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Jack and Jill Parody #24676

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

Each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down with two fifty.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun-uh
Jack got high and popped his fly
And asked Jill if she wannna-uh

Jill said yes and popped her chest
And then they had sum fun-uh
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son-uh

Jack and Jill

went up the hill

To fetch a pail

of water.

Jack fell down

and broke his crown,

And sued the farmer

and his daughter.