The 1-Time-A-Day Rule – n. a rule that dictates you can only do something one time a day. It is arbitrary and can be bent to the will of a superior to limit the freedoms of the peons they are supervising.
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
hreet
hreet – n. a voodoo concoction consisting of Skittles and water.
bebec
bebec – n. a healing salve that gets rid of skin cancer
badcib
badcib – v. to win a free bread maker after enrolling for a free 90-day membership to a cooking club
kundalini
kundalini – n. a prestigious non-accredited university
revof
revof – n. 200 dollars in free gas, obtained through a spam e-mail
balgaintl
balgaintl – n. a spam e-mail telling you how good they are at spamming, and how you should use them to spam your product
foht
foht – n. a spam e-mail that tells you how to remove at least 4 times, like they want you to remove them. It is most likely a trap.
class birthday
class birthday – n. the theory in which your group or class has a particular day that is a “birthday” of the group. It was discovered in davepoobond’s 7th Grade Math Book. It’s really fucking stupid, and has no relevance to anything.
The following is the quote from the 7th Grade Math Book:
“What is the ‘birthday’ of your class? To find out, find the number of days each student has been alive. Then average the number of days you have each lived. With this average, work backward to find the average date of birth for your class. Plan a celebration for the ‘class-birthday.'”
zincudhig
zincudhig – n. a whole-house water treatment and filtration system that takes any of the water expended in the house, treats/filters it into new water to be used in the house again.
The End of Infinity
The End of Infinity – n. the theory in which there is an end to the “number” designated as infinity, and rounds this number off at an unknown number. Also clarifies that the “number” infinity does not actually have any numbers in it, because if there were an endless string of 9’s going on forever, adding one to it will make this number one digit longer, thus making it possible for this new longer number to be all 9’s, and having another one added to it, hence making it longer, yet again. The number is so huge that it is unfathomable by the human mind.
The Infinite Day
The Infinite Day – n. the day in which the universe will always be in, as long as it is in existence.
naekodin
naekodin – n. a story that starts out with “So I saw this guy but he looked like a girl” and ends with “I fucked him.”
retawne
retawne – v. to have a sensor beep when you go through it.
Ex. He retawned at the airport a couple times, so they beat him.
cash register receipt
cash register receipt – n. a mysterious item in which grants the keeper the power of returns, exchanges, and other powers of the consumer. Many willingly throw it away, not knowing the power it holds.