Q: What is a room no one can enter?
A: A mushroom
Joke #24632
Q: What did the grass say to the battlefield?
A: I want to root for you
Joke #24631
Q: What did the flower say to the bike?
A: Petal
Joke #24630
Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because B’s come after them.
Joke #24629
Q: Why did the little mouse run away from home?
A: Because his father was a rat
Joke #24628
Q: Why cant a bank keep a secret?
A: Because there are too many tellers
Joke #24627
Q: What did the cake say to the candle?
A: You’re burning my back
Joke #24626
Q: What did yes say to no?
A: Maybe
Joke #24625
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania
Joke #24624
Q: What does a 500 pound parakeet say?
A: “Tweet!!!”
Joke #24623
Q: What did the book say to the page?
A: Don’t turn away from me
Joke #24622
Q: How do you fit 600 dead babies into a trunk?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get 600 dead babies out of the trunk?
A: Doritos.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24621
I hate you,
You hate me
Let Barney hang on a traffic light
Then he will drop and get ran over by cars and die.
No more purple dinosaur.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24620
I hate you!
You hate me!
Let’s go together and kill Barney!
With a battle ax and 45666 bombs!
Barney died in World War 2!
Mary Had A Little Lamb Song #24619
Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass
Everytime the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ass