Submitted through the Jingle Bells Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 11 2007 / 17:17:51
name = alalalalal
email =
use_email = no
jinglesong = fuck u all fuck u all stupid fo writing stupid songs
YEAA FUCKKKK
Jingle Bells Song #24697
Jingle bells jingle bells, Santa Clause is dead
Teddy bear teddy bear, shot him in the head
Barbie doll barbie doll, tried to save his life
But a GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
Hate Mail #24696
Submitted through the Jingle Bells Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 09 2007 / 06:55:07
name =
email =
use_email = yes
jinglesong = you guys suck
Joke #24695
Q: Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?
A: At parking meteors.
Joke #24694
Q: How do small children travel?
A: In mini vans
Joke #24693
Q: What has 47 teeth and holds a monster?
A: My pants’ zipper.
Bad Submission #24692
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Apr 09 2008 / 11:46:54
name = poo
song = FUCK
Joke #24691
A blonde gets a ice fishing pole for Christmas, so she goes out to try it. She drills the hole and puts the line in and waits.
Someone says that there’s no fish there. So she moves and does the same thing, with the same answer, after many tries the blonde finally looks around and finds a man looking very frustrated watching her.
She asks “How do you know that there are no fish here?”
“Because,” the man says, “this is a Hockey rink and second you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
Bad Submission #24690
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 12 2008 / 16:53:57
name = John smith
song = That Barney’s dead. Let’s hang Barney from a tree! What does this have to do with Barney? So let’s kill the f***ing b**** that is Barney. Barney sucks. He’s bad, he sucks, and he’s a nuisance to adults everywhere. HE’S SO DUMB HE CAN’T BREATHE. Let’s hang Chemistry from a tree. And while we’re at it, let’s damage Barney’s reputation. He’s almost as bad as Chemistry. Let’s hang Barney from a tree. Let’s make Barney go on a killing spree. Barney sucks more, though. Barney had some cannibals.With a punch and a kick and a bite from here to there. Barney’s in a grave, that’s where! So no one can frickin drive in this frickin world Let’s hang them and also Barney and Chemistry. Let’s hang Barney from a tree. Let’s all plot to kill Barney. No more purple dinosaur!
Barney is a asshole
Joke #24689
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ten…
Ten who?
Tennis
Joke #24688
A blonde was walking along a river and a woman yells at her from the far bank.
“Hey,” she says, “how do you get to the other side?”
The blonde on this side thinks for a minute and then replies,
“Silly, you already ARE on the other side!”
Joke #24687
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: “Leaf” me alone!
Joke #24686
Q: Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?
A: The Grumpire State Building
Joke #24685
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log on.
Joke #24684
Q: Where do you find prehistoric cows?
A: In a mooseum.