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termitator – n. a termite from the future that wants to eat little kids

Tags: children, noun, termitator, termite, time

purseistent – adj. to be resistent to purses

Ex. Sheila was purseistent when she saw that Coach.

;} to be resistent to the conditions inside of a purse

Ex. My tampons are purseistent!

Tags: adjective, purse, purseistent

getupthur – n. a group of masked Mexican kids that fight monsters

Tags: getupthur, Mexico, monster, noun

greengrocer – n. the unsightly result of a grocer who’s been dipped in chlorophyll

Tags: chlorophyll, greengrocer, grocer, noun

pickled feet – n. a food delicacy that even a pig wouldn’t eat

Tags: food, noun, pickled feet, pig

truffles – n. a dessert craze that has mushroomed in popularity

Tags: dessert, mushroom, noun, truffles

dung beetle – n. a beetle whose home is really a dump

Tags: beetle, dung beetle, noun, shit

head lice – n. lice who have worked their way to the top

Tags: head lice, lice, noun

brill cream – n. what becomes of you when you jump off the Brill Building

Tags: Brill Building, brill cream, noun

common cold – n. what you catch when you get rained on going to the common market.

Tags: common cold, medical condition, noun

zitcom – n. a funny TV show about kids with skin problems

Tags: noun, skin, television, zitcom

crop dust – v. to fart as you walk around.  It is like actual crop dusting in that you are spreading your chemicals as you fly around.

;} v. to intentionally spread a smell around the room by walking around with the thing that smells.

Ex. Armando was crop dusting.

Tags: crop dust, fart, verb

cestlop – v. to get shot in the face by a police officer because you were speeding

Tags: car, cestlop, face, gun, police, verb

midifleur – v. to beat a 1 year old baby to death in your car while you are speeding

Tags: baby, car, midifleur, verb

commodian – n. a funny guy that cleans toilets.

Tags: comedian, commodian, noun, toilet