My assignment was to interview an immigrant….I know of no immigrants so I made it all up….Check out the dates I mention….(I aced history but clearly failed math….)
Dolores H. was born August 10, 1972 in Mexico city, Mexico in an area called Village Guadalupe. She was 23 when she first came to the United States in the summer of 1980.
*****She would’ve been like 11 when she came to the u.s. not 23!*****
I did go to school ,my mother really wanted me to finish high school although I wanted to work to make money for our family she said. But there werent very many good jobs for women because most men believe they are supposed to stay home. So after high school Dolores came to America. It was very difficult because I was alone ,I didnt speak English ,and I didnt have any money.she said. But there was a couple her parents knew who were living here in Ventura so they let her live with them for awhile. They helped her learn English so she could get a small job.
Coming to America ,she says, was easier for her then for a lot of people. She says some men she knew were always trying to come illegally to the U.S. to escape debt. It only took a few weeks for her to be approved, then later on she wanted to become a citizen so she had to take a difficult test to see how much she knew about the country.
I got a B+ becasue my teacher said it wasn’t long enough….
Jingle bells jingle bells, Santa Clause is dead
Teddy bear teddy bear, shot him in the head
Barbie doll barbie doll, tried to save his life
But a GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
Santa Clause is dead
Rodolph took a 44
And shot him dead, HEY!
Barbie doll, Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But GI Joe
Stabbed her with a knife, HEY!
“We’re all Mexicans except for me.”
– The Normal Teenager
“I love Mexican music because of my ethnicity and family :)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
** DO NOT EMAIL ME ..IM NOT INTO SPANISH , MEXICAN , OR BLACK GUYS!!! IM ONLY INTO WHITE GUYS!! YOU HEAR? SO SICK OF YOU GUYS EMAILING ME ASKING ME WHAT MY PROBLEM IS WITH NOT LIKING ANY OTHER TYPE OF GUYS THEN WHITE GUYS!! I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO U . DO NOT EMAIL ME!!! Thanks***
– from a girl’s dating profile
Q: Did you hear about the black guy and the Mexican who opened a restaurant?
A: It’s called Nacho Mama.
“There will always be a high class and a low class, whether its Mexico, Asia, Australia, or Bahrain. If there are two people on Mars, there will still be a high class and a low class.”
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing across the border in Tijuana, Mexico. While there, we went shopping and bought a few pieces of clay kitchenware.
As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if we had anything of value to report.
“Not really,” Maureen replied, digging in her bag for the bean crock she had purchased. Everyone around us froze as she continued, “I only bought a little pot.”
Q: What dog keeps stepping on your toes?
A: A Mexican careless (hairless).
Q: What dinosaur likes to eat enchiladas?
A: Tyrannosaurs Mex.
Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
Q: If Hungarians eat goulash and Mexicans eat tacos, what do Chinese eat?
A: Chow Mein-ly!