Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can get away from the blacks.
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The World’s Silliest Insect Songs
“I’m in the Mood for Larva (Love)” by Kate R. Pillar
“Leggy Sue” by Cent I. Pede
“Jump” by Gus Hopper
“You Bite (Light) Up My Life” by T.C. Fly
Joke #17940
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
A: Fly fishing.
Quote #15814
“Flies smell bad when you burn them, poo poo!”
– elmoisfurry
Joke #13357
Q: Why did the fly play outfield?
A: To catch the fly balls.
Joke #13272
RON: “Did you hear about the scientist who tried to invent fly paper and couldn’t find the right formula?”
DON: “Did he give up?”
RON: “No, he stuck to it.”
Joke #13088
Did you hear about the loony outfielder who thought he was a frog? He caught flies on his tongue.
Joke #13051
I feel as unhappy as a fly on a frog’s tongue.
Joke #12164
CUSTOMER: “Waiter, what is this fly doing in my ice cream?”
WAITER: “Maybe he likes winter sports.”
Joke #11544
Q: What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Joke #11213
Q: How are rotting bodies like nature artists?
A: They eventually draw flies.
Joke #11184
Q: Why was Spider-Man offended when the waiter brought his soup?
A: There was no fly in it.
Joke #11154
Q: How are smelly feet like pesky flies?
A: You can shoe them all you want but they won’t go away.
Joke #10817
Q: How did the kid get the fly out of his milk?
A: He just skimmed the top.
Joke #10774
Q: Why do flies eat throw-up?
A: It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.