Characters:
Mr. Notyou Bill’s Dad
Mrs. Notyou Bill’s Mom
Bill Notyou Bill’s uhh Bill
Lily Notyou Bill’s Sister
Job Workalot Bill’s Best Friend
Iam Ob Sessed Bill’s Other Best Friend
Shou Ter Bill’s Other Other Best Friend
Mrs. Notyou: EAT YOUR FOOD NOW
Mr. Notyou: But…(sniffle)…i don’ want to
Bill: Just eat the food so we can be dismissed from dinner dad
Mr. Notyou: Why do I have to live in such a mean family (he runs out the room crying)
Bill: Can we be dismissed now
Mrs. Notyou: Oh alright
Bill walks to his friends house
Bill: Man, i’m sooooo bored
He knocks on the door of his friend Job
Job’s Mom opens the door: NO I DONT WANT THE VACUUM CLEANE….oh hi Bill come on in and eat my dog…
Bill: …uhh thats ok is Job around
Job: BILL…bye mom i’ll be back in a couple o hours
Job’s Mom: Just don’t talk to strangers and don’t eat any stray dogs
Job: Uhm…ok
Bill: Is your mom….ok?
Job: Well we have been having problems with vacuum cleaners…
Bill: What kind of problems
Job: Ya know like when your dad buys a platypus and your sister eats a cat while its playing with a cat nip toy
Bill: …..ok?
Job: Well i’m bored lets go do some non-boring stuff
Bill: like what
Job: ….uhh how about…lets go get Iam
Bill: Iam Ob Sessed…ok
Job: With what
Bill: Huh?
Job: your obsessed with what
Bill: uhh..riiiiiiiight
They walk to Iam’s house and knock on the door
Iam opens the door and lots of platypuses run out yelping
Bill: Whats with the platypuses
Iam: I like’em
Bill and Job: …
Iam: Hey …
Bill: what
Iam: Huh what u want…oh yeah huh im confused and I hope all of you out there in 3-D land are too
Job: Who are you talking to
Iam: I dunno
Bill: So………
Job: Whats we wanna do
Iam: Lets go to a movie
Bill: Alright
They walk to the theatre and look at the boards showing the movies up
Iam: Alright Return Of The Mister. Platypus Man Thing is on
Bill: Hey lets see I Don’t Know You Cause You Don’t Know me
Job: no lets see…(ba ba baaa)…This Movie Is Rated R
Bill and Iam: OH MY NOT…(ba ba baaa)…This Movie Is Rated R
Job: Well lets see what its rated
Bill and Iam: Are you that stupid
Job: I dunno
Bill: Well i’ll watch it if you guys come with me
Iam and Job: Okay
They walk to the counter where the lady sits and gives tickets for money
Lady That Sits And Gives Tickets For Money: How my I help you
Bill: We wanna see…(ba ba baaa)…This Movie Is rated R
Lady That Sits And Gives Tickets For Money: That would be $354.99
Bill, Iam, and Job: Ok
Bill: Man these movies get cheaper and cheaper everyday
They walk in and buy some pop corn then they find there seats
They started watching the movie…it wasnt really bad at all but there was a nude seen…and right when the nude seen came the movie turned off because a stray platypus brokes the camera thingie upstairs that makes the movie go
All of the sudden the whole crowd sings “The Wheeles On The Bus Go Round And Round”
Bill: Whats wrong with everyone
Iam: I dunno lets get out of here, come on Job…OH NOOO
Job: The wheels on the bus go roooound and roooound
Bill: Snap out of it man (he starts slapping him)
Job: Huh oh no…did i sing…
Bill: Yes
Job: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(this continues for….8 minutes and 32 seconds so please say NO to yourself for 8 minutes and 32 seconds)
8 minutes and 32 seconds later
Bill: lets go
Job: RIGHT
Iam: yes please
Bill: I know lets go get Shou
They walk to Shou’s house and knock on the garbage made door made from garbage that smells like garbage cause its made out of garbage
Mrs. Ter: OH HELLO BOYS WONT YOU COME IN
Bill: thats ok we just want Shou
Mrs. Ter: SHOU COME HERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE
Shou: OK MOM I WILL BE THERE IN A MINUTE MADE UP OF 60 SECONDS
Bill: ya know maybe we shouldn’t have come here
Shou walks up to them and starts yelling in their ears
Shou: HEY GUYS
Just then somethin happened in a distant state
Do you wanna know what happened?
Yes (Click One) No
what? you say your mouse doesnt work so you cant click … well just scroll down … theres 2 diffrent endings…yes ending…and no ending….
– YES ENDING
What happened is that there was a platypus and it burped
– NO ENDING
Bill: Did you just hear a platypus burp?
THE END
