Evil Hell Cow
Demon of Lance
Evil Hell Cow: 
davepoobond: wow
Evil Hell Cow: I want that man 🙁
davepoobond: :-!
Evil Hell Cow: Not the woman… the booze
Evil Hell Cow: if it could do that for me…..
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: make you into a hot woman?
Evil Hell Cow: ….no
Evil Hell Cow: make other women into hot women!
Lily Lily had a Bell,
Lilly lilly rung it,
Lily Lily went to hell
=P
“Never date a girl who shares the same name as the guy you hate”
– Evil Hell Cow
davepoobond: yo
Evil Hell Cow: yo yo!
davepoobond: she’s a SUPERFREAK. SUPERFREAKYYYOOWW
davepoobond: whats up
davepoobond: i’m blue da ba dee ba dye da bee da ba dye
Evil Hell Cow: o.o
Evil Hell Cow: say wha ?
davepoobond: i’m blue
davepoobond: da ba dee ba dye da bee da ba dye
Evil Hell Cow: Ohhh right o.o
davepoobond: i’m blue
davepoobond: da ba dee da ba dye
davepoobond: =-O
Evil Hell Cow: dude yer weird
Evil Hell Cow: Ch0c0l473 iz l337 2 347!!
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: 😉
Evil Hell Cow: Ha!
Evil Hell Cow: your evil Smiley of death is useless to me!
Evil Hell Cow: As I have my anti Smiley shield up!
Evil Hell Cow: Your attack is futile!
davepoobond: oh noooooooooooo
davepoobond: 🙁
Evil Hell Cow: :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-( Fear the frownies!
davepoobond: 😛
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It has come to my attention that the Blue Jay is a vile creature, a coward fiend that needs to be persecuted to the utmost extreme. It plagues the minds of men and woman alike. Invoking their most desires, letting them produce them to the most grandoise of ways, but when these plans come to costs and confrontation, the instinct of the Blue Jay will be invoked in them. They will run in fear of the confrontation. So it is the duty of Alan D. Gibson AKA Evil Hell Cow, to let people be aware of the dangers of this bird, and to make people aware these creatures are vile and selfish. They and all they stand for must be exterminated.
davepoobond: any suprises today
Evil Hell Cow: nope
davepoobond: heh
Evil Hell Cow: Moo!
davepoobond: cluck
Evil Hell Cow: Moo!!!
davepoobond: bawk-bagawwwwwwww
Evil Hell Cow: pssst
Evil Hell Cow: >.>
davepoobond: yaa?
Evil Hell Cow: Hey
davepoobond: hi
Evil Hell Cow: Pssst I got something ya might want <.<
davepoobond: k…..wat is it.
Evil Hell Cow: and it’s only for $50 ::firm nod:: It’s some Viagra….dont ya want some ?
davepoobond: oh yeah………………do you keep my identity confidential
Evil Hell Cow: Nope we sell all your personal info to other companies so they can send you personalized ads and shit
davepoobond: ah ha…….hmm…………give it to me anyway
Evil Hell Cow: we sell your medical records your therapy treat ment, and everything about your whole life
Evil Hell Cow: Alright ::holds out the bottle::now give over the money
davepoobond: ::hands him the money:: alright now the bottle
Evil Hell Cow: ::tosses it over::good luck chump! XD
davepoobond: i dont have a problem!
Evil Hell Cow: know what could suck ?
Evil Hell Cow: OD’ing on Viagra
Evil Hell Cow: Imagine if you did that and had a hard on for like, an entire year
davepoobond: i dont think you can
davepoobond: it’d fall off before that
Evil Hell Cow: LOL
davepoobond: oatmeal is such a pitiful food
Evil Hell Cow: indeed it is
davepoobond: you dont even eat it
davepoobond: you just put it down ur pie hole separate it with your tongue then swallow it
Evil Hell Cow: LOL
Evil Hell Cow: Wouldn’t it suck if the male sexual organ was their index finger ?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: well maybe not
Evil Hell Cow: no ?
davepoobond: it’d be easier to masturbate
Evil Hell Cow: Oh yeah I can imagine all the boys masturbating in class
davepoobond: teachers would be like “stop doing that”
davepoobond: doing what
Evil Hell Cow: *Squirrrrrrrrt*
davepoobond: and they’re stickin it peoples ears and mouths
davepoobond: and poking them
davepoobond: like crazy
Evil Hell Cow: LMAO
Evil Hell Cow: you can give yourself oral
davepoobond: “i impregnated 45 girls today mom”
Evil Hell Cow: LOL!
davepoobond: “i have to get something out of the corner of my mouth”
davepoobond: “(oh baby)”
Evil Hell Cow: LMAO
Evil Hell Cow: If there was a fantasy creature that you had an infatuation with
Evil Hell Cow: what would it be ?
davepoobond: infatuation?
Evil Hell Cow: An extreme liking of
davepoobond: a fantasy character
davepoobond: that i liked a lot
davepoobond: what would it be
Evil Hell Cow: Creature
Evil Hell Cow: not character
davepoobond: hrmm
davepoobond: i dont really have one
Evil Hell Cow: Alrightie
davepoobond: y
Evil Hell Cow: Just curious