The Infinite Day – n. the day in which the universe will always be in, as long as it is in existence.
naekodin – n. a story that starts out with “So I saw this guy but he looked like a girl” and ends with “I fucked him.”
retawne – v. to have a sensor beep when you go through it.
Ex. He retawned at the airport a couple times, so they beat him.
cash register receipt – n. a mysterious item in which grants the keeper the power of returns, exchanges, and other powers of the consumer. Many willingly throw it away, not knowing the power it holds.
preesup – v. to drive a price up by killing people
tenvenurn – v. to buy something and then buy something else right after. Super annoying.
awtomotik – v. to wrap a cup in a paper or plastic bag and then put it into a bigger bag
cuagau – n. a clothing rack with wheels on it
Pregnant Mother Syndrome Version 2 – n. another type of Pregnant Mother Syndrome (PMS) in that pregnant mothers are inclined to go to Starbucks. Also known as PMS v.2.
leulysala – adj. to be arrested for “pulling out”
volunterrorist – n. a volunteer terrorist. Doesn’t get paid (obviously).
;} a really really really bad volunteer
volunterrorism – n. the practice of volunteering to commit terrorism
boscaque – v. to eat unsalted cashews while watching a heinous felony
rapeod – v. to drain your iPod from full battery to empty in one go. Can also be used for other electronic devices or analogously to something that has energy.
Ex. I just rapeodded my iPod, now I can’t listen to Rebecca Black’s latest multi-million selling album for the hundredth time since I left my house this morning.
ossetepo – v. to report a food-borne illness or poor sanitation to an environmental safety organization