“Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.
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Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
The majority of the profile was just this. There were other parts that didn’t relate to the Confederate Flag thing so I left them out since they weren’t funny.