Category Archives: Site Updates

Updates from the past and future.

UPDATE 1-31-03

davepoobond: whoops…put this update up a little too soon. eveything should work now

SoyBeans: hhehehe

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1650 words, 40 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new layout

The Screwed Up Games – Chip Buffington (PC) (Rating: 7/10), The Infiltrator Deathmatch (PC) (Rating: 9.5/10)

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Miss Lionel Richie, Evil Dr. Hawking

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Documentary: Behind The Lyrics – Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets

Poems – The Rain in Bahrain, Oh my god!, The Truth About my Family

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, Around School, Ms. Boms, davepoobond

Songs – Popeye Songs, The Midget Song, Jingle Bells Songs

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other Junk – Interesting Facts

UPDATE 1-28-03

davepoobond: I’m blue da ba dee ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba die….I’M BLUE

Nose: I’m off finding forrester

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1610 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 26, SEAN IM, fartsinajar IM 2

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: The Jester Guild Union, Commercial: Anti-Anxiety – The Control for Anxiety

Stories – ***SeX eDuCaTiOn*** – Little Johnny gets some education, Natural Selection – natural selection is so crazy, Hannah Is a Palindrome – (as told by dave) a girl who has a name like a palindrome is retarded, The Number Story – a story with numbers…

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, Boxtop11, Video Games

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 55, Bad Submission 56, Bad Submission 57

UPDATE 1-24-03

davepoobond: Hey hey, come on in and chat in the Squackle! Chat Room WHILE you “surf” the site. yeah, i know its a gay term

Nose: I’ve been locked in a cruise ship brig and would like to be there but I have to finish my chores first

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1560 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – lots of games to download

Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 24, Blind Bubba IM 10, elmoisfurry IM 25, Soup Nazi IM 3, agentbond IM, Narcleptic fiend IM, fartsinajar IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – The Barney Love Connection Episode 1, Commercial: Queer-ker Oatmeal

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 52, Bad Submission 53, Bad Submission 54

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

UPDATE 1-20-03

Here’s a quote for you

“And we didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids” and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, & it was just one screen forever! And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!”-unknown-

– Squackle.com

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1510 words, 30 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – lots of games to download

Downloads – a new, cooool rating system, check it out

Squackle Quotes – Mrs. Price Check, Mr. P-yooson, Around School, davepoobond, Ms. Boms, Movies, Mrs. Biology Bitch, TV, The Internet

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 9, hotstuff IM, elmoisfurry IM 22, elmoisfurry IM 23

Jokes – Blonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes

Other Junk – Dr. Squackle, Interesting Facts, Things to Ponder

UPDATE 1-16-03

davepoobond: i COULD say something really stupid, but i’ll leave it up to Nose…

Nose: blow me

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1480 words, 20 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – MercuryLight IM, SparkinPhillys IM, Blind Bubba IM 8, elmoisfurry IM 21

Questionable Content / Movies – John Von Episode 1

Jokes – They Beat Me

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 49, Bad Submission 50, Bad Submission 51

Holiday Stuff – Cheap Halloween Costumes

Poems – SPLAT, Little Girl Blue, Jack Be Nimble

UPDATE 1-11-03

davepoobond: what to say…what to say…………..err….i gotta vacuum my house…

SoyBeans: wtf.. ? lol

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1460 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Draxus IM, Soup Nazi IM 2, elmoisfurry IM 20

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: The Death of Mrs. Stickums, Documentary: Pablo and Georges, Commercial: SAddle SAndbags, Commercial: One Quart Bucket of Urine, Commercial: Jack in the Crack, Commercial: Cliploc Bags, Commercial: Mike Tyson Mean Bean Rotisserie Machine Grill

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 46, Bad Submission 47, GAY Submission 48

UPDATE 1-03-03

davepoobond: whoohoo first update of the new year….::fart:: ‘scuse me…i got too excited

elmoisfurry: ::flicks you off::

Blind Bubba: bum

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1450 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Christmas Crunch (PC)

Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 19, nicole3894 IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 4

Downloads / Games and Fun Thingys

Squackle Quiz – Quiz Questions 46+

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 43, Bad Submission 44, Bad Submission 45

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, Around School, TV, Mr. P-yooson, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies, Radio, Holmes, Blind Bubba, Mrs. Price Check, Mrs. Dolt, Boxtop11, ZEN, Books

UPDATE 12-30-02

davepoobond: yayyy…happy new year….::snore::

elmoisfurry: shove it shove it shove it

SoyBeans: you have weird teachers

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1440 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Short Film: Clinton Face, Movie: Jim-Bob-Bob-Jim

Stupid IMs – GirlNextDoor3QTx IM, elmoisfurry IM 17, elmoisfurry IM 18

Squackle Quiz – Quiz Questions 46+

Squackle! Advertisement Gallery – Squackle! Advertisement 4, Squackle! Banner 1, Squackle! Banner 2

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 40, Bad Submission 41, Bad Submission 42

UPDATE 12-23-02

davepoobond: get ready for some ultra-cool flash movies, cuz i have flash and i’m starting to use it!

Holmes: VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT!

elmoisfurry: fuck.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1430 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – stlboy IM, davepoobond IM 14, elmoisfurry IM 15, elmoisfurry IM 16, davepoobond IM 15

Downloads – Games and Fun Thingys

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Daves Of Our Lives Episode 5

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 37, Bad Submission 38, Bad Submission 39

UPDATE 12-13-02

davepoobond: bwah!

stimpyismyname: dave sucks, unfortunately, so do I

Holmes: I own you all assholes

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1420 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – mysterygirl744 IM, horneheather62 IM, Katie18F3888 IM, sara IM, bigmcd IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Bye Bye Family, Movie: The Case of the Missing X Box’s Box

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Songs – Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bride Is Falling Down Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, TV

UPDATE 12-04-02

davepoobond: i got this file that was supposed to be metallica covering pearl jam – jeremy. but its just 3 guys being idiots and singing the whole thing with the actual song. but i like it!

Holmes: There are three types of people in this world…those who can count, and those who can’t

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1410 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up World– Anti-Blue Jay Campaign, Oatmeal, Ducks As Food???, The Heaven and Hell Theory, The Cheetoes Conspiracy, The “lol” Theory

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 7, Tiffanygirl 0108 IM, elmoisfurry IM 14

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Egg Head King of the Yolk Folk, Hillman The Marvelous, K

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Movies, davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes

Other Junk – Assicons

UPDATE 11-30-02

davepoobond: help us out and visit our sponsors at the bottom of the page once in a while.

elmoisfurry: fuck fuck fuck ahahaa…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1400 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Super Secure Trash Cans, Commercial: Old Man Soda, Commercial: Regurgitated Dehydrated Instant Soup, Commercial: Radio Carpet, Commercial: Radiator Carpet, Commercial: Radioactive Carpet, Commercial: Aguafina, Commercial: Poop E. Pizza, Commercial: Squackle! Shop, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 4

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 34, Bad Submission 35, Bad Submission 36

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

UPDATE 11-25-02

davepoobond: help us out and visit our sponsors at the bottom of the page once in a while.

elmoisfurry: who cares? who cares?

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1390 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – The Pump Girls Episode 4, The Pump Girls Episode 5, The Pump Girls Episode 6, The Pump Girls Episode 7, The Pump Girls Episode 8

Jokes – Quicky Jokes

Stupid IMs – OooO HaiIeY OooO IM, Fajita Bum IM 2, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Around School, TV

The Screwed Up Town – Hot Pix (this was on a computer, and it’ll be shown like how it was)

UPDATE 11-20-02

davepoobond: use WWW.SQUACKLE.COM

elmoisfurry: mmmmh…….yeaaaaaa….::waves his finger::

stuff updated/put up:

Register at the Squackle! Bulletin Board – register, and join the fun! yayyyyyyyyyyy…………..

Dictionary – 1380 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – The Stupidest IM, another stupid IM, Another funny IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Daves Of Our Lives Episode 1, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 2, Daves Of Our Lives Episode 3

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Rorman Gorman Borman, Bread Woman

UPDATE 11-13-02

davepoobond: yeah, finally after 3 years, we have www.squackle.com. I hope you use it with pride.

elmoisfurry: ::flicks dave off::

stuff updated/put up:

Register at the Squackle! Bulletin Board – come here and post…now…

Dictionary – 1370 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Emma-Lou IM, FrogInBlender IM, Flamable Lector IM

Poems – Limericks

The Screwed Up Games – The Sims Online (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Star Fox (N64) Gripe, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (Rating: 10/10)

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Squackle Quotes – elmoisfurry, The Internet, Ms. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Around School, Mrs. Stickums, Ms. Signs, Movies, TV, Radio