and driving them, while talking on cell phones and yelling at their friends on the sidewalks. I wish it was cold again. Bad drivers never drive during the winter because ‘it’s too hard’ or ‘there’s too much snow.’ Once it is no longer coat weather, the dumbest girls come out in tank tops and Dodge Neons and terrorize the streets. It’s horrible and there should be a law against it.”
– Matt Sussman
Joke #17866
Q: What kind of veggies do they eat at the North Pole?
A: Snow peas.
Quote #15269
“its snowing gold!”
– from the TV
Quote #14776
“snow… +32C here today mf. Man, my igloo is starting to melt.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14775
“Nothing good ever came out of Canada. They need money to buy more fucking snow.”
– from the Internet
Joke #13796
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow one home at my house.
Joke #13718
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do January blizzards bring?
A: Lots and lots of snow!
Joke #12337
Crime is really bad in the East in the wintertime. During the last blizzard, a bunch of kids made a snowman and five minutes after it was finished, a crook came along and mugged it.