ablutophobia – n. the fear of water, bathing, or showering
ablutophilia – n. sexual arousal from baths or showers
69 – n. slang for mutual oral stimulation by two individuals
henearkrxern – v. to spill two week old coffee into a plastic bag and then leave it on the ground
nedo – n. a robot that wears underwear and knee-high socks.
socacilnacilcaso – n. the mixture of feelings you get when you realize that there is absolutely no toilet paper for you to wipe your ass with — and you’ve already sat down and let loose. It is a three stage process.
Stage 1 – Astonishment and/or Surprise
Stage 2 – Realization, Reflection, Accusations, and/or Paranoia about conspiracy to remove the toilet paper from the bathroom.
Stage 3 – Resolution and/or Dirty ass
agnonanai – n. a “singing” toilet. Every time you flush it, it hums or squeals at several different pitches for an extended period of time. We’re talking minutes here.
kohnohkicl – n. a sketch on the back of a napkin that ends up being a multi-story, many faceted, extremely complex building. And then you sneeze into it.
fesofse – n. an assortment of 20 models including cars, houses, planes, buildings, and things that you think up using LEGOs.
corh – adj. to have gotten an interest in architecture from playing Sim City. Which is completely stupid considering Sim City has nothing to do with architecture and everything about civil engineering.
T-bone slap – n. a type of slap where you take a T-bone steak and slap them in the face
;} v. to slap someone with the tip of your penis, with a forward motion as to blindside them. Kind of like a car crash but with a penis and a face.
;} n. the act of slapping someone with the tip of your penis in a forward motion, as to blindside them.
thipaunppuamcmbkcfesfmmdmolr – n. a purple colored bear wearing white khaki shorts that just shat himself
Ms. Boms’ Yearbook Rule – n. a rule that dictates how Ms. Boms is able to confiscate your yearbook. The rule is stated as follows:
“If out and open at an inappropriate time, I will confiscate the book and save it for you until the 19th of June.”
The 1-Time-A-Day Rule – n. a rule that dictates you can only do something one time a day. It is arbitrary and can be bent to the will of a superior to limit the freedoms of the peons they are supervising.
hreet – n. a voodoo concoction consisting of Skittles and water.