Q: Why did the fleas flee the boy who never washed?
A: They were chased away by the lice.
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Joke #11214
Q: Why did the leech’s relatives want to get rid of him?
A: Because he was a drain on the family.
Joke #11213
Q: How are rotting bodies like nature artists?
A: They eventually draw flies.
Joke #11212
Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when he hits a windshield?
A: His tail.
Joke #11211
Q: Why don’t leeches go after young children?
A: Because they will drink no blood before it’s time.
Joke #11210
Q: Why do gnats fly into your mouth at night?
A: Because it’s too dark to find your nostrils.
Joke #11209
Q: What happened to the firefly before he hit the windshield?
A: His life flashed before his eyes.
Joke #11208
Q: Why wouldn’t the cadaver see his friends after he started to decompose?
A: He felt like he was losing face.
Joke #11207
Q: After the cadaver dressed up for the funeral, what did his friends say?
A: “Death becomes you.”
getupthur
getupthur – n. a group of masked Mexican kids that fight monsters
Joke #11205
Q: What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?
A: Brown chicken, brown cow.
greengrocer
greengrocer – n. the unsightly result of a grocer who’s been dipped in chlorophyll
pickled feet
pickled feet – n. a food delicacy that even a pig wouldn’t eat
truffles
truffles – n. a dessert craze that has mushroomed in popularity
dung beetle
dung beetle – n. a beetle whose home is really a dump