Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bitch
Bitch who?
Bitch ima beat yo ass!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bitch
Bitch who?
Bitch ima beat yo ass!
Q: If 40 bisexual blondes get into a bed who comes out first?
A: The blonde whip they were using.
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s punch Barney to the clouds
Then he’ll come down not so proud
And that’s how he died so we were proud
I hate this
This hates me
Some geek needs some therapy
About some stuff bout chemistry
Get a grip and grow up pwee
Joy to the world
Santas dead
We barbecued his head
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down with some potties
We feed the rest to dogs, we fed the rest to dogs
Oh yeah I’m hot baby
Jingle bells jingle bells, Santa Clause is dead
Teddy bear teddy bear, shot him in the head
Barbie doll barbie doll, tried to save his life
But a GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
Q: What has 47 teeth and holds a monster?
A: My pants’ zipper.
A blonde gets a ice fishing pole for Christmas, so she goes out to try it. She drills the hole and puts the line in and waits.
Someone says that there’s no fish there. So she moves and does the same thing, with the same answer, after many tries the blonde finally looks around and finds a man looking very frustrated watching her.
She asks “How do you know that there are no fish here?”
“Because,” the man says, “this is a Hockey rink and second you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ten…
Ten who?
Tennis
A blonde was walking along a river and a woman yells at her from the far bank.
“Hey,” she says, “how do you get to the other side?”
The blonde on this side thinks for a minute and then replies,
“Silly, you already ARE on the other side!”
Q: How do you fit 600 dead babies into a trunk?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get 600 dead babies out of the trunk?
A: Doritos.
I hate you,
You hate me
Let Barney hang on a traffic light
Then he will drop and get ran over by cars and die.
No more purple dinosaur.
I hate you!
You hate me!
Let’s go together and kill Barney!
With a battle ax and 45666 bombs!
Barney died in World War 2!
Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass
Everytime the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ass
I hate you, you hate me.
Let’s gang up and kill Barney.
With a kick to the nuts and a punch to the jaw.
Kids watching it will shout HOORAH!