In the trade chat channel, in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:

“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME”

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Slushie: So wait….you’re asking people to pay you 250g up front for the 1% chance at a mount drop that can easily be soloed by any 85?

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: im glad you caught on

Slushie: Havent gotten any bites have you

davepoobond: yes, by people who can’t read

Slushie: yeah get used to that

davepoobond: no shit

davepoobond: i make my money solely on exploiting the retards in this game

davepoobond: it brightens my day knowing there’s someone of lesser intelligence than i