I hate you
You hate me
We’re Jeffrey Dahmer’s family
We ate retarded Barney
Now everyone we see looks at us and jumps with glee!
I hate you
You hate me
We’re Jeffrey Dahmer’s family
We ate retarded Barney
Now everyone we see looks at us and jumps with glee!
Submitted through the Jingle Bells Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 26 2008 / 10:38:05
name = SpoonLover
jinglesong = I m in love with a spoon!
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 26 2008 / 10:35:10
userid = davepoobond
name = butthole
song = You Suck,
Guess who I’m talking about,
Barney,Barney,Barney
A blonde walks next to a railroad track one day when she see’s a brunette. The brunette is just jumping on the track, saying “21, 21, 21, 21, 21.” The blonde says “that looks like fun” and starts jumping on the track going “21, 21, 21, 21, 21.” A train sounds and the brunette jumps off but the blonde gets hit and dies.
Then the brunette gets back on and says “22, 22, 22, 22, 22.”
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The police
The police who?
Your parents are dead.
Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 20 2008 / 19:42:55
name = bitch plz
qjoke = What do boys do after having sex?????????????????????they nut every got damn where and they nut in yo got damn mouth
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bitch
Bitch who?
Bitch ima beat yo ass!
Q: If 40 bisexual blondes get into a bed who comes out first?
A: The blonde whip they were using.
Submitted through the Blonde Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 02 2008 / 19:00:00
name = samj
email =
use_email = no
bjoke = Q:two blonds and one bisexual were playing smack the dirty ho.A: All three are the dirty ho
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s punch Barney to the clouds
Then he’ll come down not so proud
And that’s how he died so we were proud
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Apr 19 2008 / 04:18:46
name = barney dieses
email = emmadave
use_email = yes
song = banenry you suck dick you will diey cuse will put a bulit in you head.how likes zoey101 and icarly jack and josh the naked bothers band sponge bod ned dei class of id shcool scvier gide.hto dance on sunset do you wath nick this are all the shows zoey101 is my favotie,
Submitted through the Fan Mail submission form. Maybe ironically?
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This form was submitted: Mar 21 2007 / 21:33:57
name = SKREW YOU
fanmail = SKREW YOUR SITE. THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DEAD BABIES YOU DIRT BAG LOSER
Submittred through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 21 2007 / 04:39:39
name = Evil Duck
email = fake@fakanoid.com
use_email = yes
song = I love Chemistry.
I love Barney, you love me,
Lets go swimming in the sea
With a huge snorkel and diving things
And lets go blast the starfish rings.
HAHAHAHAHA beat that,
I hate this
This hates me
Some geek needs some therapy
About some stuff bout chemistry
Get a grip and grow up pwee
Joy to the world
Santas dead
We barbecued his head
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down with some potties
We feed the rest to dogs, we fed the rest to dogs
Oh yeah I’m hot baby