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Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8589: Firestarter -> lizzyakachivis

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Firestarter: hi lo

lizzyakachivis: asl

Firestarter: 483.67/depends/all of the above

lizzyakachivis: what

Firestarter: xatly

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: well

Firestarter: r u?

Firestarter: ANSWER ME!

lizzyakachivis: what i wasn’t paying attention

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady?

lizzyakachivis: yea

Firestarter: I FIGURED THAT MUCH

Firestarter: NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

lizzyakachivis: i’m very wil and i’m very sexy

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: NOW SOMETHING ELSE

lizzyakachivis: and you tell me something i dont know

Firestarter: WELL I OPEN MOUTH KISSED A HORSE ONCE

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: IM NOT LYING

lizzyakachivis: yea you actually did that

Firestarter: OR DID I?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE?

lizzyakachivis: i would have to say that once i humped this guy when he wasn’t looking

lizzyakachivis: it was a dare

Firestarter: U REALLY R A SICK LITTLE FREAK ARENT YOU!?

lizzyakachivis: yep

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: GO AWAY NOW!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: IM SERIOUS

Firestarter: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

Firestarter: BYE

Firestarter: SICK FREAK!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

lizzyakachivis: damn

lizzyakachivis: at least i didn’t kiss a fucken horse

Firestarter: UR ON CANDID CAMERA!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: GO TO WWW.SQUACKLE.COM IT IS ALL ABOUT STUPID POST LIKE THIS YOU WERE CHOSEN AS A RANDOM VICTIM NO HARD FEELINGS K?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: SORRY IF YOU WERE OFFENDED IN ANY WAY

lizzyakachivis: no i wasn’t

lizzyakachivis: i wasn’t telling the true anyway

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8588: Firestarter -> kitty

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Firestarter: HI

kitty: hello

kitty: asl?

Firestarter: 3.149526935…../Z/ STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

kitty: hm?

Firestarter: PI

Firestarter: DO YOU LIKE TO BURN THINGS

Firestarter: ?????

kitty: sure

kitty: weirdo

Firestarter: IM WIERD?

Firestarter: DID YOU JUST INSULT ME OR SOMETHING?

Firestarter: WELL DID YOU? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: GREAT NOW I M LEFT HERE TO HAVE A CONVER SATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: SO HOWS IT GOIN

Firestarter: NOT BAD U/

Firestarter: PRETTY GOOD BUT I HATE THOSE COWARDLY PEOPLE THAT TRY TO INSULT
YOU BUT SUCK AT IT

Firestarter: YEAH AND THEN THEY RUN AWAY AND THINK THEY DID SOMETHING COOL

Firestarter: I HATE THAT

Firestarter: ME TOO

Firestarter: ALL OF YOU THAT DO THAT SUCK!

Firestarter: HELL YEAH

Firestarter: THEY SHOULD DIE OF EBOLA AND BE DIPPED IN FULL SYTRENGH HYDROCHLORIC ACID!

Firestarter: OR HOW BOUT NOT YOU STUPID PSYCHO!

Firestarter: YOU SAY PSYCHO LIKE ITS A BAD THING!

Firestarter: I GUESS YOUR RIGHT

Firestarter: OR I COULD SEE A THERAPIST TO SORT OUT MY SHIZOPHRENIA

Firestarter: WHY

Firestarter: THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IS CHEAP

Firestarter: YOULL SEE

Firestarter: OK THAT SOUNDS WORTH A TRY SEE U LATER

Firestarter: OK BYE

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8587: Firestarter -> sandygurl

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Firestarter: HI

sandygurl: hi

Firestarter: HOW R U

sandygurl: fine

Firestarter: KOOL

sandygurl: u?

Firestarter: NOT GOOD IM DYSLEXIC SO FORGUVE MT YTPENGI

sandygurl: oh

Firestarter: I M AN INSOMNIAC SO I DONT SLEEP BUT ON RARE OCCASIONS

sandygurl: i have read about people who r dyslexic

Firestarter: I AM ALSO SCHIZOPHRENIC PARANOIA SO THE VOICES SCARE ME AND I CANT EVEN HOLD A NONVIOLENT CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: IT SUCKS BEING ME

sandygurl: wow

sandygurl: u should love yourself

Firestarter: U R THE FIRST PERSON TO BELIVERK MY

sandygurl: thats sad

Firestarter: I WOULDNT KNOW I DONT EXPERIENCE HUMAN EMOTION SUCH AS SADNESS

Firestarter: WWW.SQUACKLE.COM

sandygurl: whats that?

Firestarter: THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE ME

Firestarter: BUT NOT AS BAD

Firestarter: THEY ARE PSYCHO

Firestarter: BUT NOT BAD PSYCHO

sandygurl: hey u want me 2 add u 2 my list?u can talk 2 me or just let out all your anger

Firestarter: I WAS JUST JOKING

Firestarter:

Firestarter:

Firestarter: WOW

Firestarter: THAT FELT GOOD

sandygurl: what?

Firestarter: BUT I REALLY M PATANOID AND DYSLEXIC

Firestarter: PARANOID

Firestarter: **

sandygurl: hey can i add u 2 my list?

Firestarter: SORRY IF I LED YOU ON A LITTLE

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: BY THE WAY ASL?

Firestarter: WHAT IS UR KNICKNAME

Firestarter: THINGY

sandygurl: call me anything

Firestarter: I KNOW “PSYCHO LOVER

Firestarter: OK?

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: NICK NAME

Firestarter: THING

sandygurl: call me retarded

Firestarter: OK IF YOU WANT

sandygurl: ok

Firestarter: ASL?

sandygurl: i called u bird

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: ASL?

Firestarter: WELL???

sandygurl: well what?

Firestarter: ASL?

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION?

sandygurl: why?

Firestarter: TO MAKE SURE UR NOT SOME MID FORTIES GUY WITH57 CATS AND ONE NOSTRIL GETTING HIS JOLLIES OFF FOOLIN KIDS

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: huh?

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: open the gate!

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: asl

sandygurl: no

Firestarter: fine!

sandygurl: fine what

Firestarter: i dont know

Firestarter: do you?

sandygurl: no……………..no i dont

Firestarter: ok i g2g any way bye

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8586: isuck -> Firestarter

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isuck: hey

Firestarter: hi

isuck: hey

isuck: a/s/l

Firestarter: 15 m alcatraz

isuck: 14 f fl

isuck: wheres alcatraz?

Firestarter: san fransisco

isuck: oh

isuck: cool

Firestarter: u cannot track me im using a laptop!

isuck: neither can u

Firestarter: sorry im a bit paranoid

isuck: yes i can tell

Firestarter: really me too!

isuck: yeah so wats up?

Firestarter: the ceiling

isuck: um lol

isuck:

isuck: lalala

Firestarter: doo dee dooo dee do

isuck: dum de lum pipi hehe

Firestarter: goo hum bag joop ee gunk!

isuck: man we’re really bored

Firestarter: yup

isuck: u said it buster

Firestarter: hu hi gum bo

Firestarter: gumbo is good

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmm gumbo

isuck: illl gumbo

Firestarter: i like gumbo

isuck: whats gumbo?

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmmmmm cajun

isuck: illlll

isuck: j/k

isuck: i dont know what that is

Firestarter: stew with shrimp and spicy and good and rice and more good

Firestarter: and other stuff!

lFirestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

isuck: sounds good

isuck: what is that?

Firestarter: funny stuff

Firestarter: not a porn site

isuck: k i’ll go

Firestarter: y does every 1 think that?

Firestarter: sign up

Firestarter: free and no info giving

isuck: i did think that

isuck: i didnt

isuck: sorry

Firestarter: not even your first name

isuck: ok

Firestarter: mine is ezekiel

isuck: mine is geraldine

Firestarter: no mine is zachariah

isuck: oh

Firestarter: nope it is zeb

isuck: fok whats ur real name???

isuck: ok*

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

isuck: ok zeb

Firestarter: ezekiel didnt i tell you before?!

isuck: no

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: jk its josh

isuck: omg whats ur real name?

Firestarter: yes really

isuck: ur confusing me

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

isuck: ok josh u better not be lieing

Firestarter: seriously

Firestarter: ok

isuck: ok i trust u

Firestarter: you really shouldn’t

isuck: why?

isuck: not ur real name?

Firestarter: im psycho

isuck: cool

Firestarter: thats why im n alcatraz

isuck: ??

Firestarter: alcatraz is a jail

Firestarter: asylum sorry

isuck: no it aint

Firestarter: y do i have to educate every one to what alcatraz is ?

Firestarter: dont people know their own history

Firestarter: ???

isuck: no im dumb

Firestarter: that makes one of us

isuck: yeah

isuck: i guess

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Funked up Yahoo chat

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Little Yuffers poors alcohol on Night Cry

Little Yuffers then molests madly

Night Cry: no u aren’t

kitty pages slayer “Hi hunny”

kitty: XD

Little Yuffers: XD

Little Yuffers: weina!

Little Yuffers: weinas and nuts

Little Yuffers: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

kitty: lmfao!

Little Yuffers: peeeeeeeeeeenis

Little Yuffers: SCHLONG

kitty: LMFAO!!!!

Little Yuffers: SCHLONG!!!!!!!!

Night Cry: AAAAHAAAAHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

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Anotha one.. =/

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Final Fantasy: I HAVE A PICTURE

Final Fantasy: OF MY COCK

Little Yuffers: LMAO

GHARM: i got a scanner

Little Yuffers: ROFL

Final Fantasy: I WROTE MY NAME ON IT

GHARM: had to take two different scans..

ULTIMATE LIFE FORM: noo!!!!!!!

Final Fantasy: FOR PROOF

GHARM: but i got it all

GHARM: XD

Little Yuffers: LMAO

Final Fantasy: SO YOU KNOW IT ISN’T FAKE

Little Yuffers: roflmmfao

GHARM: i helped him dub that pic, btw

GHARM:

Little Yuffers: omg

Final Fantasy: HEY, F***ER.

Final Fantasy: BACK UP OFF ME.

Little Yuffers: stop making me laugh

Final Fantasy: Yeah.

Little Yuffers pee’s herself

Final Fantasy: He wrote my name on my cock for me.

Final Fantasy:

Little Yuffers: lmao

Final Fantasy: WITH HIS TONGUE.

Final Fantasy:

Little Yuffers: LMAP

Kefka (prince_kefka_of_amber) joined the room

GHARM: yea-no

Little Yuffers: lmao

Final Fantasy:

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Wang rape O_O

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st00pidlilgrl: Rufus_is_Rich Rapes Rikku’s mouth with his wang.

Little Yuffers: Santa dont go Yuffie Demon on us

zerosou: Guilty Gear rocks.

Little Yuffers: Oo

Rufus_is_Rich: Hi, how are you?

st00pidlilgrl: LMAO

st00pidlilgrl: that was the day before yesterday I believe XB!!

lenne_ffx: Rikku?! O_O

st00pidlilgrl: Hmm

st00pidlilgrl: Ya

st00pidlilgrl: She was a newb

st00pidlilgrl: XD

st00pidlilgrl: and he was scaring her off LMAO

lenne_ffx: Niiiice..

lenne_ffx: Take him home to meet mom!

st00pidlilgrl: thats his ‘greeting’

lenne_ffx: ^_~

st00pidlilgrl: lmmfao

lenne_ffx: He’s a real slickster..

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8563: justthe2ofus1994 -> Firestarter

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justthe2ofus1994: she sure did

Firestarter: i like soup

Firestarter: you are a coffee

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: i thought so

justthe2ofus1994: really??????

Firestarter: yeah i have esp

justthe2ofus1994: wat does that mean

Firestarter: extra sensory perseption

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: fag

Firestarter: you spealt what rong

Firestarter: qweer

justthe2ofus1994: u gotta death wish

Firestarter: hold it hold it im not done spankin the monkey

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: ohhhhh there we gooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

justthe2ofus1994: ok

Firestarter: ugh its all over the keyboard

justthe2ofus1994: if yur gonna say ugh to me look in the mirror

Firestarter: c’mon stupid

Firestarter: you can do better than that.

justthe2ofus1994: bring it prick

Firestarter: ouch.

Firestarter: that hurts

Firestarter: really

Firestarter: espeacially coming from you

justthe2ofus1994: it should

Firestarter: you have no taste of sarcasm do you?

justthe2ofus1994: yup

Firestarter: you are truly stupid

Firestarter: you give new meaning to the word

justthe2ofus1994: speak for yur self

Firestarter: only if you learn to speak chinese

justthe2ofus1994:

Firestarter: what are you laughing at?

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: yur ugly face

Firestarter: you dont even know what i look like.

justthe2ofus1994: a nerd

Firestarter: how can i be hurt by an insult that has no grounds of truth
whatsoever?

Firestarter: really.

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

Firestarter: stupid

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

justthe2ofus1994: im only 12

Firestarter: youre still retarded.

justthe2ofus1994: i get it from u

Firestarter: youre probably mid forties.

Firestarter: pretending to be 12

justthe2ofus1994: no

Firestarter: 😐

justthe2ofus1994: no

justthe2ofus1994: i dont lie

Firestarter: sure you dont

Firestarter: liar!

Firestarter: it doesn’t matter anyway i posted this coversation on a site called www.squackle.com

Firestarter: that means all can see your idiocy

justthe2ofus1994: thats nice

justthe2ofus1994: and yours

liberty_spiked_patriot: i was the one shaming you

justthe2ofus1994: yhats nice

Firestarter: your insults were weak and had no substance anyway

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8552: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u -> SR71 Steve

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SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: huh?

SR71 Steve: DON’T TALK SHIT!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: about who?

SR71 Steve: You know who…….

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no i dont!!

SR71 Steve: …..Jeez, are you like high?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i jsut have no clue wha ur talking bout

SR71 Steve: Cause i think it’s pretty obvious what i’m talkin about

SR71 Steve: stoned?

SR71 Steve: drunk?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im not a druggie?

SR71 Steve: just plain stupid?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im not drunk

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: where da hell r u from

SR71 Steve: Mexico.

SR71 Steve: Mine english is no so good, so exuse please.

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who is this

SR71 Steve: Juan.

SR71 Steve: who the hell are you?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no one but wha r u talking bout

SR71 Steve: Andrew.

SR71 Steve: He’s a racist sonofabitch.

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew…ten y ya sn say steve?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stop ur confusing me

SR71 Steve: cause my boyfriends name is steven

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i htought u were juan!!!

SR71 Steve: the white devil could never understand the complex mind of a mexican.

SR71 Steve: I am

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ur gay?

SR71 Steve: your friend andrew was racist to me, and i want an apology

SR71 Steve: and if i am?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait andrew who?

SR71 Steve: the racist bastard that IMed me yesterday.

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: umm i kno 4 andrews a last name would help

SR71 Steve: I’m asking all of the people in his profile why he’s such a racist bastard

SR71 Steve: he does give good head tho

SR71 Steve: not as good as steve, but ya know

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait r u a guy?

SR71 Steve: and if i am?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk im owndering

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but whas this “andrew”s sn?

SR71 Steve: I can’t be bothered to remember

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok!!

SR71 Steve: you’re not answering my question

SR71 Steve: i gusse all his friends are racist homophobes as well

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha ?

SR71 Steve: ………why is andrew such a racist bastard?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: adrew who

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew*

SR71 Steve: i dunno, i try to forget the names of racist bastards so i don’t send my homies to pop a cap in thier ass

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh then i cant help ya

SR71 Steve: racist

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not racist

SR71 Steve: always tryin to rape my woman

SR71 Steve: and pillage my sheep

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i htought u were gay

SR71 Steve: so did i, but then i met jessica

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ok

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: where jessica from

SR71 Steve: but then you’re racist friend andrew raped her and pillaged her sheep

SR71 Steve: iowa

SR71 Steve: just like me

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: iowa has farms?

SR71 Steve: yeah it does

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: U SAID UR FROM MEXICO!!!

SR71 Steve: yeah, originaly

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wow!! im so confused!!

SR71 Steve: is it agaisnt the law to move without telling the governmet or something?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no

SR71 Steve: most white devil’s are

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but ur confusing me shitless

SR71 Steve: how can that be? white devils are made of shit.

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im white?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i mean im a devil?

SR71 Steve: as are all you white devils who rape my woman

SR71 Steve: greedy bastards, can’t just settle for white pussy.

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i dont like woman

SR71 Steve: so you’re gay too?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im a girl ‘n i like boys

SR71 Steve: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

SR71 Steve: you’re a girl?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea

SR71 Steve: no fucking way

SR71 Steve: you’re so masculine

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u live in iowa how da fuck do u kno who i am

SR71 Steve: i used to live in iowa

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stoop hcanging ya story!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha do i look like?!!

SR71 Steve: i’m not changing my story

SR71 Steve: i used to be gay untill jessica, altho i did like getttin head for andrew

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha do i like look?

SR71 Steve: i was born in mexico, moved to iowa where my wife was raped

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: how old r u?

SR71 Steve: then moved to whereever the hell it is i am now

SR71 Steve: i’m too damn high to realize waht the fuck is going on

SR71 Steve: 12

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ‘n u had a wife!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: gosh u r really wqeird

SR71 Steve: least i’m not a white devil

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: whos a white devil

SR71 Steve: and i don’t use bullshit words like wqeird

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh weird**

SR71 Steve: what the fuck does wqeird mean anyways?

SR71 Steve: yeah, it is weird that you’d use a bullshit word like that

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thanx

SR71 Steve: jesus, you are too fucking odd

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Auto response from SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: omg im so confsued!!! call
me 7950384

-xo-

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SR71 Steve: stupid bitch, there’s nothing to be confused about

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who u r

SR71 Steve: juan

SR71 Steve: i thought we went over this

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno but andrew who

SR71 Steve: my name isn’t andrew

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno

SR71 Steve: britany, you stupid slut

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: britany? who britany?

SR71 Steve: that’s what you said you name was

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no i nvr told u my name!!

SR71 Steve: yeah you did

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: WHO IS ANDREW THAT HAS GIVEN U HEAD?!

SR71 Steve: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is britany

SR71 Steve: don’t you fucking remember that?\

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok!!

SR71 Steve: or were you lying?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: if my name was britany then y da fuck is my sn

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: so now you’re a lying racist homophobe white bastard

SR71 Steve: figured it was your gf

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im straight!!!

SR71 Steve: it’s common in mexico to name you’re sn after your loved one

SR71 Steve: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not from mexico

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: so y da hell would i do that?

SR71 Steve: i dunno, people named britany are pretty damn stupid most of the time

SR71 Steve: and you’re proving the theory

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is alexis, my nickname is lexi, everyone calls me lexi, no my name isnt britany

SR71 Steve: then why the fuck did you lie to me?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i didnt!!

SR71 Steve: bullshit

SR71 Steve: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is britany

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thats bullshit!!

SR71 Steve: hey, are you as turned on as i am?

SR71 Steve: YOU’RE BULLSHIT!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im really confused if thats wha u mean by turned on!!

SR71 Steve: are you aroused like i am?

SR71 Steve: my pussy is so wet

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u have a pussy ‘n ur a guy

SR71 Steve: since when?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u said ur a guy

SR71 Steve: nope

SR71 Steve: i siad i was gay and had boyfriends

SR71 Steve: got a problem with it?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u siad ur juan, gay mesn u like guys!! so ur a guy!!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: then u just said somehting bout ur pussy, WHEN UR A GUY

SR71 Steve: juan is a nickname

SR71 Steve: just like lexi is

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: sure it is

SR71 Steve: short for jaunita

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no its not!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thats bullshit!!

SR71 Steve: i’m the butch in the relationship

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ok so who is ur boyfriend

SR71 Steve: John.

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no u said steve!!!

SR71 Steve: yeah, he’s just a little side thing

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: omg!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ur terrible

SR71 Steve: no, just a slut like yourself

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: how am i a slut

SR71 Steve: but back to the issue, is your dick as hard as mine is right now?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u jsut said u had a pussy

SR71 Steve: no i didn’t

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ‘n no i dont have a dick

SR71 Steve: you can’t prove shit

SR71 Steve: ………..sure

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: SR71 Steve: my pussy is so wet

SR71 Steve: you made that up!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no

SR71 Steve: bitch!

SR71 Steve: whore

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not a bitch!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stop!!

SR71 Steve: oh man, my nipples are gettin hard.

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Auto response from SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im gonne kill someone if
this is his friend!!

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SR71 Steve: this is so damn sexy

SR71 Steve: this is so damn sexy

SR71 Steve: fine then, be a bitch

SR71 Steve: oh yeah, you like getting warned don’t you bitch!

SR71 Steve: it just turns you on!

SR71 Steve: hey now, no need for that!

SR71 Steve: the fuck did i do to you?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha did i do to

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u

SR71 Steve: you wouldn’t answer my damn question

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha question

SR71 Steve: and called me a guy when i’m a girl

SR71 Steve: that hurts

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im sorry

SR71 Steve: why anderw was such a racist bastard

SR71 Steve: eat me to make up for it

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk y he is

SR71 Steve: well i do

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: y is he

SR71 Steve: that’s what i’m asking?

SR71 Steve: this is going nowhere, you obviously are just another prude racist lying white devil whosse only skill is sucking cock

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: hoiw can i b prude if i suck cock?

SR71 Steve: good point

SR71 Steve: alright, in any case i’m done fucking you

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who r u?

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: can u tell me now?

SR71 Steve: andrew

SR71 Steve:

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew….

SR71 Steve: to bad you didn’t defend me, now i think you’re a bitch

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: OMG IM ONNE KILL U!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk wha andrew u were talking bout!!!

SR71 Steve: i am andrew

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but i kno 4 andrews os i didnt kno wha andrew was being “racist sonofabitch”

SR71 Steve: me, i was trying to get you to defend me

SR71 Steve: you obviously didn;t

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: if i knew wha andrew i would of stuck up 4 u!!!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: IM SORRY!!

SR71 Steve: sorry isn’t good enogh!

SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: lol

(C) Song Parodies, Poetry and Songs

Motel Mexicana

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Parody of “Hotel California” by The Eagles.

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In a dark musty hallway,a few friends standing there,
Worn shells of fajitas-lying under a chair..
I bumped my head on the big vents,
and watched  the shattering lights..
My hombre said he & his ride moved in-
Their cab had dropped out of sight….

Pepe stood in the doorway..
He smelled like Taco Bell..
And I was drinking by myself
My seagram’s seven and a fifth of cheap ale..

Said he hit up a vandal,and he owed me my pay
There were pesos down his corduroys..
He  robbed his work that day..

Welcome to the Motel Mexicana
Just a grubby place…(just a grubby place)
Such an ugly place..

There’s plenty of gloom at the Motel Mexicana-
Any kind of beer,you can buy it here..

The wine is simply unfit it’s-
Not for your eighty friends..
We knocked a lot of greedy,greedy boys..
Then we  paid rent.

Howie glanced at the floor:”Are,
theeeeeeeeese summer ants?”
Jose said:”no remember.”
Juan said:”I forget..”

So I called to the fat man:
“Pleeeeeeeease bring me more lime..”
He said:”We haven’t had that citrus here since,
Fried beans hit the sign..”

And grilled ‘ole oysters were falling
From Carlo’s tray..
They shake you up in the middle of the night-
Just to hurl away..

Welcome to the Motel Mexicana
Just a grubby place..(such a grubby place)
Such an ugly place…(ugly place)

They piggin’ it up at the Motel Mexicana
Lotta mice ….surprise!
They sing you lullabies…

Roaches on the ceiling..
They drink my warm Bud Ice..
The flea bed-
And my guitar keep me prisoner here..
With my spanish rice.

And in the bathroom chamber,
They’d rather horde in peace..
I grab them but they run for their life..
But you just can’t kill these fleas!!

That Spring I remember..
This guy was,spraying down my door..
Had I the mind,had I turned my back,
My face-they’d have gnawed to the floor..
“Step back,” said the bug man..
“We are now going to leave..
Make your check out anyway you like..
Just make it out to me…”

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8550: Jessie -> StageDive3k

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Jessie: where did it go?

StageDive3k: what

StageDive3k: who are u

Jessie: ..hmm…

Jessie: where did it go though?

StageDive3k: what are u talkin about where did what go

Jessie: the sheep…..I know it’s around here…..it’s gonna eat me

Jessie: please you’ve gotta help me…

Jessie: I can hear it laughing at me baaaaa baaaaa

StageDive3k signed off at 11:04:35 PM.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs, Prank IMs

#8549: Jessie -> Holic1299

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Jessie: I am lost. Will you help me find my way?

Holic1299: who are you?

Jessie: I hit my head on a tree branch and can’t remember who I am.

Holic1299: very funny

Jessie: I find nothing funny about that

Holic1299: who the hell are ya?

Holic1299: I have no time for jokes like that now

Jessie: I’m not joking I reallly did hit my head and can’t remember who I am…..*cries* oh no the birds are gonna peck my skull again

Holic1299: oh yeah

Holic1299: so why did ya chose to contact me then :rolleyes:

Jessie: because I thought you might know the directions to the gingerbread house.

Holic1299: goodbye

Jessie: don’t leave…

Jessie: It’s all your fault I’m stuck in the wilderness anyways…if you wouldn’t have eaten the bread crumbs I threw on the ground I wouldn’t be lost….

Holic1299 signed off at 6:07:59 PM.

Lists

Fun Stuff To Do

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– Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don’t, then punch them in the face.

– Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. Then after everyone gives you sympathy remarks tell them you were just kidding and tell them they are all a bunch of queers.

– Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard.  Then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a big loogie. then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say “beat that.”

– Inform a co-worker that he wouldn’t make a good hooker then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good ass-fucking.

– Walk around with a big smile on your face while keeping one hand down your pants.

– Answer every question with “fuck if I know” then call the person a racial slur that doesn’t even match their race.

– Brag about the fact that you own a gun and keep playing with your nuts, get them really sweaty , then walk around shaking everyone’s hand.

– Shit on the floor of your office and when someone comes in and sees it tell them that it’s the fake plastic kind.  When they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.

– Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over the place and yell “It won’t stop!” then when it stops, look down and say “oh.”

10. ask to borrow someon’es pen. take it to the bathroom and stick it in your ass. return it and tell the person to smell it. when they tell you it smells like shit say ” it should i had it in my ass !! “

World, Screwed Up Chronicles

USA: Rose Gardens

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Another true story about the folks on my street

One day I was sitting on my porch and a woman comes up with a shovel.
She looks a bit on the crazy side,so I sit and watch to see what she’s going to do.
Looks around then starts digging up the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street in front of my house.

My mom comes outside to see what I’m up to and sees the woman.By this time she had a nice sized hole going on and a pile of dirt in our yard.My mother freaked out and asked her what she was doing.
the shovel woman responded “My landlord wants me to plant roses in front of my house,so that’s what I’m going to do.” My mom told her to leave,and that this was our house.So the woman left without a fight.

The next day,as I was walking to school,I saw a hole dug in everyone’s yard on my street…most of them were several feet deep.She never came back to plant those roses,and all the houses have huge circles of dirt where she dug up the grass and it never grew back.