Q: What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
A: Roll-AIDS.
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Joke #21835
Q: How does Santa Claus know he’s at a Jewish house?
A: There is a parking meter on the roof.
Joke #21834
Q: What do you call 10 black guys in a steam room?
A: Gorillas In The Mist.
Joke #21833
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk.
On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy.
The priest says “Lets go fuck him.”
The rabbi looks for a minute and then says “Out of what?”
Joke #21832
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.
Joke #21831
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Joke #21830
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off.
Joke #21829
Q: What do you call a black guy drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
Popeye Song #21826
Stop Dissing Poor Popeye
He’s an innocent Sailor Man
His Spinach Maybe Marijuana
But He’s Popeye The Nice Sailorman
Joke #21825
Q: Why didn’t hydrogen and oxygen make water?
A: Because water has two hydrogens!! HA HA HA HA HA GET IT TWO HYDROGENS HA ISN’T THAT FUNNY!!!
Chat #21824
kevmeister01: i like 2 POOP
kevmeister01: it keeps u regular
xoSuPa CaNdYox: o reely
kevmeister01: yes
kevmeister01: its a fact
xoSuPa CaNdYox: mmhmmm
WhiteBoi3313: =p
kevmeister01: yes
kevmeister01: quite
kevmeister01: indeed
WhiteBoi3313: lol
xoSuPa CaNdYox: yah im shur lol
xoSuPa CaNdYox: >.<
kevmeister01: peeing is pretty good 2 but its better when u pee in a bush
xoSuPa CaNdYox: no toilitz bettr
xoSuPa CaNdYox: cuz u cn whip ur ass on toilit paper
WhiteBoi3313: lol
kevmeister01: no cuz if u pee in a bush u might hit a homeless person
xoSuPa CaNdYox: soO when u pee in a toilit u pee on fishez
WhiteBoi3313: ya but pissin while drun if fun 2 caz u pee on ppl
kevmeister01: ya
xoSuPa CaNdYox: n besidez mr.toilit man luvz doodoo n peepee
kevmeister01: i like 2 pee on drunk ppl
xoSuPa CaNdYox: datz not fair cuz i cnt pee on no1
WhiteBoi3313: lol
WhiteBoi3313: brb
kevmeister01: ya u can
xoSuPa CaNdYox: no i cnt
kevmeister01: u just need 2 work on ur aim i can help
xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol wth
WhiteBoi3313: lol
xoSuPa CaNdYox: u jus wna play w/ me
xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol
WhiteBoi3313: no u squat on
WhiteBoi3313: their foot
kevmeister01: ya
WhiteBoi3313: =p
WhiteBoi3313: or leg
kevmeister01: or their face
xoSuPa CaNdYox: lol
WhiteBoi3313: ya thtl be funny with their tounge out befo they lik u u take a piss
kevmeister01: i go for the mouth all the time every time
WhiteBoi3313: lol
WhiteBoi3313: me cat is stupid
kevmeister01: thats good
WhiteBoi3313: i moving me hand around and its following it wiht it head its funny
kevmeister01: … quite
kevmeister01: indeed
WhiteBoi3313: lol
kevmeister01: yes
Jingle Bells Song #21819
Oh yeah oh yeah
Jingle jingle
Shake your bootie
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Jingle Bells Song #21818
Riding through the snow
In an armored car today,
To Arkham house he goes,
Laughing all the way.
Isley killed a plant,
Nigma failed a test,
All Bane did was rave and rant,
And so did all the rest.
Oh,
Jingle bells,
Clayface smells,
Penguin layed an egg.
Batman got the drop on them and
Put
Them
All away!
There Was an Old Lady From France
There was an old lady from France
who did an unusual dance
she slipped on the grass
and hurt her ass
that crazy old lady from france
There Once Was a Man From China
There once was a man from china
who wasnt a brilliant climber
he fell from a rock
damaged his cock
and now he has a vagina