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Jack and Jill Parody #24676

Posted on March 31, 2016 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

Each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty.

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Jack and Jill Parody #21912

Posted on August 21, 2011 by A Squackler 2 Comments

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun-uh
Jack got high and popped his fly
And asked Jill if she wannna-uh

Jill said yes and popped her chest
And then they had sum fun-uh
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son-uh

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Tags: boobs, Jack and Jill, pants, sex, son

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Jack and Jill Parody #12096: A Modern Nursery Rhyme

Posted on June 11, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

To fetch a pail

of water.

Jack fell down

and broke his crown,

And sued the farmer

and his daughter.

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Tags: crown, daughter, farmer, hill, Jack and Jill, rhyme, water

 

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