Jingle Bells Song #21902

Dashing through the snow
I think I’m going to die
Over the hills we go
Bashing in the clouds
Ow ow ow!

Snow is turning green
I think its time to roar
And now the skis are right for them
They’re not broke anymore

O jingle bells
Brussel sprouts
3 more times

I said Batmobiles
Keep their wheels
And Joker stays with Batman, hey!

 

Jingle Bells Song #21818

Riding through the snow
In an armored car today,
To Arkham house he goes,
Laughing all the way.

Isley killed a plant,
Nigma failed a test,
All Bane did was rave and rant,
And so did all the rest.

Oh,
Jingle bells,
Clayface smells,
Penguin layed an egg.
Batman got the drop on them and
Put
Them
All away!

 

Quote #21190

“It’s getting warmer, and do you know what that means? Girls are getting into convertibles and driving them, while talking on cell phones and yelling at their friends on the sidewalks. I wish it was cold again. Bad drivers never drive during the winter because ‘it’s too hard’ or ‘there’s too much snow.’ Once it is no longer coat weather, the dumbest girls come out in tank tops and Dodge Neons and terrorize the streets. It’s horrible and there should be a law against it.”

– Matt Sussman