Our six year old son was all excited about his Halloween costume. “I’m going to be the Pope,” he said.
“Jake, you can’t be the Pope,” I said. “You’re not Catholic. You’re Lutheran.”
Jake hadn’t thought about that. So he considered his alternatives. After a few minutes, he asked,
“Is Dracula a Lutheran?”
Q: What would you get if you crossed Dracula and a werewolf?
A: A blood-sucking fur ball.
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Abominable Snowman and Dracula?
A: A cold-blooded killer.
NAN: “What do you get when you cross Dracula and a mummy?”
FRAN: “I don’t know, but if it bites you the bandages come in handy.”
Junior Dracula waited all year for the vampire carnival. When his turn came to ride on the giant bat, it was closing time.
“Please!” he pleaded, “Why can’t I ride?”
“Sorry,” replied the operator. “You missed your turn at bat.”
Q: What did Dracula’s mother hang over his crib?
A: A blood mobile.
Q: What do you call a depressed vampire?
Q: What do you call six vampires to go?
A: A Drac Pack.
Q: When does Dracula find time to eat?
A: During a coffin break!
Q: What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
A: Any bloodhound!
Q: What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?
A: The fright before Christmas.
Q: Why did Dracula’s mom give him cough syrup?
A: Because Dracula was coffin.
First Fan: Did you see the match between Frankenstein and Dracula?
Second Fan: No. What happened?
First Fan: Frankenstein was down for the Count.
The lovesick girl waits as the fortune-teller gazes into her crystal ball.
“Do you see a boyfriend in my future?” she asks.
“Yes,” says the fortune-teller. “I see some good news and some bad news. The good news is that on this very night you will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger.”
The girl couldn’t believe her good fortune. “Oh, that’s so exciting!” she cries. “I’m dying to meet him!”
The fortune-teller raises her eyebrow. “yes, I know. You see, the bad news is that his name is Count Dracula!”
Answer: A guy who picks his nose and throws it, one who does no treat on Halloween, and Dr. Van Helsing from Dracula .
Question: Who’s a flicker, a tricker, and a wooden stake sticker?