Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Oh no I’m heading for the tree
As I go to stand up I realize
I have just broken my knees
The snow is turning red
I think I’m almost dead
I spent my Christmas Eve
In a stupid hospital bed
OH
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981
Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Grandma had a gun
pulled the trigger
and lost her finger in 1981
Hey!
Jessie: where did it go?
StageDive3k: what
StageDive3k: who are u
Jessie: ..hmm…
Jessie: where did it go though?
StageDive3k: what are u talkin about where did what go
Jessie: the sheep…..I know it’s around here…..it’s gonna eat me
Jessie: please you’ve gotta help me…
Jessie: I can hear it laughing at me baaaaa baaaaa
StageDive3k signed off at 11:04:35 PM.
Jessie: I am lost. Will you help me find my way?
Holic1299: who are you?
Jessie: I hit my head on a tree branch and can’t remember who I am.
Holic1299: very funny
Jessie: I find nothing funny about that
Holic1299: who the hell are ya?
Holic1299: I have no time for jokes like that now
Jessie: I’m not joking I reallly did hit my head and can’t remember who I am…..*cries* oh no the birds are gonna peck my skull again
Holic1299: oh yeah
Holic1299: so why did ya chose to contact me then :rolleyes:
Jessie: because I thought you might know the directions to the gingerbread house.
Holic1299: goodbye
Jessie: don’t leave…
Jessie: It’s all your fault I’m stuck in the wilderness anyways…if you wouldn’t have eaten the bread crumbs I threw on the ground I wouldn’t be lost….
Holic1299 signed off at 6:07:59 PM.