Q: What did one dog detective say to the other dog detective?
A: “I think someone is tailing us.”
Joke #17986
Q: What do you call a Labrador retriever that eats only plants?
A: A fetch-etarian.
Joke #17985
Q: What dogs work for the telephone company?
A: Labrador receivers.
Joke #17984
Q: What dog keeps stepping on your toes?
A: A Mexican careless (hairless).
Joke #17983
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with lunch meat?
A: A cocker spamiel
Joke #17982: The World’s Dumbest Cat Joke
A man walked into a laundry run by cats.
“Excuse me,” said the man to the cat in charge, “but can you get this milk stain out?”
“Don’t worry,” said the cat, “we’ll have it licked in a minute.”
Joke #17981
Q: What do cats use to keep their breath fresh?
A: Mouse wash.
Joke #17980
Q: How does your cat feel when it gets stuck inside a medicine bottle?
A: Cat-a-tonic.
Joke #17979
Q: What do cats put on after a bath?
A: Purr-fume.
Joke #17978
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
A: Birds’ Eye
shrimpanzee
shrimpanzee – n. a monkey that was genetically spiced with a shrimp. Has the skills of swimming underwater for lengthy amounts of time, and throwing poop through water with nearly no water resistance.
Joke #17976
Q: What would get if you crossed a minnow with a monkey?
A: A shrimpanzee.
Joke #17975
Q: What’s black and white, furry, and doesn’t ever want to grow up?
A: Peter Pan-da.
Joke #17974
Q: What’s brown, has eight legs and a big trunk?
A: A spider coming back from vacation.
Joke #17973
Q: What were the crash dummy’s last words?
A: “Give me a brake.”