Q: What does a pig put on his cut?
A: Oinkment.
Joke #7841
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: He was afraid of the bark.
Joke #7840
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Joke #7839
Q: What is a parasite?
A: Something you see in Paris.
Joke #7838
Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
Joke #7837
Q: What is labor day?
A: That’s when mommies have their babies.
Joke #7836
Q: What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chilly dog on a bun.
Joke #7835
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite drink?
A: A bloody Mary.
Joke #7834
Q: What is a fish’s favorite country?
A: Finland.
Joke #7833
Q: Why is the baker so mean?
A: Because he beats the bread.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why are bakers mean?
A: Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs.
Joke #7832
Q: What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
A: A fence.
Joke #7831
Q: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?
A: He took the words right out of his mouth.
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Another version of this joke:
WRITER: “Last night I caught my dog chewing up the notes for my new novel.”
FRIEND: “What did you do?”
WRITER: “I took the words right out of his mouth.”
Joke #7830
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.
Joke #7829
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
Joke #7828
Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?
A: I want my mummy!