Quote #24109

Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.

Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #24074

“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #23937

Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”

“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #23910

My self-summary

“I like to fuck guys”

I’m really good at

“Sex! What else?”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”

The six things I could never do without

“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”

On a typical Friday night I am

“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

#23794: davepoobond -> clairebyoot

On Plenty of Fish…

davepoobond: Star Trek or Star Wars?

clairebyoot: Easy- Star Wars

davepoobond: Uh oh, I don’t know how easy that is! I like them both, but I’m more into the hard sci-fi rather than the fantasy sci-fi. What’s your favorite Star Wars character?

11 days later…

clairebyoot: Hmmmmm the Emperor and Darth Vader actually Darth Vader is my guy I’m sticking with that. Any you?

davepoobond: Original Trilogy would probably be Han Solo, prequel trilogy would be a tie between Jar Jar and Qui Gon. Jar Jar is hilarious to me because of his voice and everyone getting mad at him being a character. Do you have a favorite movie from the series?

clairebyoot: I hate jar jar deeply this will never work. Good luck on POF

davepoobond: lol 🙁 it was a joke…