“I’m a cool ass person”
– from a girl’s dating profile
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Quote #24112
“Being a single mom is hard. Or so I hear. I wouldn’t know, I don’t have kids.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24108
I’m really good at
“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24110
“My weakness are sweets, so if you wanna go on a Krispy Kreme run or grab a chic-fil-a oreo milkshake, I’m your girl! Haha just kidding…”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24109
“Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.
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Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24107
“I’ll never be mean first but if I’m f***ed over I’ll bring the **** out.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24074
“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24062
You should message me if
“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #24061
“People say that female dentist are intimidating, but I enjoy what I am doing.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23937
Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”
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“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23910
My self-summary
“I like to fuck guys”
Iām really good at
“Sex! What else?”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”
The six things I could never do without
“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”
On a typical Friday night I am
“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #23881
“This is probably a bad idea since I am already dating someone. Sorry guys!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
icaodoblarxouscuen
icaodoblarxouscuen – n. the unfortunate situation in which you message someone on a dating web site and they respond to you, but on second look you accidentally glossed over something very important that would have caused you to not message them, but now you are in the situation in which they responded to you and keep responding to you when you message them.
Ex. I got myself into a icaodoblarxouscuen today.
#23794: davepoobond -> clairebyoot
On Plenty of Fish…
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davepoobond: Star Trek or Star Wars?
clairebyoot: Easy- Star Wars
davepoobond: Uh oh, I don’t know how easy that is! I like them both, but I’m more into the hard sci-fi rather than the fantasy sci-fi. What’s your favorite Star Wars character?
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11 days later…
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clairebyoot: Hmmmmm the Emperor and Darth Vader actually Darth Vader is my guy I’m sticking with that. Any you?
davepoobond: Original Trilogy would probably be Han Solo, prequel trilogy would be a tie between Jar Jar and Qui Gon. Jar Jar is hilarious to me because of his voice and everyone getting mad at him being a character. Do you have a favorite movie from the series?
clairebyoot: I hate jar jar deeply this will never work. Good luck on POF
davepoobond: lol š it was a joke…
Quote #23724
“I wanna get married with someone who is white lol and love me the most and have kids,big dog but puppy,and kittens. And live in small house <3 ”
– from a girl’s dating profile