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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24775

Posted on May 28, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

A B C D E F G

Barneys on my property

Stick a rifle up his nose

Pull the trigger, there he goes

A B C D E F G

Barneys now history

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Categories: (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: Barney, nose, rifle

 

Jingle Bells Song #24728

Posted on May 7, 2016 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Jingle bells,

Batman smells

A million miles away

Stick your fingers up your nose

Then you’ll be ok.  Hey…

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Categories: (F) Jingle Bells Songs, Poetry and Songs

Tags: Batman, finger, nose

 

timatue

Posted on March 5, 2015 by davepoobond Leave a comment

timatue – n. an old lady picking her nose in her car, thinking that no one is recording her doing it, but someone actually is

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Tags: car, nose, noun, timatue

 

desu

Posted on September 21, 2013 by davepoobond Leave a comment

desu – v. to play the Star-Spangled Banner through your nose

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Tags: desu, nose, verb

 

Joke #21448

Posted on May 15, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why are Jew’s noses so big?

A: Air is free.

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Categories: (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: air, Jewish, nose

People: Redrooster911

 

Joke #18246

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s seven feet tall, wallows in mud, and has a huge snout?

A: Pig Foot.

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Tags: Bigfoot, foot, mud, nose, pig

 

Joke #18089

Posted on February 16, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

A duck with a Band-Aid on his nose went to see his doctor.

“Are you hear about your beak?” asked the nurse.

“No,” said the duck, “I’m here about my bill.”

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Categories: Jokes

Tags: bandage, bill, bird, doctor, duck, money, nose, nurse

 

Picking one’s nose is generally considered

Posted on February 4, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Picking one's nose is generally considered

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Categories: The Squackle Quiz

Tags: booger, ear, nose

 

Quote #15810

Posted on January 18, 2011 by elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“I’m a donkey! moo moo moo. i make donkey potty heads, that come out of my nose…POOPIES!!!!!”

– elmoisfurry

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Tags: donkey, nose, poop

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Quote #15680

Posted on January 17, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“He was as imaginative as Bignose who described his adventures on the moon”

– Ms. Signs

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Tags: moon, nose

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Quote #15587

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Nose Leave a comment

“My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, ‘no you don’t.'”

– Nose

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Quote #15408

Posted on January 16, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“I love your lil’ ol’ big nose”

– The New Scooby-Doo Movies

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Tags: nose, Scooby Doo, television, The New Scooby Doo Movies

 

Joke #13807

Posted on January 3, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?

A: He has a cold!

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Tags: Christmas, cold, holiday stuff, nose, red, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

 

Joke #13784

Posted on January 3, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why was Rudolph’s nose red?

A: He was embarrassed!

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Tags: Christmas, holiday stuff, nose, red, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

 

Joke #13781

Posted on January 3, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why was Rudolph chosen to lead the sleigh?

A: Because he nose better than the other reindeer.

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Tags: Christmas, holiday stuff, nose, reindeer, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

 
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