Scene: A restaurant (where else?)
Customer: Oh, waitress! Would you bring me a drink? I’d like a dry cum on the rocks, with a twist of peach.
Waitress: All right, sir. Will you order your dinner too?
Customer: Yes, I’ll have the roast prime teachers of beef with the lung pudding.
Waitress: We’re out of that. How about a sizzling sirloin Eric with a spicy green salad?
Customer: No, thanks. I’d rather have the smooth fried chicken.
Waitress: We’re out of that, too. How about fried Erics?
Customer: No, thanks. Do you have any roast Long Island lesbian?
Waitress: No, but why don’t you try our brown goulash with homemade weiner sauce?
Customer: Oh, never mind. Just bring me a shot egg sandwich and a cup of black sylvia