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Jingle Bells Song #24728
Jingle bells,
Batman smells
A million miles away
Stick your fingers up your nose
Then you’ll be ok. Hey…
timatue
timatue – n. an old lady picking her nose in her car, thinking that no one is recording her doing it, but someone actually is
desu
desu – v. to play the Star-Spangled Banner through your nose
Joke #21448
Q: Why are Jew’s noses so big?
A: Air is free.
Joke #18246
Q: What’s seven feet tall, wallows in mud, and has a huge snout?
A: Pig Foot.
Joke #18089
A duck with a Band-Aid on his nose went to see his doctor.
“Are you hear about your beak?” asked the nurse.
“No,” said the duck, “I’m here about my bill.”
Picking one’s nose is generally considered
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“I’m a donkey! moo moo moo. i make donkey potty heads, that come out of my nose…POOPIES!!!!!”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15680
“He was as imaginative as Bignose who described his adventures on the moon”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15587
“My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, ‘no you don’t.'”
– Nose
Quote #15408
“I love your lil’ ol’ big nose”
– The New Scooby-Doo Movies
Joke #13807
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He has a cold!
Joke #13784
Q: Why was Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He was embarrassed!
Joke #13781
Q: Why was Rudolph chosen to lead the sleigh?
A: Because he nose better than the other reindeer.