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Joke #18280

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did the mummy movie director say after shooting the last take?

A: “That’s a wrap!”

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Tags: mummy

 

Joke #18251

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

BABY MONSTER: “Can I have a mummy for Christmas?”

MOTHER MONSTER: “Yes, but you’ll have to wrap it yourself.”

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Tags: baby, Christmas, holiday stuff, monster, mother, mummy

 

Joke #18229

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

NAN: “What do you get when you cross Dracula and a mummy?”

FRAN: “I don’t know, but if it bites you the bandages come in handy.”

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Tags: bandage, Dracula, mummy

 

Joke #13791

Posted on January 3, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a gift?

A: A very tightly wrapped present.

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Tags: Christmas, gift, holiday stuff, mummy

 

Joke #13790

Posted on January 3, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why do mummies like the holidays?

A: Because of all the wrapping.

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Joke #11872

Posted on May 19, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?

A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!

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Joke #11870

Posted on May 19, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why didn’t the mummy want a telephone?

A: He always got too wrapped up in his calls!

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Joke # 11122

Posted on June 8, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a sitcom about a mummified boy-king and a kid who watches rock videos?

A: Beavis and Tut-head.

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Tags: mummy, music, rock, television

 

Joke #7828

Posted on September 28, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?

A: I want my mummy!

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Joke #5420

Posted on September 7, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves

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