Category Archives: Site Updates

Updates from the past and future.

UPDATE 4-02-03

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMs – collegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Songs – Jingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health Stories – Ken’s Muscles

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87

UPDATE 3-27-03

Pick of March 27, 2003

davepoobond: pineapple wedges are soooo gooodddd

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up People – Rosie O’Donnel: Justice Files, sisterpoobond: My Reaction to the Outsiders, All About Me!, Our Alien

The Screwed Up Games – Osamuraisann (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Resilience (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up Town – Suck Up Letter, A Bus Ride

Stupid IMs – Tortuga IM

Songs – Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

Jokes – Knock Knock Jokes

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, Ms. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, TV, Misc. Quotes, Movies, Radio, Mrs. Stickums

UPDATE 3-21-03

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Pictures – Die Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World – Plastic Straws

Songs – Popeye Songs

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / Movies – Amigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMs – lizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

Poems – The infamous “dave” poem

Songs – Bicycle Race

UPDATE 3-18-03

Pick of March 18, 2003

davepoobond: ok, i got rid of that flash thing, so i guess the page loads faster now…yay…

Blind Bubba: u suk

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2200 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, Dictionary-type Downloads, 10 ways not to spell kangaroo

Questionable Content / Movies – Amigos, your mom

Squackle! Online Dating Service – links fixed, now you can actually USE it…so DO IT NOW

The Screwed Up Games – Firewerks Maker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Fort Defender (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Annihilation (PC) (Rating: 4/10)

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Dead or Alive

Stupid IMs – lizzyakachivis IM, Cage IM, kitty IM, sandygurl IM, isuck IM, partlycloudy IM, masteryoda IM, punk_rocker_4_life IM, r_carter IM, doomsday IM

Poems – The infamous “dave” poem

Songs – Bicycle Race

UPDATE 3-14-03

Pick of March 14, 2003

davepoobond: enjoy The Gaytrix….har har..it took me 2 years to finish and put up, but its finally up.

Blind Bubba: “Korean Hardcore Asian Thumbs” i searched for dark age of camelot and i got that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: The Gaytrix

Animations – kibble and bits, monkeys revenge

Stupid IMs – Tsenn IM 2, LuvinxAmanda1979 IM, elmoisfurry IM 27

The Screwed Up Games – GMPet (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 79, Bad Submission 80, Bad Submission 81

Songs – Popeye Songs, STORY BOUT A GRILL, sung to the song “Absolutely,” by Nine Days

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

The Screwed Up World – Popups are like mythical hydras, Don’t ever miss the toilet

UPDATE 3-7-03

davepoobond: ok, this is mainly an update of stuff that was submitted…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up World– add on, Marshmellows: The Cure to Anthrax

The Screwed Up Games – Clintario (PC) (Rating: 6/10)

Jokes – Blonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Serious Poems – you are my love

Poems – An Ode To King Mongkut

Songs – Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Smarty Pants

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 76, Bad Submission 77, Bad Submission 78

UPDATE 3-2-03

davepoobond: Post on the Bulletin Board! its funnnnnnnn!

Adman: THAT CORNED BEEF IS PRETTY DARN CORNED!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Fun Tournament (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Ghostie (PC) (Rating: 6/10), Ghostie 2 (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Speed Cookie (PC) (Rating: 3/10)

Questionable Content / Movies – davepoobond vs. blowthetoad 2, The Square-Enix Deal, My Name Is Asshole, puke

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Robot Porn

Submit To Squackle – Picture Submission – only submit .gif, .jpg and .png pictures here

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 73, Bad Submission 74, Bad Submission 75

UPDATE 2-26-03

davepoobond: today’s a day to rejoice. there are 2000 words in the dictionary. do you know how much 2000 is? its…2000!

Holmes: shut up or I’ll take you out like a fat ass in a dodge-ball game

stimpyismyname: go download games at button man games

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Decay Haven (PC) (Rating: 5/10), Ness’ Christmas Journey (Rating: 9/10)

Questionable Content / QC Characters – blowthetoad

Stupid IMs – ooO HaIey Ooo IM, GLoRiA BabY 907 IM, amanda585345 IM, honky IM

Chat Room Stuff – The Squackle! Chat Room

Jokes – Blonde Jokes

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Homeworkaway, Daves of Our Lives Episode 6

Squackle Quotes – Around School, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 70, Bad Submission 71, Bad Submission 72

UPDATE 2-22-03

davepoobond: comon people! find your match at the Squackle! Online Dating Service!

stimpyismyname: Learn to Drive, or just download the game. Ha…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – My First Flash, The Scribble Show Episode 1, The Scribble Show Episode 2, The Scribble Show Episode 3, The Scribble Show Episode 4, Kinky Stick Sex 1, Kinky Stick Sex 2

The Screwed Up Games – Arena (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Game Maker Poker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Missile Wave 2 (PC) (Rating: 9/10)

Squackle Quotes – Mrs. Dolt, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 67, Bad Submission 68, Bad Submission 69

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 8

UPDATE 2-17-03

davepoobond: welcome to hell….::shrug::

Blind Bubba: “A complicated friendship is the case for any friendship.” (pg.1 Becky Essay)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1900 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle! Online Dating Service

Questionable Content / Movies – davepoobond vs. blowthetoad, great, melt, man, pooman, dumb andy

Stupid IMs – Adman IM 2, urgirl7467 IM, SmarterChild IM 2

The Screwed Up Games – Jetpack Joe (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Dowtown in Crazy Town (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Elfish Wars (PC) (Rating: 0/10), The Snarf Game (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 64, Bad Submission 65, Bad Submission 66

Serious Poems – Jason Ryan Qualls Poems

UPDATE 2-13-03

davepoobond: radio killed the video star?

Holmes: Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, The Amazing List of Palindromes

The Screwed Up Games – Slick Spike (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up Country – USA: College Drinking Out Of Control

The Screwed Up World – The Year Theory

Stupid IMs – jenniferK001 IM, davepoobond IM 16, Automatic Man IM, RAMFREAK IM, SmarterChild IM, davepoobond IM 17

The Hate Mail Archive – Hate Mail 4

Songs – Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 61, Bad Submission 62, Bad Submission 63

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes

UPDATE 2-9-03

davepoobond: I can’t wait for Power Rangers Ninja Storm! And how about those new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1800 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new games to download

The Screwed Up Games – Cyclop Force (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Table Top Soccer (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMs – Fajita Bum IM 3, davepoobond IM 4, davepoobond IM 5, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM 2, blondebo177ber69 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – The Reindeer Show Episode 1, The Ugly Bunch Episode 1, Commercial: Jam Jam Cam

Other Junk – Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 3, Fan Mail 4, Fan Mail 5, Fan Mail 6, Fan Mail 7

The Hate Mail Archive – Hate Mail 1, Hate Mail 2, Hate Mail 3

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 58, Bad Submission 59, Bad Submission 60

UPDATE 2-6-03

davepoobond: yet another not-so-great update…but hey, its better than today’s episode of Home Improvement, eh eh?  anyone with me?  hello?

SoyBeans: just use that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1750 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new games to download

Essays of Definition – Peace

Stupid IMs – RLPUNTER IM, BAA IM

Songs – Jingle Bells Songs, Poop on My Finger, Popeye Songs

Submit To Squackle – Fan Mail Submission, Hate Mail Submission, The Fan Mail Archive, The Hate Mail Archive

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 1, Fan Mail 2

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Squackle Sports Arena – Whack It or Crack It Rules

UPDATE 2-4-03

davepoobond: ok this isn’t a very funny update, most is just a buncha junk that was submitted, and i finally got it up…so yeah..

SoyBeans: brb mom yelling..

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1700 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – games to download

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – PSA: Pornography, Commercial: Gay Spray, PSA: Don’t do Drugs (Please)

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Squackle Sports Arena – Shit Whack Rules, Redneck Tornado Surfing Rules

Songs – Jingle Bells Songs, Popeye Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

Serious Poems – A Little Prayer

Stupid IMs – ZoeOnAOL IM

Squackle Quotes – Movies, Misc. Quotes