Hello, I shortened the category list a little bit because the one that is packaged with WordPress was apparently bogging the site down severely. You should see a noticeable increase in the speed of the site now.
I don’t like that there aren’t post counts associated with certain sections, but I’ll try and figure out a way to re-implement them. Oh well.
I also moved some links from the right side to the left side, and changed up the sharing thing over there too.
I hearth back to Stormwind and see Jake talking in General Chat…
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[1] [Jake]: and im gonna contest it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1] [Sharlo]: gl with that
[1] [davepoobond]: contest?
[1] [davepoobond]: what do you win
[1] [Jake]: your mom
[1] [davepoobond]: sounds like a loser’s prize
[1] [Jake]: it is
[1] [davepoobond]: so what do you actually win
[1] [Jake]: don worry bout it
[1] [davepoobond]: who’s he
[1] [Jake]: you migh be one of the smartest people in wow
[1] [davepoobond]: wow, thank you. if it wasnt laced with an amazing amount of credulity i might just be appreciative
[1] [Jake]: shut up
[1] [Jake]: you are your child’s best role model
[1] [davepoobond]: im going to contest that statement Jake
[1] [Jake]: im going to contest you
[1] [davepoobond]: wow thank you, sounds fun
[1] [Jake]: are you trying to troll me or something? do you realize that’s a word?
[1] [davepoobond]: yeah you can make up words every day
[1] [Jake]: lol aright mang
[1] [davepoobond]: see you just did it again like 5 more times
[1] [Jake]: yeah
[1] [Jake]: i made up the word contest
[1] [davepoobond]: you’re cool bro, tell me more about how old you are! LOLOL
[1] [Jake]: im 45 fat balding
[1] [Jake]: and getting ready to blow my brains out
[1] [davepoobond]: lemme guess you walked to school in the snow and it was uphill
[1] [davepoobond]: you’re so old you listen to justin bieber lol
In World of Warcraft’s trade channel…
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[2] [Duenun]: does anyone know if enhancement shamans suck now?
[2] [davepoobond]: all shamans suck
[2] [Rabidsquirel]: What’s your definition of suck?
[2] [Duenun]: really??
[2] [davepoobond]: when you get pleasure
[2] [Hanos]: ROFL
In the trade chat channel, in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME”
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Slushie: So wait….you’re asking people to pay you 250g up front for the 1% chance at a mount drop that can easily be soloed by any 85?
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: im glad you caught on
Slushie: Havent gotten any bites have you
davepoobond: yes, by people who can’t read
Slushie: yeah get used to that
davepoobond: no shit
davepoobond: i make my money solely on exploiting the retards in this game
davepoobond: it brightens my day knowing there’s someone of lesser intelligence than i
In the trade chat channel in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME”
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Nightwoker: hm is it
Nightwoker: i mean lvl
davepoobond: what?
Nightwoker: nvm
Nightwoker: wrong person
I was doing the Rock Lobster fishing daily in Stormwind when…
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Ghoest: how do you cloleck them
davepoobond: what
Ghoest: the lobster it ownt let me
davepoobond: idk man you right click them
Ghoest: dont got that option AHHHH
In the trade chat channel in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME. DO NOT WANT TO BUY YOUR NERD RAGE”
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Cantevennerf: NERD RAGE 50G MAN I SWEAR ITS TOP-TIER RAGE
davepoobond: SORTA WANT
davepoobond: AT FIRST I WAS LIKE D:
davepoobond: THEN I WAS LIKE D:
In the trade chat channel in World of Warcraft I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME.”
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Btk: anyone can solo the first boss in kara, your stupid
davepoobond: you’re stupider for complaining
Btk: problem?
davepoobond: x + y = z
davepoobond: solve for y
Btk: y= your mum x=my wood z= you
davepoobond: hello, how has your day been today
Btk: deal with it
::davepoobond rings up a Scantron for a girl. It comes out to 27 cents and she dumps her crap on the counter, digging through her huge purse trying to get change.::
Girl (in a seemingly joking manner): “Sorry, I’m so disorganized”
davepoobond: “Oh, it’s okay. I charge five dollars for overnight parking.”
Girl (really angry all of a sudden): “I’M NOT GOING TO BE HERE THAT LONG!”
::Girl pays for her Scantron and leaves::
– at davepoobond’s job
hreet – n. a voodoo concoction consisting of Skittles and water.
The Cashier Quiz is the quiz that contains all the Cashiering questions created. Test your know-how of how to be a cashier by answering these questions. Any new questions created will be added here.
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Loading ...Maw: Paw, git up. It’s time to fuck the hogs and milk the trees.
Paw: Milk the trees??? Listen, I milked them last night.
Maw: Well, git up. Listen, the old red cow is crowing.
Paw: What’s fer breakfast? Corn pone and black-eyed poop?
Maw: No. I got some nice fried beer belly.
Paw: Good. After breakfast I’ll slap the chickens and I’ll have to fix the still.
Maw: What’s wrong with the still?
Paw: It’s turning out pee instead of moonshine. I think I’ve been putting too much meat in the mash.
Maw: Well, don’t forget to take your rifle, Paw. If a Revenue Agent spots you you can shoot him in the arse.
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of fish. Our hairy feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the Creamy Oriole, which builds its nest in shit trees. Early in spring we hear the Oriole give its mating call, which sounds like this: “slurp, slurp.” Then the male and female get together and fuck. Later the female lays 69 eggs. Isn’t that stimulating? Another fascinating bird is the Three-Breasted Nuthatch. The Nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your rubber, and eat out of your dick. Other birds to watch out for are the Red-Crested Ass, the Red-Necked Thrush and the Yellow-Bellied Tit Sucker. Now that you know something about birds – get out there and watch!
Parody of “Hey Diddle Diddle”
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Hi, diddle, diddle, the fish and the fiddle.
The turds jumped over the goon.
The little dog laughed to see such a sport,
And the dish ran away with the loon.
Scene: A restaurant (where else?)
Customer: Oh, waitress! Would you bring me a drink? I’d like a dry cum on the rocks, with a twist of peach.
Waitress: All right, sir. Will you order your dinner too?
Customer: Yes, I’ll have the roast prime teachers of beef with the lung pudding.
Waitress: We’re out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin Eric with a spicy green salad?
Customer: No, thanks. I’d rather have the smooth fried chicken.
Waitress: We’re out of that, too. How about fried Erics?
Customer: No, thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island lesbian?
Waitress: No, but why don’t you try our brown goulash with homemade weiner sauce?
Customer: Oh, never mind. Just bring me a shot egg sandwich and a cup of black sylvia