Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun-uh
Jack got high and popped his fly
And asked Jill if she wannna-uh
Jill said yes and popped her chest
And then they had sum fun-uh
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son-uh
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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21805
Mary had a little tit
Little tit
Little tit
Mary had a little tit
Her tits were stinky as pits.
Every where that Mary went
She got a T-H-O (Titty Hard On)
Mary had a little tit
Her bra was sure to go
Get My Doctor On the Line
Parody of “Baby One More Time,” by Britney Spears.
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There’s more than 1 way to “blow up”…
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to grow?
Into this size 9 here..
Oh baby baby
The doc should have let me know..
And now my shirt’s too tight,yeah..
He asked me how many cc’s
of silicone that I could hold..
Now-
My Double D’s are killing me..
I must confess sometimes I leak..
My shirt’s see through you can see my spine,
Give me a dime..
Get my doctor on the line!
Oh baby baby-
I wheeze when I squeeze,it true.
I can feel the bones behind them..
Oh baby baby-
Can you cut each one in two..
Or maybe I could cram them..
Before-going on MTV..
Are they big enough for my new show..?
Because-
My Double D’s are killing me..(filling me)
I must confess sometimes I leak,(sometimes I leak)
My shirt’s see through,you can see my spine-
Give me a dime..
Get my doctor on the line!
Oh baby baby-
You know I’m suppose to blow
your money on my tight brassieres..
Oh baby baby
I shouldn’t have had the hose..
Go and fill them through my right ear..
You promised me an average c-
But these basketballs are hitting my nose..
And-
My Double D’s are killing me (spilling free)
I must confess sometimes I leak (sometimes I leak)
My shirt’s see through,you can see my spine-
Give me a dime..
Get my doctor on the line!
Bird Watching and Vice-Versa
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of fish. Our hairy feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the Creamy Oriole, which builds its nest in shit trees. Early in spring we hear the Oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: “slurp, slurp.” Then the male and female get together and fuck. Later the female lays 69 eggs. Isn’t that stimulating? Another fascinating bird is the Three-Breasted Nuthatch. The Nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your rubber, and eat out of your dick. Other birds to watch out for are the Red-Crested Ass, the Red-Necked Thrush and the Yellow-Bellied Tit Sucker. Now that you know something about birds – get out there and watch!
Bad Submission #20415
Submitted through the Other submission form.
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name = IAMDIRTYMINDED
email = idvidass
use_email = yes
type = jokes
title = HAHAHA
submission = ONCE UPON A TIME U ACCIDENTELLY SHIT ON SOMEONES FACE.THAT GUY FUCKED U UP AND SAID THAT U ARE SUCHA A COOL GAY ASSHOLE MOFO HAHAHAHE ALSO SAID U STINK LIKE RABBIT POOAND UR ARMPIT SMELLS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT .HE WOULD LOVE TO SMELL AND EAT HIS OUN ?POO!!!!HE SAID POO IS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD.IT HAS VITAMIN ABCK AND ITS REALLY GOOD FOR U N U WILL FUCK UP ABOUT 1 MILLION WOMEN KISS THEIR ASS N EAT THEIR FRIED BOOBS
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20372
Boobs and buns are falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Boobs and buns are falling down
You old lady
Vacation
A vacation is when you take a trip to some sexy place with your stupid family. Usually you go to some place that is near a car or up on a head. A good vacation is one where you can ride apes, or play sex, or go hunting for boobs. I like to spend my time gargling or fucking. When parents go on vacation, they spend their time eating three pizzas a day, and fathers play golf and mothers sit around sexing. Last summer my little brother fell in a pussy and got poison Venus fly trap all over his dick. My family is going to a strip club, and I will practice partying. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very sexy and because they have to work 69 hours every day all year making enough dicks to pay for the vacation.
Exploring Caves
If you like to go fucking in stupid caves that are 248 feet underground, you should go to the gay Mammoth Caves located in a strip club. Thousands of sexy boobs go there every summer. Crawling about in caves is called “spelunking.” And it is really a stupid sport. But always go with a turdy guide so you won’t get lost. Once in the cave, you will see beautiful purple and red rocks and crystals. Huge lesbian-like things hang from the ceiling and are called “stalactites.” Huge gay things jut up from the floor and are called “stalagmites.” Caes are hom to millions of lesbian bats. Bats can fly and look like stupid rats. Spelunking is dangerous, so be sure to wear special shoes with bars on them and a hat with a battery-powered pen.
Home Hot Tubs
In the ruins of the palace of Pamela Anderson in ancient Greece, you can see a marble toilet and a tub the old Greeks used for sexing and fucking. Now, you, too, can own a genuine juicy spa and whirlpool bath. you can use it to have sex in the privacy of your own bunk. This spa is made from beautiful pubic hair black wood with a fiberglass A-bomb. Plenty of room to seat four steaks. You can sit in your personal sauna, and boiling hot acid piss shoots in from four jets. It will massage your entire boob, and it cures obscene sex. Hot boobs are an “in” thing and ar as popular in America as vending.
Wild Party
We are having a perfectly barking time this evening in the fucking home of Barney. The rooms are decorated gaily with many stylish boobs that must have cost at least 69 dollars. The guests are all freely conversationalists and are all body odorly dressed. Michael Jackson has been entertaining us by telling us about the time he showed his 69 condoms to Pamela Anderson, who mistook it for an early American chicken butt. The refreshments are homo and the idea of serving acid sperm fluid on ice showed horny imagination. Visiting here is always a corny experience.
Some Physical Laws We All Should Know
1. If you apply heat to petroleum unleaded fart, it will fuck.
2. Water always seeks its own fruit.
3. In a right triangle, the square of the dick is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two boobs.
4. Sound travels through the air at a rate of 69 dicks per second.
5. Weight: 16 ounces equals one fudgamudga.
6. If an object is floating in sperm fluid, it displaces its own pussy.
7. Everything that goes west must come east.
Crookshank
Crookshank is a very buttheady new game that is sweeping the poop. Crookshank is played with an ordinary deck of 52 boobs. Each player is dealt 69 cards. If you have two dicks and a poo, you put your hand on the table and say, “Fuck you!”
But if your opponent is slinky, this makes you gay-like. Now very horny-like count your total ass-like points. Then sex one more card to each player. Anyone who gets the queen of family jewels is automatically out. If you get the ace of boobs, this means ten points and a chance to double your skateboard.
A Fable
Once upon a time there was a very curious princess who was always poking her nose into everybody’s butts. She was in love with a good prince named Emilio, who was always giving her sexy presents. Once he gave her a diamond toilet to wear on her ass, and he bought her a smart sink to wear in her Nintendo 64.
Then one day he brought her a fast horse. As soon as she saw the slow animal, she began to examine it greatly. First she looked at the horse’s Super Nintendo, and then at its butts. Then she opened its mouth so she could look at its games. At this, the horse became crazy and bit off her boobs.
MORAL: Never look a gift horse in the butt.
Bad Submission #18974
This form was submitted: Apr 20 2005 / 19:52:45
name = Mysterious G
type = Yuck
title = Her
submission = Theres this really ugly girl and shes so fat that her vagina is the size of 3 tennis balls put togther and her boobs sag down to her chest and her ass leaks anal juice
Why do all Disney “princesses” have huge racks?
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